I’m not sure how to start a proper scientific report. It doesn’t feel right to use all the jargon and codes, and phrases I learned at the Academy for this. This isn’t, after all, a ninja project.
[No, this is a personal project. I’m trying to live up to my promise to unsour Kumoko. You shouldn’t start a report with the wrong preamble, Original-chan. Also, hi ! I love you! Hugs from Beta(reader)-chan!]
I’m getting distracted, better focus on writing the report.
Entry: 001
Location: Apartnt.
Observer: Hinata
[Should this be entry one, really? It isn’t the first ti we summoned Kumoko. We summoned her a few tis already. -xoxo. B-chan]
Today’s experints weren’t any different from expected. I summoned Kumoko, and as usual, she was pissed. Following our ga plan, I tried to bribe her with food. She wasn’t partial to my offerings. Giving food without also giving her sothing to do doesn’t seem to work. Next ti, I’ll try Plan B.
Entry: 001-B [B-chan’s Note: Totally should’ve been Entry 002. -xoxo]
Location: Training field three.
Observer: Hinata, Ino.
[It isn’t really the second entry, you know, Original-chan. You summoned Kumoko, like, four other tis after entry one, sheesh. -xoxo B-chan]
Plan B worked better. This ti, instead of offering her food, there was a bit of misdirection. It happened in training field three. Karin and Tenten had already left, and Ino stayed to help. [Gosh, I love Ino, why haven’t we kissed her yet? Humm? Hummm? Waiting for Yamanaka Mother's permission? -xoxo]
At first she didn’t want to “test” the food for poison, but gave up when I taunted her. I an, she’s just a kid, really. All that it took was asking, “Aren’t badgers resistant to poison?”
Entry: 005
Location: Konoha’s markets.
Observer: Hinata, Ino.
[Yes, it is I, Beta-chan. I cut out so of the boring early entries, sue , Original-chan. -xoxo]
Today’s plan worked well. and Ino went shopping, and Ino is now pretty invested in my experints too. We told Kumoko her job was to stay alert for any spies, but that she should pretend to be a pet.
She didn’t like that, really, but it was also easy to solve. All we needed to do was ask if she couldn’t do it. We spent the whole day carrying her around the market, trying foods, visiting stalls and just having fun.
I think Kumoko enjoyed it too. At the end, before receiving her “honey” gift, she didn’t even seem to mind petting her for a few seconds. Then she realized what I was doing and got all prissy. It was kinda funny, really.
Entry: 011
Location: Honey shop.
Observer: Hinata, Honey Ojii-san.
[Boring, more cutting, yes. -xoxo B-chan. P.S: Can we please kiss Ino already?]
Today I took Kumoko to the Ojii-san honey shop. Shop Ojii-san thankfully isn’t a part of the rchants mad at because I can’t sell seals anymore, which is fortunate. Finding another honey supplier would be a pain.
Unfortunately, Ino can’t help today. She got into a fight with her mother, for so reason, and had to take care of the shop. [We know the reason was us. Why are you being silly, OG-chan? -xoxo]
Anyway, I think I broke Kumoko. [She glitched. It was glorious. Hihi. -xoxo]
She froze the mont we stepped in. I told Ojii-san she was a pet, and Kumoko didn’t even complain this ti. I think she had the ti of her life, really. Ojii-san brought small bowls with every type of honey he had and we let Kumoko eat and decide which one she liked best.
This I learned: Kumoko really loves honey. She ate until she passed out.
The expensive honey wasn’t the one she liked most. Which was good. I can save a few coins now. Money isn’t as easy to co by anymore. [Yeah, why didn’t we explode the codgers already? Right, right, can’t just explode all our problems away. -xoxo]
Entry: 015
Location: Apartnt.
Observer: Hinata
[Yea, I removed a few other boring entries too. -xoxo]
I think things progressed well enough. Kumoko doesn’t seem that angry with anymore and even lets pet her from ti to ti, not always. Whenever she realizes I’m treating her like a pet, she gets real prissy, but it doesn’t last long, really. She’s super distractible, even if oddly focused on so other things. Give her a mission and the she-devil tunnel vision hard on that. Which is kinda cute, really. Like a kid trying too hard to be a ninja.
Tomorrow I’ll summon Kumoko and discuss with her about the bees and the Aburas.
Right, I think that’s it for these observational logs. I’ll give them to a clone to organize and write it better later. Maybe I’ll even submit them to the Intelligence departnt. Would that even work?
[Yes, and unfortunately, that’s my last entry too. It was kinda fun cutting and organizing things. Altho, I wish I had an Ino clone here so we could… hehe -xoxo]
[That’s it for Volu 1 of the Great Kumoko Experint Logs. Tune in next ti for Kumoko vs. the Aburas! -xoxo, B-chan]
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