Are You Even Human 76. Refusal to Acknowledge

"Query: what is the purpose of this escort of lessers?" the Angel asks Peter disapprovingly.

Peter, of course, can't understand a word of it, which is a big part of the answer to that question.

"Response: your chosen cannot speak or hear," I say. "Nor can your Queen repair this with her current knowledge. The natives of this world cannot be given functioning reverent forms with the Grand Queen's designs. I am Twisting Scars Reshape Fate, and this is A Blossom of Wilted Chances. As Princesses of Possibility, it is our duty to pass along the knowledge necessary to safely add natives—which we know as 'humans'—to your council."

The Angel turns to us, radiating irritation.

"I neither requested nor desired information from you," it says. "I am speaking with a fellow blessed of Perfection. Be silent."

"Are you an idiot?" Blossom asks.

"He can't understand you," I repeat. "We are necessary to convert your words into sothing he can understand, and vice-versa."

"Indignation. Fine," the Angel says. "Then speak his words and no others."

Wow. This is even more annoying and awful than I expected.

"Of course it is. It's a colony of Perfection," Blossom says. "Peter! The Angel want you to explain why we here."

"Didn't you tell him?" Peter says back.

"Yes but he stupid and only want to hear from you."

"Oh, well that doesn't sound stupid at all," Peter smirks. "Tell him I'm here to join my council or whatever, and you idiots are my servants."

"Fine," Blossom groans.

"Really?" I ask.

"Can't lie, rember?" Blossom says. "It fine. It probably make things easier. Let handle translate."

"If you're sure," I say, frowning as Blossom faithfully informs the Angel that Peter is here to join his council 'or whatever' and that we're his dumb servants. Irritatingly, this seems to placate the Angel considerably.

"Comprehension. Greetings. This unit's designation is Simplicity Made Manifest. I welco you to our council. Query: designation?"

"Sup. I'm Peter," Peter says after Blossom's translation.

"We can't translate 'Peter,' it's just a sound," I remind him.

"Sounds like a you problem," he shrugs.

"He returns your greetings, but does not yet have a designation," Blossom opts to say.

"As expected. I suppose we will tolerate our new council mber's entourage for as long as necessary to comprehend him. Command: follow."

"He commands you to follow," Blossom translates faithfully.

"Let him know I don't follow commands, I only consider suggestions," Peter grins. "God damn, getting to shittalk Angels is aweso. Er, don't translate that part."

"He wishes to inform you that he does not obey commands, but he may consider suggestions," Blossom says.

"Bafflent. Was entering our territory not the purpose of your arrival?" Simplicity Made Manifest asks her.

"This unit has been inford you have no interest in hearing her personal thoughts on this matter," Blossom responds smugly. "However, yes, we will follow."

"Discontent," the Angel complains, but the procession does move to allow us all past as the Angel turns and starts walking toward a highway ramp into the city proper. I tell Emily and the others to remain in the van for now as we follow.

I… do my best to keep my focus on the Angel and not any of the dilapidated buildings surrounding . Hostile Angels I can handle, but the fear of looking down a street and seeing sothing I recognize is sothing I'm a little more unprepared for. When we pass into the Queen's domain, the obvious hostility pressing down all around is almost relaxing.

"MULTIPLE LESSER BLESSED DETECTED. COMMAND: EXPLAIN," the Queen says, because with an olfactory presence like that how could she be anything but?

"They claim to be the servants of our newest council mber, who cannot hear or speak without them and cannot be fixed without updates to the Grand Queen's designs that they possess."

"ABSURDITY."

"A little, but your councilmber wouldn't even talk to us until we told him what he wanted to hear," Maria grumbles into the network. "Perhaps if anyone on your council can comprehend the benefits of cooperation, we'll be able to get sowhere with all this."

"Rage. Insolence," Simplicity Made Manifest declares.

