Absolute Regression Chapter 396 : I’m telling you, it’s a trip

Translator: FenrirTL

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Chapter 396: I’m telling you, it’s a trip!

The mont I heard the words Northern Sea Ice Palace, this thought popped into my head.

‘Lee Ahn, maybe fate wants to go see you.’

It was a place I hadn’t even thought of since my return, but I heard about it twice in one day. And it wasn’t even sothing I just overheard. Both Lee Ahn and Song Sa were people deeply connected to , weren’t they?

“Why are you so surprised?”

“I was just thinking... you must be soone who gets liquor gifts from the Ice Palace every year.”

“You’re the only one who looks down on . Once I step outside, even I’m soone who gets recognized.”

How could I not know? More than anyone, I know just how terrifying the Drunken Demon can be when he goes on a rampage after getting drunk. Only the Blood Heaven Blade Demon could casually call him a drunkard.

“But is the Ice Palace not sending liquor really sothing worth discussing with the Sword Supre?”

A flicker of unease briefly passed through Song Sa-hyuk’s eyes.

“You just don’t know how good their Ice Liquor is.”

“Then since we’ve brought it up, how about we visit the Northern Sea Ice Palace together?”

“Just the two of us?”

“If they don’t send it, we’ll just go drink it ourselves. They wouldn’t refuse us a glass of Ice Liquor if we showed up in person, would they? Let’s have a drink of Ice Liquor together on their highest snowy peak.”

If I said I wasn’t bothered by how the Drunken Demon always acted like he was second to everything, that’d be a lie. I wanted to use this opportunity to spend so ti with him.

Drinking Ice Liquor with Song Sa-hyuk as the snowflakes scattered around the mountain peak?

Ah, just the thought of it was thrilling. It would truly be an unforgettable mont.

Besides, didn’t I enjoy a hot spring on the snowy plains just yesterday? Yes, this is destiny telling to go to the Northern Sea.

“Let’s go together.”

I thought he’d naturally say yes, but unexpectedly, the Drunken Demon declined.

“I’m good.”

“What? You’re always saying you want to hang out with . Were you just saying that? Didn’t you say you wanted to go on a trip?”

“I have things to do.”

Judging by the look on his face, it was clear there was sothing going on.

Could there be sothing about the Ice Palace he couldn’t talk about? I was curious, but I didn’t press him.

Among the Demon Supres, Song Sa-hyuk was the one I treated most comfortably. Because of that, I could have grilled him about it, or teased him, asking if it was because he didn’t want to be apart from Lyu Bin.

But I didn’t do any of that.

When soone sends the signal that this is as far as they’ll go, you have to step back. We always make mistakes with the people we’re comfortable with, and it’s those people we end up being the most rude to.

The more comfortable the person, the more we should care and be considerate. Especially when we think about the effort they put in behind that comfort. 1

So, I was the first to change the subject.

“What did you think of yesterday’s Three-Way Summit?”

“Do you know why I especially liked this summit?”

“What?”

“Because it was held at a tavern. I liked it even more because your Demonic Path is in a bar.”

I couldn’t help but laugh at the Drunken Demon’s words. It was the mont the Flowing Wind Tavern gained one more layer of aning. The place where my Demonic Path and Song Sa-hyuk’s way of liquor t. 2

After chatting about this and that with him, we parted ways. Neither of us brought up the matter of going to the Northern Sea again.

* * *

After parting ways with the Drunken Demon, Geom Mugeuk returned to the residence of Gu Cheonpa.

The reason he ca to see the Blade Demon today was to express his gratitude for helping conclude the summit well. But now, the purpose of his visit had shifted to saying farewell before heading to the Northern Sea.

Old man Blade and So Yeonrang were standing in the yard, talking as they admired the flowers they had planted.

Geom Mugeuk quietly stepped beside them and spoke.

“The flowers are really beautiful.”

Just looking at them lifted my mood.

The One-Slash Sword Supre glanced at Geom Mugeuk as he gazed at the flowers. She could sense that it wasn’t an act to please them — he genuinely liked the flowers.

“Shall I plant so flowers for you in your yard too, Young Cult Leader?”

“No, I wander around too much. They’d die in no ti. I have to head out again this ti, too.” 3

“To where?”

“Sothing’s co up. I need to go to the Northern Sea.”

At the word Northern Sea, the Blood Heaven Blade Demon looked surprised and asked,

“Why there?”

“According to my right hand, my heart is frozen over there.”

The Blade Demon didn’t quite get Geom Mugeuk’s joke.

“What kind of trouble are you planning this ti?”

“What could be more surprising than the Three-Way Summit?”

“You, of all people.”

Gu Cheonpa let out a sigh and shook his head.

