Duanmu Huai once thought the gods in myths were stupid.
Why do they have to lose their mory when they are reincarnated? Isn’t that really lodramatic?
However, after experiencing it firsthand, he realized—indeed, the wisdom of the ancestors is undeniable.
I want to die......
At this mont, Duanmu Huai had a look of utter despair.
When do people usually start to rember things?
Around two or three years old, maybe when they’re older, they don’t rember much from when they were two or three.
But carrying adult mories and being reborn in babyhood, what would that feel like?
Two words.
Hell.
It’s literally hell.
Honestly, Duanmu Huai had never felt so powerless, bringing adult mories to reincarnate as a baby, it’s pure hell!
The body doesn’t obey, can’t speak, whether tired, hungry, or whatever, can only cry loudly. For ordinary children, this could be seen as perfectly normal behavior, but for an adult, it’s really unbearable!
Duanmu Huai rembered his previous life in Ge Wuji Town, seeing "baby PLAY," a group of gang bosses wearing diapers, sucking on pacifiers lying in a girl’s arms babbling "ba ba ba." At the ti, he suspected these people were ntally unstable.
Now that Duanmu Huai himself had transmigrated into a baby, he only felt...... well, indeed, ntally unstable!
How could any normal adult have this kind of hobby! Seriously, why would anyone have this hobby!
Even if it’s about seeking maternal love, this is too twisted!
Indeed, the ancestors were clever, as long as you lose your mory, then what happened before has nothing to do with you, like an NPC being managed by the system, once mory is restored, it ends the managent and returns control, avoiding those frustrating early events!
Indeed, old ginger is hotter!
Moreover, the family he was born into also has so issues.
Because the one who gave birth to him happened to be a sixteen-year-old girl, an idol! And the biological father is unknown!
Wow... how to put it...... indeed, this industry is really dark......
With a mother like this, it’s impossible to give birth to normal children. Duanmu Huai had a younger sister, who in his eyes — hmm, even less normal than Shajuye.
She also seed to be soone reincarnated, yet didn’t appear to have any special abilities, and she seed quite obsessed with being an idol herself—honestly, her fanaticism left Duanmu Huai at a loss for words. What’s more, at night, she would use her phone to argue with idol haters online, swearing with intense vulgarity...... completely not the kind of talk a baby should have.
Hmm, this reminded Duanmu Huai of an old saying—on the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
Now this saying can be revised—on the internet, nobody knows you’re a baby.
By the way, because it’s troubleso, Duanmu Huai chose to ignore her odd behavior, considering he couldn’t understand the appeal of idols. Perhaps for the ordinary folk, idols are like exalted stars, but for Duanmu Huai who once had been in a high position, idols were just entertainers who could be called at will, this so-called popularity and fa, apart from a certain conversion to money, had no other real use.
Though, when he was a teacher at school, Duanmu Huai had seen those fervent idol fans desperately advocating for their favorite stars, with a mania akin to multi-level marketing. Considering he and she were twins, should she find out he too was reincarnated, it might lead to brainwashing akin to MLM, so Duanmu Huai pretended to know nothing, letting her alone rave at the TV programs.
Back to the point, why would he be reborn into such a non-special world, as such a special child, even though the GM reminded him, Pleasure isn’t necessarily about his pleasure, it’s also to bring pleasure to others, but does this work?
Of course, generally speaking, children born into entertainnt families tend to follow the entertainnt path naturally. Moreover, Duanmu Huai’s body in this world wasn’t his true form, but an in-ga character avatar, a goddess-level NPC with MAX charm skills. In that regard, becoming an idol later wasn’t unlikely......
But that’s referring to a normal entertainnt family, is this family normal?
The mother is a sixteen-year-old idol, out early and back late, performing as the center of the idol group, singing and dancing. He and his sister were under the care of the agency president couple, fortunately, since everyone was busy, baby care was limited to keeping them fed, without 24/7 surveillance, providing so degree of freedom.
But then again...... is this really okay?
Every ti Duanmu Huai watched idol programs on TV, he felt speechless.
After all, a sixteen-year-old idol having a child out of wedlock would certainly be a scandal, and ultimately, the idol industry sells dreams. More importantly, it’s supported by fans’ real money, aning the house they live in, the resources they use, all co from fans.
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