"Irritation. Agreent," Blossom says. "Our gods may feud, but we have put this aside to escort your council mber through dangerous territory and bring you the ans by which you may allow him to properly join you, for this is right and just. Your colony has been here for a long ti. Surely you have heard, if not experienced, the phenona of blessed natives descending into madness when given reverent forms?"

"To deny the perfection of the Grand Queen's designs is heresy," Simplicity Made Manifest declares.

"You are an idiot," Blossom says.

Okay, that's not going to be productive. I really don't want to get too involved negotiating with this colony in particular, but I'm not going to sit around and let people make a shitshow of it, either.

"My turn," I butt in.

"Okay," Maria allows.

"Very well," Blossom agrees.

"The Grand Queen's designs are perfect for their intended function," I say. "The issue is not with her designs, it is that her designs were never intended for use on the biological structure of natives. Were the Grand Queen capable of doing so, she would doubtlessly be granting new designs on us all. But in her absence, it falls on the chosen of the first to right this wrong. My Queen and I have worked together to bring these designs as close to perfect as we can without the blessing of your god. It would bring us much relief if a Queen of Perfection could also provide her insight."

At least half of that is bullshit, but if I'm reading the room right, it should do the trick. Bullshit so often does when used on people already full of it. The network is uncharacteristically quiet, with all but the most essential communications held back in the tense standoff, but ultimately, aliens can't avoid sharing their thoughts for long.

"This unit (Envy Proves Excellence) votes in favor of our council receiving this duty," a new Angel's voice chis in from sowhere.

"This unit (Simplicity Made Manifest) votes against."

"This unit (Pristine Truths Heal Imperfection) votes in favor," says another new Angel.

"THIS UNIT (AN UNREACHABLE BRILLIANCE BEGETS LANTATION) VOTES IN FAVOR," the Queen declares. "CONSENSUS REACHED. VERY WELL, COUNCIL MBERS OF POSSIBILITY. WE WILL DEIGN TO PROVIDE OUR WISDOM."

Oh goodie. Now we get to receive constructive criticism on sothing we already know works from the people that murdered my parents. Whatever. I'll get through it. The important thing is that we're in the door.

"Let us begin, then. A Blossom of Wilted Chances and I will gift you the designs as we understand them."

"YOU WILL WAIT," the Queen orders. "FIRST, YOU WILL APPROACH. SHOULD YOUR CLAIMS PROVE TO BE MADNESS, THEN YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF OUR COLONY AT ITS ZENITH."

"I assure you, your threats are unnecessary," I insist.

"And more importantly, they are pointless," Blossom chis in. "Should you be the ones to decide to betray us, you will find even the fullness of your might to be insufficient. Escalate this situation to violence, and we will wipe this colony from existence as casually as a worker reaps grass."

Jesus fucking christ, Blossom, did you really have to… hmm. Wait. They're not getting angry. They sll… fearful? Why would… oh. Right.

Aliens can't lie.

Blossom's claim is extre not because she is hyperbolizing for the sake of emphasizing a point. She genuinely believes that the two of us and the girls in the van could slaughter an entire colony by ourselves with the power we have on hand.

"Did you think we would undertake such an important endeavor with any less might?" Blossom asks. "Did you think we would have gathered blessed of Perfection, Failure, Reciprocation, Legion, Division and Possibility all in one place for a task of any less worth? Do not annoy us with petty threats, oh Queen. Our task concerns the fate of the very world our gods love even more than the one they made themselves. My fellow princess is kind of spirit and soothing of word, but my patience is not so firm. We are here to offer our assistance and attempt to gather yours in turn. Place yourselves in our way, and you will be broken through, likely by your own prospective council mber."

Though the air rumbles with discontent, Blossom's words don't seem to be as wildly idiotic as I was afraid they'd be. If anything, it seems to calm the Perfection colony down.

"What assistance did you intend to gather from us?" the Angel that indicated itself as Pristine Truths Heal Imperfection asks. And… ah. With that being the first response, I think I get it now.