“Just when I thought spring had co, now a snowstorm starts to blow again!”

So Yeonrang followed up on that.

“Blood will be spilled on the snow-white field.”

Given what I’ve shown so far, I can’t bla them for misunderstanding.

“No, don’t get the wrong idea! I’m just going to et soone! I’m going to see Lee Ahn. We’re going to laugh, chat, and sightsee. In the Northern Sea, we’ll go hunting for restaurants with great cooking!”

The two of them sighed while avoiding my gaze, pretending not to hear.

“Wonder how many will die this ti.”

I’m telling you! This is just a leisure trip to the Northern Sea! 4

* * *

Before leaving for the Northern Sea, I made sure to say goodbye to everyone. Last ti, when I rushed off to save Jo Chunbae’s family, I basically ran away like I was escaping. But this ti, I greeted everyone properly. I planned to return after traveling across the Central Plains with Lee Ahn.

Father only said one thing.

“Don’t cause any trouble!” 5

My master, the Fist Demon King, added one more thing to that warning.

“The Ice Palace Master is a cold person.”

I know. I know better than anyone how cold that person is. That’s why she’s so perfectly suited to the na Ice Palace Master — her nature fits it to a tee.

I didn’t get the chance to et the Poison King or Demonic Buddha. The two of them had gone deep into the Thousand Poisons Forest again to collect poison herbs.

“You’re so an! Are you really going to keep hanging out without every ti?”

Those words, left with Sangseon to pass on, rely echoed forlornly through the Thousand Poisons Forest.

Of course, I said it that way, but in truth, I could feel how being together had quite a positive influence on both of them.

The Soul Reaper Demon Supre unexpectedly revealed her inner thoughts with calm sincerity.

“I hope there will be a day when I can go out with you both next ti.”

It seed she envied the way I got along with the other Demon Supres.

So I told her what I thought would encourage her most.

“You are the first Demon Supre of the next generation. When the ti cos, there will be plenty of chances for that.”

Cheong Seon, don’t forget that now is the ti to bury your life in hard work. Only by going through this phase can you beco the kind of Demon Supre you now admire. Do you think Dan woo-gang’s massive fists or Soma’s shining mask ca out of nowhere?

I just hope she grows into a magnificent Demon Supre.

And the person who moved more than anyone else was the Evil Smiling Demon.

When I entered his dwelling, I was taken aback.

The room had changed. On the wall opposite the bedding I had placed for him, there was now a new bedding laid out. And astonishingly, Soma was sitting on it. The one who had always stood alone in the center of an empty room was now sitting on a bed.

“Sir Soma!”

“You’re here?”

“You finally have your own bed.”

“I picked one up during this chance.”

I was truly overjoyed. It ant he understood my intentions when I brought him that bedding — that I wanted him to rest comfortably on it.

“Sleeping on a bed is surprisingly comfortable and nice.”

I sat on my bedding and looked at the Evil Smiling Demon sitting on his, directly across from .

Now that the position had changed, the view he would see had changed too. This change would also change him. Just like it had with , Soma was also growing stronger bit by bit. 6

“I plan to visit the Northern Sea.”

“What brings you there?”

“I’m going to see a beautiful heart.”

When I first used the phrase beautiful heart, Soma had been there. So he would know exactly who I ant.

“I used to think — don’t look after her, let her grow strong on her own, just leave her be — but I guess I’ve reached my limit. I need to go see for myself.”

From within the white mask, his eyes smiled with charming amusent. Recalling the old joke he used to tease Lee Ahn, he said,

“If the heart you speak of is that ugly heart I know, I’m sure it’s beating just fine even in the cold.”

* * *

That night, Song Sa-hyuk ca to see .

“Want a drink?”

“Sure.”

We always used to drink together at the Tower of Drunken Dreams, but tonight, we sat across from each other in the yard outside my quarters.

“I’m thinking of going to the Northern Sea on my own. You rember Lee Ahn, who used to be my bodyguard, right? She’s there now. But when you brought up the Ice Palace, it made want to go check things out.”

“The reason I said I wasn’t going with you...”

It must’ve been weighing on his mind. He’d been grumbling that I never hung out with him, but when I finally said let’s go, he backed out — and now he was feeling guilty about it.

“There’s a place inside the Ice Palace where they brew liquor. It’s called Hundred Liquors Snow Courtyard. The master there and I know each other.”

I asked him on a hunch.

“Is the master a woman?”

The Drunken Demon flinched and nodded. Brother, don’t be so startled already — I can pretty much guess how the situation is.

“She likes you, doesn’t she?” 7

Song Sa-hyuk didn’t answer. He just drank in silence. A wordless confirmation.

