"Damn, this is straight-up extortion."
Dirk Carter said.
Arlo Yarbrough didn't look the least bit guilty. On the contrary, he spoke as if it was only right and proper: "I was doing just fine as a doctor, but you just had to drag off to be your secretary. Low pay, tons of bullshit work. If I don't dig a little out of you, you big shot, when the hell am I ever going to save enough to marry our Elaine?"
"Oh? Since when did she beco 'your' Elaine? You two locked it in already?"
Dirk Carter pressed him.
Arlo Yarbrough glared at him and said, "Don't change the subject. Pay up, pay up."
Dirk Carter was helpless.
He pulled out seven hundred yuan and tossed it over.
Muttering, "Other secretaries all slip their leaders money, I'm the poor bastard getting shaken down by my own secretary. Am I tragic or what?"
"Heh, that's what you get for asking for it."
Arlo Yarbrough pulled the car over to the side of the road.
First he scooped up the money.
Counted it with great satisfaction.
Then said, "Alright, lend an ear while I lay it out for you. This Ten Great Treasures will absolutely blow up your worldview..."
In its literal sense, the Ten Great Treasures.
Refers to ten different types of won's private parts.
He shook his head and wagged his shoulders like so old-ti storyteller, saying, "So-called 'a woman with a celebrated treasure is destined for greatness.' As the saying goes, 'fad treasure, fad whore,' that's the logic. The first of the Ten Great Treasures is called 'Single Blossom Standing Alone'..."
The concept of Single Blossom Standing Alone is pretty easy to understand.
From the Jade Gate all the way along the secret passage, the width never changes—inside and outside it's the sa width, so it's really not easy to reach the flower's core. An average-sized guy usually can't get there at all and just has to slink off frustrated.
But if the gun barrel is both slim and long, then the two can cooperate and make it work. Because it's straight and deep like a bamboo tube, it's nicknad "Bamboo Tube." Among the top-tier versions, there are even little obstructions inside, making it even more like a bamboo with joints.
The second type is Swallow in Twin Flight.
Roughly speaking, the Jade Gate is narrow and the secret tunnel is also very tight and constricted. At the start of movent, the muscles along the walls of the passage suddenly pucker into folds, and keep trembling over and over, like a little bird flapping both wings, about to take off. Under that kind of stimulation, the guy will usually shoot his load in no ti.
The third type is the legendary mayor of Northgate Town, Iris Baldwin.
Her type is called Three Pearl Spring Water.
The "three pearls" are hidden at the flower's core. When a woman is aroused, her blood flow speeds up and makes them bulge out. When she's excited, the writhing of the muscles drives the "three pearls" to tease the tip of the man's gun.
Also, won who possess this treasure have a very tight Jade Gate, so that "spring water" doesn't flow out easily. It soaks inside, making it feel unusually warm and slippery.
The fourth type is called Four-Season Jade Whirlpool.
The main feature here is that the Jade Gate is relatively wide, but once you get inside, it suddenly becos narrow, shaped like a whirlpool in water, or like a field snail.
After the gate is knocked open, the Jade Gate will clamp shut tight and bite down hard, making the man's gun barrel swell like an inflated balloon, jamd right at the doorway. Unless the Jade Gate lets go on its own, the man basically can't pull out.
The fifth type is called Five Dragons Playing with a Pearl.
The Jade Gate is narrow, the secret passage long and thin, but the flower's core isn't necessarily that deep.
When the gun barrels in, the flower's core suddenly swells big, and its tip protrudes to collide with the gun tip. The shape is like giant dragons snatching at a bright red coral. They say you need at least five hard thrusts to reach the wonderful state, and it's the most physically demanding of the Ten Great Treasures.
Number six is called Six-sided Ambush.
This one's Jade Gate is just the right size, and it has stretchy capability. It can freely expand or contract according to the size of the gun barrel—its structure is exquisitely engineered.