Every colony hates Perfection. Along with Blasphemy, they are the two colonies universally reviled. But whereas Blasphemy colonies indulge in that revulsion like it's a delicious buffet, literally considering themselves closer to their god the more they defile the values of others, Perfection doesn't really have anything to blunt that hatred.

If anything, it's the opposite: can sothing really be perfect if most people hate it? Just looking at the nas of the Angels here, I can tell many of them are grappling with that very question. 'Envy Proves Excellence.' 'An Unreachable Brilliance Begets Lantation.' Half the colony has opted to resolve the cognitive dissonance by attributing that hatred to jealousy or otherwise as so natural consequence of their personal greatness. They are perfect, but they alone are perfect, and everyone else must be flawed for failing to recognize that. It's not an uncommon attitude among a certain kind of human, so I think I have an even better angle to work with now.

"We need your help to unite the people of this world, native and not, to rescue the Grand Queen," I answer. "Not only is she trapped in exile, but if the false pull manages to drag her here unhindered, the collision will be catastrophic. In this ti of great turmoil, all people must co together to save the most beloved."

"This is not a tangible form of assistance," the Angel points out. "Even if we agree with the cause you present, what will we be expected to do?"

"Agree to a ceasefire with as many colonies as we can convince to join the project," I say. "And if possible, any cooperation you can give us on negotiations and, potentially, thods to move you and/or other Queens to water rather than your current territory would be ideal."

"FOR WHAT PURPOSE?" the Queen asks.

"Negotiation with natives," I explain. "They do not naturally have Queens, and therefore they do not define territory by domain size. From their perspective, most of the non-water areas of the world are theirs, and you have stolen it from them. This is a major reason they fight."

"RIDICULOUS," the Queen scoffs.

"Not ridiculous," I disagree. "rely different."

"We embody Perfection," Simplicity Made Manifest says. "Different is intrinsically inferior."

Seriously? We're gonna have to have this conversation? This is going to be annoying. Do I take this down the philosophical route, or do I just placate them until they do what I want?

"Anticipation. So which mber of your council is the most perfect then?" Blossom asks smugly.

Or we can do this. Sure. Whatever. I don't even care anymore. I make the mistake of looking up, my eyes glancing down a street just nostalgic enough to hurt. I tear my gaze away, limiting my vision as much as is reasonable. It's been a while since I only had two eyes. That, too, is nostalgic enough to hurt in a place like this.

"Absurdity. Refusal to acknowledge," Simplicity Made Manifest protests.

"It is not an absurdity. If differences cannot be equal in value, and you are not all identical, so of you must embody perfection greater than others. If you do not wish to discuss with those lesser, why should I discuss anything except with the greatest among you?"

"Assertion: A Blossom of Wilted Chances, you are not helping," I groan. "Please cease attempting to trap our potential allies in philosophical conundrums."

"Simplicity Made Manifest does not speak for all of us," Envy Proves Excellence says derisively. "Their views have the depth their na implies."

Ah, they're just the local Chaos. I understand.

"Overwhelming amusent!?" Blossom says, breaking out into uproarious laughter.

"Perfection is an ideal," Envy continues. "It exists in totality within our god and no other. Embodying that ideal to the fullest extent is our duty, and judging our success at that task is likewise only sothing Perfection itself can do."

"ASSERTION: IT IS UNLIKELY THOSE THAT DERIDE OUR GOD WILL HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YOUR MUSINGS ON THEOLOGY," the Queen chides.

"I find it rather interesting," Maria chis in. "I was originally a human, and the ideas Envy Proves Excellence has presented mirror, albeit sowhat weakly, the predominant beliefs of my people, even though the god they worship is not Perfection."

"Surprise. Delight. A worship of Perfection, directed at one other than Perfection? How does this occur?"

"Human culture is very different from alien culture," Maria explains. "Your gods did not previously exist here, and the gods we had were… much less direct in their workings. Being able to talk directly with Legion is very reassuring, even if things aren't always clear. What is speaking with Perfection like? I imagine that if any god would wish to be exact and clear with their communications, it would be Perfection."