An affection between the Drunken Demon and a liquor-brewing artisan in the Northern Sea Ice Palace... He must have rejected her feelings for a long ti. But coincidentally, now that he’d opened his heart to Lyu Bin, and the liquor hadn’t arrived, he was probably thinking she’d been heartbroken.

“You think she didn’t send the liquor because she heard you and Lyu Bin got together?”

But this ti, he shook his head firmly.

“No. If she’d sent it out of personal feelings, I wouldn’t have accepted it.”

I could hear sincerity in the Drunken Demon’s voice.

“The liquor she sent was truly outstanding. We interacted strictly as brewer and drinker.”

A master brewer and the greatest drinker.

That’s the kind of relationship the two of them had.

“Then why didn’t you want to go?”

At that, Song Sa-hyuk said sothing unexpected.

“The Liquor Essence spoiled again.” 8

There was a ti when we’d cleaned out spoiled Liquor Essence together. It had never happened before he beca a Demon Supre, which made him feel uneasy back then.

And now, the Liquor Essence had spoiled once more.

“So I’ve been re-brewing it and monitoring it. That’s why I said I wouldn’t go — I didn’t want to leave it unattended. I almost told you earlier, but I didn’t want to make you worry.”

I could tell. Even after returning, many things had changed — but the fate of Hwa Moogi still hadn’t been overturned.

“Was it exactly the sa as before?”

“What do you an?”

“Did it stink just as bad as last ti?”

Thankfully, the Drunken Demon shook his head.

“It wasn’t as spoiled as before. Back then, it was unbearable, rember?”

What aning could there be in such a difference? But if I had ever placed aning on it before, then I could place aning on this difference too. I chose to believe the situation had improved.

This ti, the brew would surely spoil less. The Three-Way Summit must have shifted our fates just a little again.

“Don’t worry too much, Brother. If it spoils, just brew again. And if it spoils again, then brew it again.”

Brew it, and brew it again. That was exactly the attitude I took when dealing with Hwa Moogi and facing evil. Don’t place too much aning on it. 9

Hwa Moogi, I won’t let you beco my everything. You’re the one who should be flustered, desperate for . Why doesn’t it work? Why can’t you shake ? Worry about it, let it eat at you.

Because the greatest revenge isn’t killing him — it’s living well and being happy.

'Hwa Moogi? Who was that again?' 10

* * *

The next morning, just as I was about to leave the Cult, the Drunken Demon showed up.

“Let’s go together.”

He was already fully packed and ready for the trip.

Even his outfit was different from usual. It was the sa one he’d worn on the day of the summit, but the artwork on it had changed.

Back then, the drunken god was laughing in drunken stupor, but today, the drunken god was floating a boat alone on a moonlit lake, drinking by himself. It looked like a scene out of a painted poem.

“That outfit’s amazing. If you’ve got a spare, give one too.”

“I’ll give you one when we get back.”

I didn’t ask why he changed his mind and decided to co. So things don’t need to be asked to be understood.

“Let’s use footwork all the way to the Northern Sea. I’ll match your speed.”

At that, Song Sa-hyuk gave a baffled look.

“You’ll match my speed?”

“Of course. The faster one should always match the slower one.”

“You’ve never really run with , have you?”

“You’re the one to talk.”

“Want to make a bet?”

A footwork bet with ? That’s like asking my father who can mock better — basically asking for trouble.

“We’re the kind of people who drink and get into fights. What if sothing happens while we’re drunk? We’ll need to run. We’re experts at making a run for it.”

The Drunken Demon was full of confidence.

“If I lose, I’ll give you this.”

He pulled a small flask from his robes.

“This is Fire Dragon Liquor.”

Fire Dragon Liquor was one of the finest liquors among dicinal brews. It was truly a rare and precious drink. 11

“You’re really going to give sothing that valuable?”

“My internal energy and that liquor don’t match. I’ve just been holding onto it.”

“You’re doing this because you think I’ll feel burdened if you just give it to as a gift, right?”

“Just don’t trip and cry, alright?”

Song Sa-hyuk had truly wagered sothing big. Putting Fire Dragon Liquor on the line ant there was sothing he wanted from , too.

“If you win, is there sothing you want?”

The condition the Drunken Demon laid out was sothing I hadn’t expected.

“If I win, just grant one request.”

“What is it?”

“I’ll tell you if I win.”

“Oh no. I’m not even going to hear that request?”

After deciding on a destination, we started running.

Song Sa-hyuk was definitely fast. Probably the fastest among the Demon Supres when it ca to footwork. With speed like that, it was clear he hadn’t put the Fire Dragon Liquor up just to give it to — he’d intended to win this bet.