After so normal back-and-forth, the flower's core will suddenly open wide, bite down tight on the gun tip, then constrict the opening, and from the Jade Gate to all four walls, to the flower's core, it attacks front, back, left, right, up, and down all at once.
On top of that, the Jade Gate itself opens and shuts like the hard shell of an oyster, putting on a brilliant little performance inside, hence the other nickna: "Clam."
The seventh type is called Seven-Aperture Exquisite.
That's the type that the deputy director of The County Committee guesthouse, lody Holloway, has.
On this type, the Jade Gate is a bit on the large side, and the flower's core is also fairly big.
As soon as it cos into contact with the gun barrel, the mouth of the flower's core imdiately expands and spits out thin little at needles from inside, which can insert into the tip of the gun and keep sucking.
When n run into this kind of situation, they usually get caught off guard and scared shitless. Their whole body feels like it's been hit by an electric shock, paralyzed and unable to move, just like a bug caught by a carnivorous seven-leaf pitcher plant, hence the na.
The eighth type is called Wind and Rain from All Directions.
The Jade Gate is dainty and delicate, very cute, but inside it suddenly opens up wide—an expansive field.
Once you're in, it feels like endless raging wind and pouring rain.
It's a bit tough going at first, but as long as you patiently go back and forth twenty or thirty tis, it'll suddenly hit like a tornado, with turbulent tides surging out on cue. The gun barrel becos like a lone boat bobbing on the sea after a storm has cleared, rolling up and down with the crashing waves. This one's commonly called the "Jade Jar."
The ninth type doesn't need much explanation.
Achilles Carter already gave you the rundown earlier.
Next cos the cream of the crop, the treasure of treasures.
The rarest among the Ten Great Treasures, the Ten Layers of Heaven Palace.
They say not even one woman in ten thousand has it.
So-called Ten Layers of Heaven Palace: the Jade Gate is extrely tight, and the walls of the hidden path have a ton of folds. Their placent and shapes are all different; sotis there are even flesh hooks. The folds number over a hundred, with more than three layers. The first ti you try it, it's like hacking your way through a thorny jungle; most people give up halfway and never discover the true delight.
But once you touch the flower's core, it suddenly starts to pulsate, contracting rapidly. The walls of the secret path convulse violently and squeeze with great force. At that point, the man usually loses control and gets led straight into an indescribably wonderful state.
After going through the Ten Great Treasures one by one.
Arlo Yarbrough's brows were dancing, spit flying everywhere.
Forget him.
Even Dirk Carter had his eyes opened.
He never would've imagined there were people who actually did "research" on this stuff.
Suddenly.
Dirk Carter frowned.
Arlo Yarbrough leaned in and asked wickedly, "What, savoring the taste of that Nine-Curves Corridor again?"
"Fuck off. How many tis have I told you, there's nothing between and Britt? I'm thinking: you said the Ten Great Treasures are ten specific won—so who's the one who slapped those labels on them?"
Hearing that.
Arlo Yarbrough gave a little shiver.
Muttered, "True that. Unless all ten of those won were ssed with by the sa guy, how the hell did he 'summarize' all this?"
Dirk Carter nodded slightly.
He said, "Helios County's got a lot more won than just those ten. If he could sort out a whole Ten Great Treasures system, he must've played with a hell of a lot of won."
"So he's basically on par with you, huh?"
Arlo Yarbrough asked with a grin.
Dirk Carter shot him a glare.
He said, "I'm talking business with you, don't clown around. You finished your Ten Great Treasures lecture; what about the intel on Iris Baldwin?"
Only then did Arlo Yarbrough snap back to the point.
He said, "This Iris Baldwin used to work in the propaganda departnt. A little over two years ago, she got transferred to Northgate Town as mayor. About a month ago, the Northgate Town Party Secretary, Ashby Hall, was reassigned as Director of the Civil Affairs Bureau, so the top-dog spot got left vacant..."
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