"SURPRISE. CONFUSION," the Queen rumbles.

"Humans are just like this," Blossom lants. "They are flexible where we are rigid. They lack our history of hatred with each other and value inclusiveness and understanding. Not universally, perhaps, but… certainly more than we do. As you may imagine, Legion is beside itself for this one."

I don't know if I'd really agree we value 'inclusiveness and understanding,' on a whole. But whatever. We're making progress here. I do my best to keep my thoughts to myself until they're actually useful to anyone.

"INCREDULITY. YOU BELIEVE THIS OFFER OF ALLIANCE HAS HOPE FOR US," the Queen realizes. "IT IS NOT RELY SOTHING THAT WOULD BE CONVENIENT FOR YOUR PURPOSES."

"Affirmative," Blossom says. "I do not like you, I do not like your beliefs, and I do not like your colony. But even outside the great differences of opinion our reverent-ford humans have from most council mbers, this alliance is for sothing beyond our feuds. If any act can wash the stain from Perfection's reputation, it will be found here."

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"Realization. Awe. Every god has only ever agreed on one thing," Pristine Truths Heal Imperfection comnts. "The glory of the Grand Queen."

"…Two things," Blossom corrects. "The glory of the Grand Queen and the worthiness of humans to receive blessings in our stead."

A mont of shock and consideration passes over the colony as the full extent of Blossom's words is considered.

"Regret. You are correct," Envy Proves Excellence acknowledges. "Their worthiness of our god's blessings are self-evident. Proof of it walks within our borders."

"NONE OF OUR COLONY HAS BEEN BLESSED SINCE OUR ARRIVAL TO THIS PLACE," An Unreachable Brilliance Begets Lantation admits. "NOT EVEN BY LESSER GODS. SUCH A GAP OF TI IS NOT UNHEARD OF, BUT IT IS NOTEWORTHY."

"We must discover the source of our unworthiness," Pristine Truths Heal Imperfection insists.

"Determination. I am not content with rely understanding the cause," Blossom says. "I intend to claw my god's love for back by any ans necessary. Could you who seek Perfection settle for anything less?"

The answer is an emphatic, colony-consuming no, and with that I think we have them. Blossom's abrasiveness ended up doing the job as well as I ever could have, so I send her my thanks as our group approaches the Queen. There are a lot of details to take care of, but it seems like, in its broadest form, the alliance is secure. Unfortunately, this gives more space for my mind to wander.

None of my mories of this place are clear, and the fact that it's all more or less destroyed doesn't help. But every so often, sothing just… catches . Grabs . Shoves an unwanted feeling in my mind and vanishes before I can do a damn thing about it. The remains of a restaurant bring back the thought of a flavor from before I forgot what taste even was. The skeleton of a children's playground rots between crumbling buildings, tugging at my heart to take the slide one more ti. It reminds of a forgotten world from before I lost my family, my friends, and my face. A world of what-ifs and happy children. A world where war hadn't so much as brushed my mind, not with a mother and father ready to shield from the pain of the inevitable future.

And then I see it. A building more familiar than any other, far from unscathed but miraculously still standing. It's an old apartnt complex. I recognize it more clearly than anything else in this crumbling city. Is that really…?

"I am intrigued by this concept of 'singular theism,'" Simplicity Made Manifest comnts. Agh, I've missed so much conversation. "A god of Perfection is, of course, by its very nature the only true god."

"I'm not sure it necessarily applies in your case, but yes," Maria says. "It's common in human culture to deny not only the legitimacy of worshipping other gods but the very existence of them. The very acknowledgent of the possibility of other gods is a sin against the true God. I don't believe that anymore, of course, but—"

"No, it is perfect!" Simplicity insists. "Perfection has no equals. That is the very core of its nature. The other gods must be naught but dark illusions!"

