Curly-haired Guy: Holy crap, red packets!
Doujin Artist: Aaaah I need to wash my face right now!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: too!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Everyone seems super excited about these red packets. Are they really that amazing?
Machete Girl: I’ve never opened one myself, but from what I’ve heard, you can get so really good stuff.
Soul Society’s Bad Guy: Konan got her Hyorinmaru from a red packet.
Wig Guy: You can even get Hyorinmaru from one?
Agakure Village’s Angel: Mine wasn’t even that great. The ability Anran got from his was god-tier.
Doujin Artist: Right! It boosted sword training speed and sword power by several tis—and it’s a permanent passive! Red packets are the best. One lucky pull and you’re rich!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Still depends on luck though. Airi-chan, did you forget about your 200-point disaster?
Doujin Artist: Shut it! Big sis has already changed her fate!
Agakure Village’s Angel: So this ti it’ll go from 200 points to... 2 points?
Doujin Artist: Konan-sis! Keep cursing like this and I won’t like you anymore! I won’t be your wifey!
Curly-haired Guy: Hahaha, acting all high and mighty when you’re just a side chick?
Doujin Artist: Hah! The teddy-bear-pants destroyer dares to mock others? Go hug your bear pants and sleep!
Curly-haired Guy: What the hell is "teddy-bear-pants destroyer"?! Don’t go around making up weird nicknas, you psycho! That na sounds all kinds of wrong!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Speaking of dumb nicknas, no one’s worse than you... Gintoki.
Agakure Village’s Angel: A classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Though to be fair, Anran’s nickna skills aren’t bad either.
"Red-faced Fairy."
Just thinking of that na made Li Mochou’s mouth twitch.
Seriously, how twisted do you have to be to co up with sothing like that?
This is an Actor: You flatter .
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: That was not a complint!
This is an Actor: Oh, really? Then maybe I’ll announce it publicly to your whole martial arts world next ti—like when you’re taking over the country?
Make you shout "Red-faced Fairy" yourself, loud and clear?
Doujin Artist: Pfft! Oh my god!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: If Anran actually did that, poor Mochou-sis would probably just die from embarrassnt right there.
Red-faced Fairy: I was wrong! I *was* complinting you!
Li Mochou was grinding her teeth in anger, but she had no way to fight back.
Even soone as stubborn as her couldn’t do anything against Anran’s twisted tricks.
This is an Actor: Don’t take it so seriously, I was only joking.
Do I look like the kind of person who’d actually do that?
Doujin Artist: Ahem, nope, doesn’t seem like him.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah yeah, there’s no way Anran-san would ever do sothing so evil! That’s just silly!
Curly-haired Guy: Of course—because he *is* the devil.
[Notice: Curly-haired Guy has been muted for 5 minutes]
[Notice: The group owner has deleted a mber’s ssage]
Agakure Village’s Angel: I saw that.
Soul Society’s Bad Guy: too.
Machete Girl: Shouldn’t we just pretend we didn’t see anything? Otherwise, we might get silenced.
Doujin Artist: You already said it out loud! You can’t pretend anymore! You’re done for, Yan Ye-chan! You’re getting eaten today—down to the last bite! Scared yet?
Lin Fengjiao: There are man-eating monsters in here?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ari-chan, if you put it like that, Yan Ye-chan won’t be scared at all! She’ll actually *enjoy* it!
Machete Girl: En-enjoy it...? It’s not that big of a deal, okay...
Doujin Artist: It is kind of a big deal. Kotonoha-chan, you’re falling too fast! At least try to act a little reserved?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ari-chan, you’re one to talk. Weren’t you the one who said you’d happily beco a concubine?
Doujin Artist: No I didn’t! That was for Konan-neesan! It had nothing to do with Anran-san!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Ruiko never said you could be Lord An’s side chick, Ari. That sounds like a confession.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Exactly! Caught yourself red-handed!
Doujin Artist: Aaaaah! You two tead up to trap ?! What happened to sisterhood?!
This is an Actor: You guys are having so much fun chatting... did you forget sothing?
Anran figured it was ti to step in—these girls were seriously getting out of hand.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Doujin Artist: Forget what?
This is an Actor: The new person—did anyone even welco them?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Oh right! We have a newbie! I totally forgot!
Doujin Artist: Crap, I didn’t rember either!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: too. I was just watching you gossip.
Soul Society’s Bad Guy: The new person even asked a question earlier, and y’all just buried it with ssages. Real nice.
Agakure Village’s Angel: @Lin Fengjiao, still there? Welco!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Lin Fengjiao? Is that a real na?
Doujin Artist: Using your real na as your userna? That’s a first in this group. But honestly, it does sound kinda pretty.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, "Fengjiao" does have a nice ring to it.
Nice ring to it?
Anran’s mouth twitched. If he was right, this newbie was definitely not so sweet girl. In fact, not only not a girl—probably a stiff-faced middle-aged man.
But he didn’t say anything. He wanted to see how the new guy would play along.
Lin Fengjiao: Thank you, everyone. I’m Lin Jiu.
Machete Girl: Lin Jiu? Wasn’t it Lin Fengjiao?
Lin Fengjiao: That was my common na, which I haven’t used for years. Please just call Lin Jiu. Thank you, everyone.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Common na? Are you a monk or sothing?
Lin Fengjiao: That’s right. I’m the 43rd-generation successor of the Maoshan sect.
Doujin Artist: Maoshan? What the heck is that?
Soul Society’s Bad Guy: Probably sothing like the martial arts sects in Mochou’s world?
Lin Fengjiao: You could call it a sect, but it’s not a martial arts one. Maoshan is a branch of Taoism — specifically, from the Shangqing school. Our job is to catch ghosts and demons to help the common people.
Agakure Village’s Angel: Catching ghosts and exorcising monsters? Like an onmyoji or sothing? I thought Mochou was Taoist too. Why doesn’t she know these kinds of skills?
This is an Actor: Because Mochou is just a fake Taoist.
Doujin Artist: Oh, so this one’s the real deal? Bet this "real Taoist" is just as pretty as Mochou too, huh?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Nice! We’ve got another sister joining us!
Lin Fengjiao: Actually, I’m a man.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ?
Doujin Artist: ?
Agakure Village’s Angel: ?
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