As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group Chapter 12: The Gate to a New World?

Curly-haired Guy: Arrancar?! Aizen actually managed to create Arrancar too?! Damn it! This is straight-up cheating!

Doujin Artist: Cero, Sonído, Resurrección... Just thinking about it is terrifying. I feel bad for the ninja world.

Agakure Village's Angel: I think so too. But these Arrancar aren't quite like the originals. They have so pretty clear weaknesses.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Weaknesses?

Agakure Village's Angel: Yeah. According to Aizen, these Arrancar need physical bodies to act in the ninja world. Without them, their Reishi will dissipate quickly. And once they have physical bodies, they can be hurt by Ninjutsu and regular weapons—though their Hierro still gives them a lot of protection.

Doujin Artist: Even so, this isn't sothing regular ninjas can handle, right?

Agakure Village's Angel: That's true. Even a regular Jonin-level Hollow transformation already surpasses most Kage in every way. And Arrancars are the most perfect form of Hollows.

Curly-haired Guy: Ha! Knowing how Aizen thinks, even Arrancars are probably just cannon fodder to him.

Agakure Village's Angel: Yeah, he sees them as disposable assets. His original plan was to turn Akatsuki mbers into Espada, but for so reason, he abandoned the idea.

Doujin Artist: Whoa! So Konan actually dodged a bullet?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Konan, I still think it's best not to trust Aizen too much.

Curly-haired Guy: That's right! Aizen's best skill is acting and lying! If the Oscars don't give him a Best Actor award, it's a cri!

Doujin Artist: Oscars, not Grammys! The Grammy is a music award! What, do you want Aizen to win Best Tenor instead?

Agakure Village's Angel: Best tenor?

Konan couldn't help but imagine Aizen Sosuke holding a microphone, belting out a song to an audience. She quickly shook her head to get rid of the thought.

Curly-haired Guy: So what if he's a tenor?! How do you know Aizen hasn't won a singing award? What do you really know about him? For all we know, he might've won the Soul Society's top cody award too!

This is an Actor: He hasn't.

Doujin Artist: Are we really talking about tenors right now? Weren't you just saying Aizen was the best actor? Stop changing the topic just because you don't know anything!

Curly-haired Guy: Who doesn't know anything, you idiot?! Back in the day, people called Teacher Gin, you hear ? Teacher Gin! Don't underestimate !

Doujin Artist: Oh, a teacher, huh? A teacher of shalessness, maybe. That does sound impressive.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: There you go again, arguing.

Agakure Village's Angel: Hmm... I know I shouldn't fully trust Aizen, but honestly, he seems pretty nice to ?

Doujin Artist: Huh?! Konan, what kind of tone is that? You sound like a woman trying to justify staying with her abusive husband!

Agakure Village's Angel: ???

Curly-haired Guy: Abusive husband?! No way! I won't allow it!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: So, are you going to kill Aizen?

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph! I'll take him down... once I master Kaio-Ken tis 100! He's dead at then!

Doujin Artist: You might as well wish to beco a Super Saiyan God while you're at it.

This is an Actor: ?

anwhile, Aizen, who was in the middle of teaching at the ninja academy, opened the chat group only to find out that everyone was plotting to go Super Saiyan and kill him... because they thought he was an abusive husband to Konan?!

What kind of bizarre storyline was this?

Even soone like Aizen didn't know what to say. This was just... weird.

Agakure Village's Angel: Don't mind them, they're just joking around.

Doujin Artist: Of course it's a joke! Everyone knows our gentle and kind Konan would never get together with a villain like Aizen.

Curly-haired Guy: But Konan, the way you seriously explained things to him just now... kinda suspicious. You wouldn't happen to have feelings for our newest group mber, would you? *smirks*

Konan wasn't the type to get flustered over a few words. She casually replied: Even if I do, that's none of your business. Gin, you should be worrying about your own love life instead.

Curly-haired Guy: Tch. A man like is too independent to be tied down by ordinary won!

This is an Actor: Ordinary won can't handle you... but maybe an ordinary man can?

Doujin Artist: Hahaha! Right! Gin's true goal is to find a good man to marry!

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! I'm not into guys! That's slander!

This is an Actor: Not really. In our world, there are official art pieces of you and Hijikata as a couple. [Image]

The image loaded—Gin and Hijikata holding hands with their fingers interlocked. Each of them even had a rose in their mouth. The bromance energy was off the charts.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: n... with n? That's possible?

This is an Actor: Ever heard of the ancient term "Longyang love"?

Doujin Artist: Pfft! Hahaha! If the official art says so, then it's canon! Gin, you might as well just accept it!

Curly-haired Guy: Get that thing away from ! No way in hell! What kind of twisted mind made this?! That's it—I'm going to hunt down Hijikata and end this madness!

Agakure Village's Angel: Wait... he actually logged off?!

Doujin Artist: He's not really going to take out Hijikata, is he? What is this, so kind of "killing your brother to achieve enlightennt" thing? So this is what BL is about? It's more interesting than I thought.

This is an Actor: ?

Sothing seems off with Eriri. Did she just open the door to a whole new world because of the picture she posted?

Aizen's smile faded. He suddenly felt like he had played too much.