"Exasperation," Pristine Truths Heal Imperfection sighs. "Simplicity Made Manifest, it is a blessed of a different god, who possesses demonstrable power, that is informing you of these things in the first place. If they are real, they disprove that very claim. If they are an illusion, you should not be listening to them in the first place!"

Well, with such riveting conversation taking over the network, it's not too difficult to surreptitiously slip away from the others hanging back behind the group for a while before turning and flowing toward the familiar building. I just need to know. For so reason, I need to know for sure.

Even as little more than a formless snake of flesh, it's easy to make my way back to the building. I teleport inside as soon as I can see it, and from there I'm guided by old, deep-rooted instincts and mories I didn't know I had. Didn't know I could still have. The lobby of the apartnt complex is dusty and slls faintly of rot. Inactive electronics sit haphazardly on broken furniture, having survived the destruction of the city only to fall victim to ti itself. If I grabbed so of the things here and plugged them in sowhere with power, would they still work?

The elevator doesn't work, of course, but I step inside anyway, finding my eyes lingering instinctively on the button to the fourth floor. That's where I'm going, I guess. I'm used to dealing with fragnts of instincts and mories, acting on them in spite of incomplete information, but I'm not used to those instincts and mories actually being mine. It's… unmooring.

The stairs are solid concrete, and they survived well enough to let up to my destination. Four floors up, I make my way back to the elevator then turn around to face the wall like I just walked out. Left. It's left from here. I turn and walk.

My heart pounds in my chest. My skin twists and reshapes itself over my face a dozen tis over. My fists clench, unclench, form, and unform. I get too close to one of the walls, and a tentacle on my head reaches out and attaches itself, trying to stop from getting closer to the source of my ever-mounting panic. I tug on it, and it holds fast, so I ultimately leave it behind like a lizard that just had a bird grab its tail.

The neural tissue in the tentacle itself ans I leave behind a little bit of my fear with it, but not for very long. Before I know it, I'm turning to face a door. Room four hundred and thirteen. The hallway is dark without any power, but I can still read the number. My whole form ripples, toes and then talons curling into the cheap, fraying carpet beneath my feet. Placing my hand on the door handle, I turn it. Locked. Of course. Not that such things an anything to anymore.

I abandon my current flesh and reform a new body on the other side of the door, finding myself in a far better-lit apartnt than I expected, courtesy of the nearby windows. The interior isn't in much better shape than the rest of the building, though it's in better shape than I ever would have expected. The door was still locked, after all, aning it's fairly unlikely the aliens ever actually entered this place after taking over the area. Why would they? They have no need to loot the bones of the civilizations they crush. None of this matters to them. None of it is even sothing the majority of them can understand.

Technology? Infrastructure? Industry? Even just shelter? They don't care about any of it. The only things here the aliens might have actually wanted is all the food, and though I can already feel there is food in here, the Raptors assigned to forage for it had no way to know they would find it by opening fridge doors or peeling open tal cans. The inside of the fridge is little more than a ss of rot, of course, but I devour it all the sa, adding it to my biomass alongside the interior of whatever other surviving food containers happen to be in the nearby cupboard. I don't want this place to be a fetid ss, after all, and… well. It's mine anyway, isn't it?

This is… where I used to live.

It has to be. It feels too familiar for it to be anything else. I know more or less what I'm about to see before I turn every corner. That was our dinner table. I rember screaming and refusing to eat… I don't know, probably spinach or sothing. My mom put her foot down and sat at the table with for hours, staying with and not letting leave until I finally ate sothing that was good for instead of endless chicken nuggets. She was always willing to go as far as it took to make sure I was safe and healthy.

On the other side of the hall is the living room. Our TV is still there, though it has fallen out of one of the wall mounts, and a corner of the screen has cracked into the shelf beneath it. Our couch is there too, old but unused and largely preserved. I used to sit there, babbling to myself as my father sat on the floor next to , a dozen papers spread out across the ground as he slowly worked through them one by one. Even focused on everything he had to do, he made feel listened to. He was always there to make sure I knew I was loved.

