"Wall slam?" Guizhi looked at Bai Ruozhu with a face full of confusion.
Bai Ruozhu smirked mischievously and leaned in to whisper in Guizhi’s ear.
"He’s being led to a private room in the Tea House next door. In a mont, I’ll send everyone away, and you go in and pin him against the wall, then kiss him hard."
Guizhi’s eyes widened, "How, how can this be okay?"
Bai Ruozhu gave her a playful glance, "Where did your courage from just now go? You dared to choose self-combing while waiting for him, but now you’re afraid of a wall slam? Besides, he’s your man, what’s wrong with kissing him?"
Guizhi’s face was already red, "In broad daylight, and we’re not even married yet."
"Which is more important to you, your pride or Wa San? If he always has this unresolved issue and runs away again, what will you do?" Bai Ruozhu flicked her forehead. Given the situation, why was she still being so shy?
Guizhi finally made up her mind, blushing as she clenched her fists and said, "Fine, I’ll listen to you."
But then she paused, looking curiously at Bai Ruozhu and asked, "Is this how you wall slamd Mr. Jiang?"
Bai Ruozhu glared fiercely, "Nonsense! He wall slamd , okay?"
Guizhi burst into laughter, "Oh, so that’s how it was. No wonder you’re so full of ideas. It seems Mr. Jiang is quite daring."
Bai Ruozhu secretly curled her lips. In her past life, she’d seen all sorts of wall slams, bed slams from TV and movies, she didn’t need to learn from him.
Before they knew it, the horse carriage arrived, and Guizhi alighted with a red face, while Bai Ruozhu suppressed her laughter. She doubted whether Guizhi could complete this romantic yet daunting task.
"Master, they’re upstairs." Jianqi gestured to a private room on the second floor. Bai Ruozhu nodded upon hearing this and led Guizhi upstairs by the hand.
As soon as they entered, Wa San, who had been sitting in a daze, jumped up imdiately, showing that he too was extrely nervous. A pre-wedding escape only to be caught by his fiancée — how could he not be?
Bai Ruozhu held back her laughter, trying to keep a straight face as she said to Wa San, "You two have a good talk, I’ll be leaving now."
As she spoke, she sneaked a glance at Guizhi, unexpectedly seeing her face flushed and filled with blood — it was just a wall slam, why so nervous?
Did these two sohow not have any intimate actions on their way here?
Bai Ruozhu couldn’t help but look down on Wa San; even if he’s following the rules, does he have to be so rigid?
She mused inwardly, her pace not particularly swift as she turned to close the door, just to see Guizhi charge forward.
Perhaps she was too nervous, or perhaps Bai Ruozhu had emphasized the word "wall slam" too heavily. She indeed made Wa San’s back hit the wall with a thud.
Bai Ruozhu stifled her laughter, watching Guizhi fiercely kiss him.
She closed the door and quietly retreated, then took a few deep breaths outside to suppress her laughter lest it burst out.
Jianqi waited outside for Bai Ruozhu, baffled as to why his master was laughing so much — could it be that pregnancy makes people silly?
Bai Ruozhu perked up her ears, listening closely to the room’s movents — she wasn’t eavesdropping, you know, she was doing it for her sister’s lifelong happiness. Wasn’t it tough?
Inside, Guizhi was determined as she kissed fiercely, but soon she felt sothing was amiss, it seed there was sothing warm flowing down.
She opened her eyes and exclaid.
"Ah, why are you bleeding!"
Bai Ruozhu, outside, was startled, her mind suddenly recalled the scene of Guizhi rushing in, it seed that Guizhi’s action was too forceful, and her forehead hit Wa San’s nose before her lips t his.
Uh... This wasn’t her bad idea, it was just Guizhi’s inexperience, making Wa San’s nose bleed.
Unable to hold it in, Bai Ruozhu leaned against the corridor post, laughing wildly, though stifling her laughter as tears rolled down her face.
Haha, Guizhi wall slamd Wa San, and ended up causing him a nosebleed!
This was a joke she definitely had to share with Achun later, it was just too hilarious.
Jianqi watched his master laughing until nearly convulsing next to him, his lips twitching unconsciously — it’s said that pregnancy lowers IQ for three years, but isn’t the master not just silly, but outright losing her mind?
Inside, Wa San hurriedly wiped his nosebleed with his sleeves, still a bit dazed from the kiss, looking sowhat foolish.
"I- I didn’t an to hit your nose." Guizhi’s face turned even redder, "I just wanted to..."
As she spoke, she paused, then resolutely stood on tiptoe, quickly kissed Wa San on the lips once more, "I wanted to say I like you too."
Though her voice was nearly a whisper, Wa San heard it clearly due to their closeness.
He looked at her blankly, but his face showed a pained expression, "Aren’t you afraid seeing like this?"
He gestured to his left eye covered by an eye patch.
Guizhi looked at him, asking, "You like too, don’t you? If I lost an eye, would you be afraid? Would you despise ?"
She said this as she reached out to stroke his cheek, her eyes misty with emotion as she watched him.
Wa San instinctively replied, "No, how could I possibly despise you?" I like you too much to...
The last sentence remained unspoken, did he still have the right to like her now?
"Since you like and I like you, can’t you understand my feelings?" Guizhi said, suddenly pulling down Wa San’s eye patch, bringing his head down to kiss his blind eye.
Wa San’s body trembled, "You..."
His voice choked with emotion, he wanted to push her away, but instead couldn’t help but hold her slender waist tightly.
At that mont, Guizhi grew bolder, feeling that Bai Ruozhu was right, wasn’t the wall slam just that? It actually felt good.
She boldly leaned down to kiss him, not expecting Wa San to intensely return her kiss, one that was fiery and frenzied, making her feel as if she was lting — this was what Bai Ruozhu ant by "kiss hard," right?
After a good while, they finally released each other, both panting, Guizhi blushing as she playfully hit Wa San, "You used to cling to every day, did you change your heart now?"
"You still don’t know ? How could I possibly be with soone else?" Wa San smiled wryly.
Guizhi feigned anger as she glared at him, "Then why did you try to escape the marriage? Anyway, now you’ve taken advantage of , you’ve got to take responsibility!"
Wa San was stunned for a mont — who had taken advantage of whom? His nose still hurt till now.
With that thought, he simply kissed her again, only letting go after so ti, saying, "Alright, I’ll take responsibility."
Guizhi smiled, her eyes still glistening with tears, "I don’t care what you think, but I’ve already fallen in love with you. If you dare to run, I’ll chase you to the ends of the earth to bring you back!"
Wa San also laughed, his expression extrely gentle, even the fierce-looking blind eye seed less intimidating.
"You said it, no regrets in the future."
Guizhi wrapped her arms around his neck, "No regrets, never in a lifeti!"
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