"Boss, I’ll stun them when they co over!"
Bi Xia smirked as ng Chi’s voice rang out, "Alright."
On Summoner’s Rift, ng Chi felt like he was the radiant Lux, finding it even harder to control in-ga than in real life. Because in real life, he viewed everything from his own god’s-eye perspective, yet when standing alongside Lux, he only got the bottom lane perspective.
However, after a few rounds, ng Chi now handled it quite skillfully.
When ng Chi’s Lux stunned the enemy ADC, Bi Xia showed no rcy, diving onto the AD with a Q, then a basic attack. As the stun wore off, the enemy AD Jhin started running, with his long legs almost sprinting. Next to EZ, Jhin made the latter look like a dwarf, but EZ still couldn’t help but be stylish!
However, Bi Xia wouldn’t tolerate it, daring to stand in front of her and flaunt the longer legs? Reckless!
Seeing Jhin’s low health, while all her skills were used up earlier killing the enemy support, Bi Xia paused as she noticed her level. She turned around to clear a cannon minion, anwhile Jhin sensed danger, about to flee, only to see EZ’s ultimate—a golden curved bow—flying towards him, crossing through his body.
[System] "Bi Xiaowu and Bi Lingqi" killed "Call Master Brother"
Bi Xia smirked again, turning to run back to ng Chi when suddenly, a rustle ca from the bushes. Bi Xia froze, hearing ng Chi, "Boss, run! Enemy jungle is coming!"
Bi Xia: ...
No skills, half health, no health potion, no flash, just hit level six... Damn!
"Feixiaofei!"
Bi Xia hurriedly called Xu Renfei, "Where are you, co and help!"
Xu Renfei, happily farming jungle, heard Bi Xia calling him and imdiately raised his head, "What’s going on?"
Upon looking up, he witnessed the savage scene at the bottom lane.
Lux shielded EZ and stood in front of him, blocking the enemy jungler’s attacks, while the bloodied EZ behind struggled to attack the jungler from afar.
"Idiot just standing there!" Bi Xia’s furious voice bood, "Get over here!"
Xu Renfei snapped back to reality, "Oh oh oh, coming, coming~~~"
Call Master Brother: Kill kill kill, jungle brother, quickly kill them! Daring to kill your master brother, is simply digging into trouble!
[System] "Eldest Warlord Happy" killed "Father Gong Ye"
[System] "Eldest Warlord Happy" killed "Bi Xiaowu and Bi Lingqi"
[System] Double Kill
Bi Xia: ...
ng Chi: ...
"Huh? Am I late?" Xu Renfei muttered, eyeing the enemy Lee Sin, "I’m going to avenge you guys now!"
[System] "Eldest Warlord Happy" killed "Universe’s Handsost Little Flying Hero"
[System] Triple Kill
Bi Xia: ...
ng Chi: ...
Xu Renfei: ...
Ye Xiao: ...
[System] "Yan Xiang King" killed "Cannot Eat Little Bunny"
Du Zizun: "... Damn! I just went to kill soone who doesn’t eat bunnies, how did three of you get finished off?"
Sensing the low pressure to his left, Ye Xiao turned his head and gestured to Du Zizun to hush, "Quiet, don’t speak, careful not to cause collateral damage."
"Huh?" Du Zizun looked utterly confused.
Bi Xia expressionless, "Xu Renfei, be glad I know you, otherwise I’d fla you to everyone."
Xu Renfei: ...
[Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!]
[I’ve always said, our hubby is terrible at jungling.]
[Right, right, and he’s overly obsessed with jungling too!]
[Your Highness, quickly pull our Little Flying Hero back to be your support, otherwise your household will barely ever see a good jungle.]
[Because he’s always busy farming in the jungle!]
[Ahahahahahahahahaha]
Xu Renfei: ... Is this how you tear down? Besides, what’s wrong with jungling in the jungle? It’s just his timing for GANK wasn’t right.
"The enemy jungle’s been constantly GANKing bottom lane, yet you, half a day without a trace, just one glance at the jungle and you’re definitely busy farming!"
"No," Bi Xia corrected herself, "Either farming jungle or healing, without even using Smite; you keeping it as a family heirloom?"
Xu Renfei: ... I’m saving it for precautionary needs~
"Boss," ng Chi suddenly spoke, "No need to fla now."
"Hm?"
ng Chi pointed at the screen, "The enemy started a group taunt."
Looking at the screen, the enemy ADC was chatting .
Call Master Brother: Ahahaha, your enemy jungle is an idiot!
Call Master Brother: Went to the hospital to check your brain?
Call Master Brother: Haven’t seen anyone send kills and throw gas like this!
Bi Xiaowu and Bi Lingqi: Shut up or believe I’ll ss you up!
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