"’The Longevity Chant’? Did you just say ’The Longevity Chant’?" Xu Renfei straightened up, his previous slouchiness gone, staring at Bi Xia with wide eyes. "The one that goes..." He started humming the introduction.
Bi Xia curled his lips, "Yep, that one. When I first read the lyrics, it felt just like a swordsmanship mantra, so I... you get the idea, no need to say it out loud."
Xu Renfei’s mouth fell open, "So you’re telling you completely bet on whether I could win this ti!"
"That’s right," Bi Xia nodded, "I’m mainly counting on you."
"Oh, co on!" Xu Renfei lightly tapped Bi Xia’s forehead with a jade flute, "Aren’t you afraid that I... I might lose! You’re really too... too..."
Bi Xia sneered coldly and slapped Xu Renfei back, "If you can’t do it, then I’ll go in for the second round. But as for you, get lost to wherever you ca from!"
Xu Renfei pouted, "You’re so fierce to ..."
"I’m fierce to you on purpose!" Bi Xia kicked Xu Renfei on the butt.
Xu Renfei yelped and clutched his butt, "I still managed to win! Instead of praising , you kicked ! Also, this is going to be broadcast on TV, can you spare so face!!!"
Hearing Xu Renfei’s words, Bi Xia paused slightly and then turned to look at Xu Renfei, "Broadcast on TV... I... forgot."
Xu Renfei: ...
Bi Xia waved his hand, "Who told you to act stupid as usual? It’s a habit."
Xu Renfei: ...
Watching Bi Xia head towards the Martial Artist, Xu Renfei sulked and ca before his own cara, "Dear wives, by the ti you see this scene, I will have been bullied to death by Little Nine. If you still love , please call my family and tell them to collect my body. Thanks, because I’m afraid my death will be so dumb that Little Nine won’t be able to resist whipping my corpse."
The caraman A Wen twitched his mouth, holding back the urge to tilt the cara away.
Xu Renfei suddenly looked at A Wen. A Wen swallowed and signaled with his eyes, "What?"
Xu Renfei earnestly grabbed A Wen’s hand, "Brother, rember to tell the editor that this part must be aired!"
A Wen: ... Really want to refuse...
While Xu Renfei was still acting cutesy and silly, Bi Xia had already started asking the Martial Artist for the wager.
The Martial Artist hesitated, looking at the secret manuals in his hands, this...
Bi Xia smiled and took all five secret manuals at once, grinning at the Martial Artist, "Thank you, senior! You’re the epito of the gallant heroes in the martial arts world!"
"Oh, by the way," Bi Xia looked at the Martial Artist, "Even though we won from you, I’ve decided to give you my swordsmanship mantra. It’s called ’The Longevity Chant’. You can find it online!"
With that, Bi Xia took a step back, cupped his hands in salute, "Farewell!"
The Martial Artist scratched his head, looking bewildered at Bi Xia’s departing figure. Is there really a ’Longevity Chant’ manual?
Bi Xia’s caraman Lin Zi sympathetically glanced at the Martial Artist. Tsk, yet another person tricked by their emperor... Sigh...
Watching Zhang Dafu and ng Han’s sly smiles, Bi Xia made a cross gesture at them unceremoniously, then turned around, grabbed Xu Renfei by the collar, and dragged him in the opposite direction.
"Huh? Huh? Huh???" Xu Renfei didn’t have ti to react, "I haven’t finished my last words to my fans yet!"
"You’ll have ti to deliver your last words when I actually plan to kill you," Bi Xia dragged Xu Renfei expressionlessly, "Our current task is to dodge Brother Da Fu and his wife. Don’t think I don’t know that your show has no bottom line."
"Hey, hey, hey, it’s them who have no bottom line! I have plenty of integrity, alright!" Xu Renfei shouted.
Bi Xia let out a cold laugh, "I rember there was an episode where you told you grabbed their task card."
Xu Renfei coughed lightly. It seed he had gotten too excited and let it slip during a phone call with Bi Xia...
Watching Xu Renfei silently close his mouth, Bi Xia rolled his eyes. Suddenly, Xu Renfei shouted, turned around, grabbed Bi Xia, and started running forward, "Co on! You can’t surround like this!"
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