Pretty Boy from Skull Island: What? Humans can’t have my babies? Why not?!
Doujin Artist: Why...? Leaving aside biological differences, just look at the size difference. There’s no way a human and Kong can have a baby! Are you trying to kill soone?
Eriri couldn’t help but picture the monster doujin she’d seen before and gave an involuntary shiver. That’s terrifying—no matter how you look at it.
Troublemaker from Soul Society: Lati, you’d better just find a female Kong and settle down.
Machete Girl: But are there any female Kongs left in Lati’s world?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: From what we saw in the movie, he seems to be the last of his kind. That’s rough.
Wig Guy: Well, if nothing else works, maybe he could have a kid with a female Godzilla.
Doujin Artist: ?
Shark-Faced Guy: ???
Curly-haired Guy: Pfft—what the hell do you an, "female Godzilla"?! Wig, are you serious?
Wig Guy: It’s not a wig, it’s Katsura! And can’t you see how serious my face is right now?
Curly-haired Guy: Oh, I see it all right. I see you shaking your butt in a dress. Real classy—I’m gonna puke.
Wig Guy: Hmph. So fragile, Gintoki. With that attitude, you dare call yourself a samurai?
Curly-haired Guy: Shut the hell up! Of all people, I don’t wanna be judged by a dumbass like you!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Godzilla won’t work. Lati doesn’t like Godzilla. Too ugly.
Curly-haired Guy: Ugly?! Who do you think you are to be picky? And since when does a giant ape like you have any taste?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Co on, he’s Kong, not just so random gorilla! Wait, how did we even get on this topic? Weren’t we supposed to be solving my problem?! Why are we suddenly talking about Kong’s dating life?
Agakure Village’s Angel: If you really want to solve your problem, just be honest about it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Honest? How exactly?
Doujin Artist: Just say the one who beat Accelerator and Kakine wasn’t you, you were being possessed. Then just dump all the bla on Anran-san.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Brilliant idea!
Machete Girl: Hold on—if you do that, won’t Mikoto Misaka and Shizuri Mugino shift all their feelings onto Anran-san instead? Isn’t that just expanding the harem?
Agakure Village’s Angel: Eh, it’s already big enough. What’s a few more?
This is an Actor: ...Don’t I get a say in this?
Doujin Artist: Haha! No one cares what you think! When it cos to harem stuff, Konan decides!
This is an Actor: ...
Uchiha Madara was completely speechless. What do you an *his* opinion doesn’t matter? Whose harem is this supposed to be anyway?!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: They’re not buying it. I’m done for. Really done for this ti.
Shark-Faced Guy: Well yeah, of course they’re not gonna believe that. You’d have to be crazy to fall for the "I was possessed" excuse.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: This is the end. I’m dood.
Saten Ruiko clutched her head in despair.
Doujin Artist: It’s not that big a deal. Just accept them all and move on. Don’t worry—no one in this group judges yuri. At most, we just can’t help laughing. Hahahahaha!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Aririi-chan, you’re totally asking for karma!
Ooooh, a curse? How scary.
Under the cloak, Eriri could barely keep the grin off her face. As expected, watching her best friend’s embarrassing mont was the most fun thing in the world! No, seriously, she was about to burst out laughing!
"Um, Mister Shinigami..." Just then, a soft and sweet voice ca from the side.
Eriri turned her head and saw a pretty girl with red hair. She wore a plaid shirt on top and a short skirt that reached her knees—her outfit was pretty bold.
"What is it, Rina?" Eriri asked in a raspy voice.
To hide her identity, she had trained her voice carefully. You couldn’t tell whether the person under the cloak was male or female.
"I made a bento." The red-haired girl nad Rina took out a small, neatly packed lunch box and handed it to Eriri, her cheeks blushing. "I hope you’ll like it."
"Oh, thanks." Eriri took it without thinking and opened the lid. Inside was a bright red heart-shaped decoration.
Doujin Artist: [Image]?
Machete Girl: Whoa, a bento! Looks amazing!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Not bad, Lady Eriri. I didn’t know you had this kind of charm.
This is an Actor: I bet she didn’t make that herself. No one packs a heart-shaped lunch for themselves, right?
Villain of Soul Society: Is there a guy crushing on Eriri now?
Agakure Village’s Angel: That won’t do! Eriri-chan is one of our brides-to-be. Who’s the guy with the guts?
Machete Girl: Don’t tell it’s Aki Tomoya?
Doujin Artist: Nope. It’s a girl. One of our mbers.
Eriri stared at the lunch box in her hands, falling into deep thought.
Machete Girl: ?
Curly-haired Guy: ?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: ...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft—HAHAHA! Eriri-chan, you got what’s coming! Laughing at earlier—how’s that feel now? Payback ti! Surprised? Happy?
Doujin Artist: Shut up, you curse machine! Hurry up and undo whatever curse this is! (emoji: angry)
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: No way! If I’m going down, you’re going down with ! Hahahaha! (emoji: happy)
Doujin Artist: Nooo! If you wanna do yuri stuff, fine, do it yourself! Why drag into this?! Why would a girl fall for soone who won’t even show their face?! This makes no sense!
This is an Actor: Maybe she just has... unique taste?
Doujin Artist: Nope. I’m gonna go explain everything!
Agakure Village’s Angel: What about the story plan you set up for yourself? Gonna throw that away now?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Right? Eriri-chan, are you giving up on your dream of being a top-tier story planner just because of this? It’s not even a big deal. Worst case, just accept all of them!
This is an Actor: Not bad. Ruiko’s move of fighting fire with fire is solid.
Doujin Artist: Accept what, my ass! Even if I did, she’d still end up with you-know-who.
Curly-haired Guy: Uh, Eriri-chan, who’s this you-know-who?
Machete Girl: I wanna know too!
Doujin Artist: It’s Konan-sis. I’ve decided—I’m gonna marry Konan-sis!
Agakure Village’s Angel: Even if you marry , you’ll still end up being soone’s, won’t you?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wait, are we nesting dolls now?
Villain of Soul Society: Speaking of nesting dolls, I think Anran is actually nesting right now.
[Notice: The villains from Soul Society have started a livestream].
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