But unfortunately for him, he still wasn’t as fast as the Starlight Step, which had reached 11 Stars.

Still, Brother, I’m not heartless — I’ll listen to your request while we share that Fire Dragon Liquor.

Fast, then even faster — we sprinted northward at lightning speed.

1 : I know that. That's the sa thing as respecting your parents. Since we love them so much, we end up being the most rude to them without thinking. 'Because they'll always forgive us right ?', there is always that little voice at the back of our head. You should hug them more often.

2 : It's by putting down all these little rocks, that you end up deviating the path of the great river of fate in a whole new direction.

3 : Yup. Plus I can totally imagine him as cursed with plants, like . After my third cactus death (F to you, Prickly), I decided that I had done enough damage like this.

4 : Sorry, but I'm on board with them. With your jinx, you'll find another Zodiac King there or sothing XDXDXD

5 : He definitely said it tirely with a sigh, fully knowing it's impossible for Mugeuk XDXDXD

6 : Little by little, feathers of snow over the flow, stars blooming, heart trembling.

7 : Quite popular, isn't he ? XDXDXD I'm still on Lyu Bin ship though, but who knows, it might evolve into a Jin Haryeong/Lee Ahn, where you want both of them to win ^^

8 : Isn't that precisely why we should go ?

9 : Rember, as long as Elpis is still inthe pythos, everything will be fine in the end. *

10 : As always, Mugeuk is ruthless to his enemies. Though I can't say they don't deserve their fate XDXDXD

11 : Thank you for the free gift ^^

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* : For those who don’t know about pithos and Elpis, let explain.

Everyone knows about Pandora’s Box, right ? Well historically, it’s Pandora’s Pythos. Similar to Diogenes’ barrel, ti has twisted the origin of the myths.

Think about it, during Ancient Greece, they hadn’t invented barrels yet !!! So instead of a barrel, Diogenes lived in a giant pithos, aka an amphora, the one he used being likely the size of a small garden hovel, or a doghouse.

Just in case, let do a ‘quick’ recap of Pandora’s Myth.

In Greek mythology, Protheus, a Titan, created mortals from clay. It wasn’t long before the Gods took notice and started ruling over them, taking their rare livestock as offerings and expecting full worship from them.

Wishing to help his creations, Protheus offered a deal to Zeus : the offerings would be split in two parts and it would be Zeus who would choose which went to whom. Additionally, he played a trick; he hid the at under slimy organs while artfully displaying bones covered in appetizing grease. Zeus fell for it, allowing the at to go to the mortals.

Being a sore loser like always, Zeus removed the fire to the mortals, letting them go cold and forcing them to eat their raw at in the dark. Protheus was angered from this low jab, and boldly stole the fire, giving it back to the mortals with instructions to hide it from the Gods, so that they’ll never be deprived of it again.

Enraged from being fooled twice, Zeus' wrath was terrible : he captured Protheus and damned him to have his liver eaten alive by an eagle everyday, forcing him to endure the pain of growth and ripping for eternity. Thankfully for Protheus, he was eventually saved by Heracles a few centuries later, but still ended up with severe PTSD (which is quite normal).

Sadly for the mortals, Protheus' punishnt wasn’t enough to calm down Zeus' anger at the ti. He decided he needed to curse them with a calamity of their own making, unleashed by their very own. To do so, the Gods created the worst disaster of them all : won.

….no, seriously, won were created to curse humanity. Can’t say it wasn’t a success XDXDXD (Yeah, I know, it’s sexist and wasn’t *that* funny. But still a bit ^^)

Erm erm, anyways. The Gods created the first woman, Pandora, to be pretty but extrely curious, then dropped her off at the house of the brother of Protheus, Epitheus. Before his capture, Protheus had warned his brother to not accept any gifts from the Gods, fully aware that Zeus would not stop at his own capture. Sadly, love did what happens every ti, and subjugated, Epitheus took her as his wife, forgetting the words of a true bro to simp after a thot.

The Gods waited a few years after that, both to allow more won to appear before the mortals and to lower Epitheus' guard. One day, the Gods sent them a sealed pithos. Epitheus tried to refuse, but the Gods threatened him into keeping it for at least a week before sending it back to them. Epitheus repeatedly reminded his wife to not approach it, but alas, the curiosity the Gods engineered in her was too strong to resist.

When Pandora opened the pithos, all the plagues of this world got out. Old age, sickness, war, starvation, poverty, madness, depravity, lies and pride. She tried to catch them quickly and put them back in, but alas, you can’t take back spilled milk. Only Elpis, the Spirit of Hope, decided to stay in the amphora and comfort humanity instead of tornting it. Good spirit *headpats*

Hope it was interesting for you all !!!