When death ca for us, neither of them hesitated for even an instant. It's the only reason I'm still here.

"Julietta?"

I turn my head toward the familiar voice. Maria stands there hesitantly, one hand awkwardly gripping her other arm. She's nervous. She's worried if she's intruding. She's not.

"Hey," I greet her.

"Hey," she says. "Um, sorry, the door was locked, but I sort of broke it on accident. I'm still a little stronger than I expect most of the ti."

"Everything here is broken," I point out. "It's fine. How did you find ?"

"Hmm? Oh, I just… always kinda know where you are these days. Probably a network thing," she answers. "I know you were trying to sneak off, but… are you alright?"

Am I alright? Instinctively, I want to just say yes, but I feel like that's one of the habits she'd like to break. I don't want to lie to her, though… is it really lying? 'Alright' is an entirely arbitrary condition. It's relative. I'm functional. For most of my life, that has been alright enough.

"I used to live here," I say instead. "With my birth parents."

"Oh," Maria says. "Oh, gosh. Can I hug you?"

"Sure?" I blink, and she steps forward to do just that, wrapping her arms around and intertwining her hair tentacles with mine. Ha. That is going to make it very tricky to end this particular hug, but… I guess I don't have any real need to.

For so reason, getting a hug in a place like this feels right.

"Do you want to talk about it?" Maria asks softly.

"About what?" I ask.

"Anything," she says. "Your parents, maybe? What were they like?"

"I don't really rember," I admit. "They were strong."

Strong enough to gift everything I have today with their own lives. Strong enough to leave with the tools I needed to survive everything that ca after. Strong enough that I'm proud to be their daughter, even though I've avoided thinking about them for so long.

Damn it. I've avoided thinking about them for so long. I… I don't want to…

"You'd better let yourself cry," Maria warns, which… co on, really? I don't want, to, I… I don't…

Fuck.

I have a dozen different ways to stop the tears. Even before I had powers, I knew plenty of ways to hold back unwanted bouts of crying, but my girlfriend's demands leave no room for such outs. I do my best to keep the sobs quiet as I soak her shoulder with my tears, my body shaking as much as it is shifting. It's embarrassing, frightening. I don't like making myself vulnerable like this. I open my mouth to try to speak so words in my defense, but I find myself unable to speak.

"It's okay," Maria reminds . "I can still hear you."

Ah. Right. Damn it. Everyone can hear . I'm leaving myself open to the network again, in the middle of enemy territory, and just… no, no, no, no…

"Don't worry about them," Maria insists. "Just let yourself feel this, okay?"

I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to. How am I even supposed to feel? They sacrificed their lives for , and they never even got a funeral. I didn't have any next of kin to pay for one. How was I supposed to mourn between all the adults talking over , all the social workers and prospective foster families and doctors and nurses telling what was going to happen now, never giving any real choice because the only choice I wanted to make was to be with them, and they were gone.

I'm past all that now. I'm past this, I'm past this, I'm better than this. I shouldn't be sobbing my eyes out over sothing that's been over for more than a decade. I barely even rember any of this. It shouldn't matter to this much. No, even if it does matter to this much, I should be able to control myself.

"Julietta…"

No. Stop. Just… just let be in control. Please. I need to calm down. I can't take this anymore. I don't want to be like this!

I feel Maria hold tighter, unsure how to respond, but I can feel her love, and it helps pull back from the love I've lost. Deep breaths, one at a ti, still my shaking body. Control. Control. It's always better to have self-control, because there's nothing else in this world that you can control, not truly. I can only influence reality through my actions, and I can only act how I wish if I'm in control.

I an seriously, this is pathetic. I haven't even looked at my old bedroom yet.

"You're not pathetic," Maria insists.

Well sure, in the general case I'd agree with that. Still, it's ti to get a move on with this. We have a job to do here, after all. I carefully pull back from my girlfriend's embrace, extracting my tendrils from her tangles and giving myself a good opportunity to stare appreciatively at her face. A much better use of my ntal energy, by my asure.

