"Hang in there, if you get dumped, I’ll be nice enough to listen to you rant."
"......Sorry!"
The boy grabbed his keys and dashed out of the restaurant.
Watching all this, Duanmu Huai shook his head.
These are the people poisoned by cheesy soap operas.
He always said that there’s nothing good about TV dramas with love triangles. Sure, the dramas play out like that, but in reality, isn’t romance all about quick hands win, slow hands lose? It’s fine to have a harem, but if you can’t, isn’t it just a fight to the death? Although the boy seems to really like that girl nad Huailian, isn’t that just how first love goes?
Just stay by his side, comfort him, and naturally end up together.
Why indulge in such cheesy TV drama plots? Those shows are for performance effects, and you don’t have any audience, so who are you putting on a show for? I’m not gonna pay you.
Sigh, poor thing, that girl might go ho crying her heart out next.
Thinking of this, Duanmu Huai looked over to that side again, envisioning the girl standing up, quietly wiping her tears, and leaving like a zombie... But what happened next was beyond Duanmu Huai’s expectations.
The blue-haired girl stared wide-eyed at the now empty seat across from her. Duanmu Huai initially thought she was reminiscing about the boy, but soon realized her gaze focused not on the seat, but on the cup the boy had sipped from.
......Hmm?
Why does this developnt feel a bit off?
As Duanmu Huai wondered, he watched the blue-haired girl reach out and grab the unfinished drink, fixating on the straw.
"......"
Wait, I’ve never seen this kind of developnt in TV dramas!
But the blue-haired girl was completely oblivious to Duanmu Huai’s internal rant, entirely captivated by the straw the boy had bitten before. She stared at it intently, then opened her mouth and gave the straw a good suck.
"......"
In an instant, the tragic love story’s heroine turned into a suspicious stalker weirdo.
"Mmm......"
But this weirdo didn’t realize it at all, fascinated as she closed her eyes and sucked hard on the drink’s remnants.
As for whether thoughts like "indirect kiss" or "I’ve ingested his fluids" were in her mind, Duanmu Huai couldn’t say.
Maybe her wish ca true, as the blue-haired girl finally regained consciousness, looking around, and then—her gaze t Duanmu Huai who was staring at her from the side.
"......"
In that mont, the air froze.
"Cough, cough————!"
The next instant, the blue-haired girl began coughing loudly, with leftovers spraying from her mouth and nose, looking extrely disheveled. Duanmu Huai silently turned his head, focusing again on his phone.
Never thought the old love triangle could have such a twist in the plot, truly enlightening.
But then, Duanmu Huai saw the blue-haired girl walking over and sitting opposite him.
"......"
Duanmu Huai silently scrolled through his phone, hoping she’d get the hint and leave on her own, but clearly, she had no such intention.
"......Sakura is my childhood friend."
"......Oh......"
This doesn’t really have anything to do with ......
"He gave a ring made of white clover and said he’d marry ......"
While speaking, the blue-haired girl looked out the window, her watery eyes shining with tears again.
However, seeing her earlier weird act, Duanmu Huai felt little sympathy.
"But, but he won’t marry anymore... wahhh!!"
"Haah......"
Seeing this, Duanmu Huai sighed silently, took out a tissue, and handed it over.
"Don’t cry anymore, wipe it off."
All this sniffling and tearing, I can’t even eat properly.
After a while, the blue-haired girl finally stopped crying, gathering all the tissue on the table.
"Thank you, Duanmu. Didn’t expect you to be so gentle."
"You know ?"
"From Yangdong, not knowing you would be the minority."
The blue-haired girl smiled at Duanmu Huai.
"I’m Banai Anai from the regular class. Hello, Duanmu."
"Ah, uh, hello, I’m Duanmu Ai......"
Duanmu Huai shook the hand extended by Banai Anai, and then Banai sighed softly.
"Huailian is certainly my important friend. But, but you know? She just transferred here in May, while Sakura and I’ve been together for twelve years!"
"Oh......"
"Thank you for waiting, here are your extra-large fries."
"Thanks."
Banai Anai grabbed the fries and ate them quickly with sauce, all the while with tearful eyes.
"Sakura said he’d marry ......(chewing) Isn’t this too much?! He’s a liar! (big bite)"
"Just asking, when did that happen?"
"Before elentary school, around four or five, ah ooh ah ooh ah ooh."
"Oh......"
"This is definitely two-timing! Just because a slightly cuter, bigger-chested transfer student showed up, he imdiately switched love interest, leaving aside! Boo hoo hoo...... ah ooh...... This honey sauce is pretty tasty...... boo hoo hoo......"
Are you going to eat, cry, or talk, pick one, will you?
"So were you two dating before?"
Duanmu Huai asked, puzzled by the situation, which didn’t seem like a dating betrayal scene at all. Hearing his question, Banai Anai’s face changed dramatically.
"We, we’re practically dating! If that cow-girl hadn’t appeared! We would definitely be together now!"
Weren’t you just saying she’s your important friend?
"Moreover, both our parents recognize our relationship, that’s quite an advantage, harmonious family relations are important when discussing marriage!"
"You lost even with that advantage."
"I haven’t lost!"
At this point, Banai Anai got anxious.
"And it’s not that the result is decided, maybe he’ll change his mind at the last mont!"
"Yeah, maybe......"
Duanmu Huai responded casually.
"Who knows, once he gets to the airport and finds she’s already flown away, he’ll co back heartbroken......"
"Exactly, that’s it!"
Banai Anai slapped the table, eyes shining with excitent.
"At that point, I’ll comfort Sakura and express my feelings! He’ll realize that compared to the cow-girl who’s just a bit cute, I’m definitely better!"
"......"
Do I need to remind you that you called her a friend earlier? Is there so misunderstanding about the concept of friendship here?
But the next mont, Banai Anai slumped over the table, despondent.
"But it’s no use, Sakura’s gone after her, which ans she’s more important in his heart...... boo hoo hoo...... that cow-girl...... dared to flaunt her wedding dress before , when I was supposed to be first... boo hoo boo hoo (big bite)!"
"......"
Are all heartbroken won this emotionally unstable?
Watching Banai Anai sobbing while wolfing down fries, Duanmu Huai couldn’t help but speak.
"Waiter, I’d like a set al."
Watching her eat with such gusto, I just realized I haven’t had lunch yet!
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