"…You're trying to distract ," she complains, blushing.

"It's a happy side-effect at most," I assure her, managing a genuine smile. "Co on. Let's finish this tour down mory lane."

"Do you want with you?" she asks.

"Why not?" I shrug, turning to continue down the hall. One of these rooms is mine. The other belongs to my parents. I don't quite rember which is which, but I feel like… yeah. I open one on instinct, and well… it certainly isn't an adult's room.

"Uh, wow," Maria says. "I didn't take you for a pink sort of girl."

"I guess I was when I was seven," I say, equally impressed by the overwhelming pastel vibe of the room before . Though it's a light enough shade to be almost white, even the walls of the room are pink, and the collection of dusty, musty stuffed animals on the bed share a similar focus on that particular hue. A few of them spark more mories in , flashes of birthdays or shopping trips where 'I've been really good' all tugging at my heart.

It's a slightly cramped room, even the small twin-sized bed barely managing to share a wall with a child's dresser drawer. Other furniture in the room is rather haphazardly decorated by LEGO sets, or more accurately a child's custom LEGO creations, all mixed and combined into so rich fantasy idea that I can only barely recall the edges of. These might actually be the most valuable thing in the entire apartnt, co to think of it. They don't make LEGO anymore; the company has been gone since before I was born.

Right, I rember. They're hand--downs. My dad used to play with them when he was a kid, too. Fuck, I think I might cry again. No, no, no, stop. Don't. I can get through this.

I can already feel Maria's disapproval at my further refusal to burst into tears, but thankfully she doesn't press the matter beyond reminding that if the roles were reversed, I'd probably want her to let herself cry. Which… isn't untrue, but our circumstances are very different, and if she gives a mont I'm sure I can think up a very convincing reason why.

Maria gives the network equivalent of a very unimpressed glare, but I do my best to ignore it and move on to the final room. My parents' room.

"Do you want to take anything with you?" Maria asks before I close the door on my old living space.

"Not really," I answer. "Not sure how I'd do that anyway. I don't have anywhere to put it. It's not like there's much room in the van."

"I'm sure we can figure sothing out," she presses. "Maybe like a stuffed animal that's important to you?"

"None of that stuff is important to ," I insist. "I barely even rember it."

Opening the door to my parents' room, I look inside from the hall at sothing… honestly just as plain as I rember it, which surprises a little. It's not like I actually rembered any of the physical contents of this room, I just vaguely rember thinking the room looked boring… and I was a seven-year-old whose room looked like a unicorn threw up on the walls. I sowhat expected to have simply not understood my parents' tastes, but overall the room is very understated and practical. The decorations are small, inexpensive, and unobtrusive. The furniture is dark lacquered wood, covered in scratches and other signs of wear, while the queen-sized bed is just… gray. Nothing about the room really catches my eye until I see the nightstand.

I enter the room imdiately, making my way directly there. It's a picture fra. How cliche, right? But there we are. It's us. My mom, my dad, and… . It's actually a real picture of , from when I still had my own face. All three of us are smiling. It looks like a sunny day up in the Rocky Mountains or sothing. God, does it even matter where we are?

"Okay," I say softly. "Maybe I'll take this."

"Of course," Maria agrees. "We'll take good care of it."

I nod, awkwardly clutching it with both hands like it will vanish into dust the mont I relax my grip. Irrational. Embarrassing. But whatever. I've… never had a nto of my parents before. It's not like anyone could have walked back to Denver and grabbed one for . Not until now.

And of course, I had to be the one to do it, in the end.

"Let's go," I say. "I need to help Blossom explain things to the Queen."

"You could just do that from here, if you want," Maria says.

I take one more look around, the weight of mory nearly causing my shoulders to ache.

"No," I tell her, "I really don't think I could."

She doesn't respond with words, but she gives an understanding nod and a rush of supportive feelings that help take the necessary steps to finally exit the apartnt. I grow so bone structures inside the broken lock to latch it in place as I leave, as just a little bit of insurance that, perhaps, the aliens here will continue to leave everything undisturbed.

"We will," Pristine Truths Heal Imperfection promises .

Ah. Right. The people who killed everyone in the first place were listening in on my entire sob session. I knew that, I just… was sort of hoping they'd have the tact to not speak of it too much. Which is stupid, in retrospect. Aliens don't really have that sort of idea in their culture.

"I appreciate that," I say regardless.

"We may not fully understand everything you just went through," Envy Proves Excellence says, "but we would like to understand."

"I'm not sure that is the most productive use of our ti," I say, in lieu of 'teaching you human social conventions is the absolute last thing I want to do right now.'

"Perhaps not," Envy concedes, "but we must learn regardless. If our god really likes your kind more than ours, there is only one path. We must beco more like you."

Well, in order to do that, you must first learn to make them beco more like us," Blossom comnts. "Twisting Scars Reshape Fate, we are ready for your particular expertise."

Ah, right. I get to be the guinea pig, since any fuckups on bodily reshaping aren't permanent if they happen to .

"I've got it," Maria says, holding out her hands. "I'll keep it safe. Promise."

Huh? Oh, right. I look down at the picture in my grip one more ti, trying to commit all three familiar faces to mory. I wish my power could build templates from images, but if I want to look anything like , I'll need to spend so ti experinting in front of a mirror. But here it is. Here it finally is. Sothing that shows what I'm actually supposed to look like.

"Thank you," I tell Maria, handing it over to her. "I'll see you in a bit."

"Good luck," she says, as if I were about to do so kind of sporting event rather than coach a skyscraper-sized monster on how to properly reassemble my cellular structure. I nod, return her smile, and teleport out of the building, making my new body into a bird so I can take the most direct path to my destination.

Walking into a giant monster womb isn't any less weird after a month of practice with it, but if nothing else, the Queen of Perfection lives up to her title and refuses to accept anything less than utmost certainty when it cos to learning the correct way to give humans reverent forms. I'm pretty sure I end up stuck inside of her for days, getting practiced on over and over as I repeatedly take Peter's form before allowing it to be ripped apart and remade. At least ti seems to pass quicker while my brain is disassembled. Usually, anyway.

Sotis, I dream of at. Yet even in the dream, I can feel what the Queen does to . I'm in the dream, but I'm also not. Half-awake and half-asleep, I co the closest I ever have to using two brains at the sa ti. Assuming, of course, anything in the world of at is real.

When it's finally over, I'm utterly exhausted. Even my powers don't completely remove my need for sleep, and I've certainly done my best to change that. Still, when the Queen is done with , I pretty much imdiately just curl up in the van and pass out. Peter goes in after . When I wake up, he won't be human anymore. I have a long and fitful rest, eventually waking up in a small, fuzzy, snake-like body coiled up in Maria's lap.

"Comfy," I purr.

"You're awake!" Maria smiles. "Just in ti, too. He should be about done in there."

Who? Right. Peter. Yeah. I shake my head to try and get so of the drowsiness out, arcing my spine as I let out a yawn. Peter is gonna be an Angel, huh? I know it's been the plan this whole ti, but the thought of it is still wild. I wonder what they'll na him?

"You didn't hear?" Maria asks. "He'd already decided on a na for himself before all this started. When Blossom told him that his colony would vote on a na, he seed quite offended."

"Oh yeah?" I ask. "What is it?"

"THE NEWEST MBER OF OUR COUNCIL IS COMPLETE," The Queen declares. "ALL STAND READY TO WELCO 'CONFIDENCE IS APOTHEOSIS.'"

"And therefore," a new voice hums into the network, "I'm basically a god."

Wow. Baby's first words, and he's already got his entire colony screaming about heresy. That's Peter for you.

Why did I think this was going to be a good idea?