Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, I’m jealous!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Ten thousand points, a full ten thousand! You’d have to post five thousand tis in the group chat! Even with daily check-ins, it would take a hundred tis!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: The daily check-in doesn’t give 100 points every ti, right?
Doujin Artist: That depends on your luck. If you’re unlucky, you might have to check in more than five thousand tis.
Machete Girl: Eriri is hinting at sothing. Who are you talking about?
Shark-Faced Guy: Isn’t Gin the one who gets the least points every ti?
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, even I get forty or fifty points sotis!
Doujin Artist: But that’s only sotis. Most of the ti you get single digits. You’re so unlucky.
Curly-haired Guy: You’re the unlucky one! Your whole family is unlucky!
Doujin Artist: That’s a sha. My dad is pure English.
Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! Just because your dad is English doesn’t an you are! What’s so great about being mixed race? I hope you get "Thank you for playing" next ti you open a gift!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, Gin is really angry! Saying such an things!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: "Thank you for playing"... If I got that, I wouldn’t be able to sleep for days.
Soul Society’s Villain: Only Gin can handle that reward.
Curly-haired Guy: No way! Even I can’t handle it! Flower Lady, don’t say nonsense!
Doujin Artist: Hahaha, but you’re the only one in this group who’s ever gotten that top prize! It’s definitely the highest possible reward!
Curly-haired Guy: Top reward my butt!
[ssage: This is an Actor has closed the live stream. 11 viewers. Stream lasted 10 minutes. Strear earned a total of 110 points.]
Agakure Village’s Angel: Thank you, Flower Lady, for giving the points.
Soul Society’s Villain: You’re my student, after all. It’s only right for a master to let their student have it.
Agakure Village’s Angel: Hehe, Teacher Flower is the best!
Soul Society’s Villain: Let’s go, we should head back. Yachiru will be worried if we’re out too long.
Agakure Village’s Angel: Do we have to go back? Can I...?
Soul Society’s Villain: No.
Snap.
A portal opened, and Unohana Retsu didn’t even greet the Kurosaki family she had saved. She decisively pulled Konan into the portal.
Doujin Artist: Flower Lady is such a good person, giving away ten thousand points like that. Thinking about it, all the hardships Konan went through were worth it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: That’s true. The training was tough, but getting ten thousand points makes it worthwhile. Gin and Rat only got a thousand points for doing that kind of thing.
Lin Fengjiao: What kind of thing?
Machete Girl: Group tasks. Not world tasks, daily group tasks. These tasks are really weird, like dancing the hula naked.
Curly-haired Guy: Kotonoha, you shouldn’t have said that. Wouldn’t it be better for Uncle Nine to experience it himself?
This is an Actor: Trying to trick people again, as expected.
Curly-haired Guy: How is that tricking people? I’m doing it for Uncle Nine, so he can better fit into our big family!
Doujin Artist: Translation: you just want to trick people. Don’t be so an, okay? Get so good luck. You don’t want to be unlucky forever, do you?
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, how dare you say that! I was the first one to do those stupid group tasks. Are you saying I don’t have good luck? Stop blaming !
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, Gin is really getting worked up.
Machete Girl: It seems like "Thank you for playing" really affected him.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It’s like a shadow, a psychological shadow that will last a lifeti.
Agakure Village’s Angel: Don’t be sad, Gin. At least you don’t get "Thank you for playing" every ti. You still get other rewards.
Shark-Faced Guy: Bear underwear?
Doujin Artist: Ouch, hahaha! That hurts, my friend! It’s true, but it still hurts!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I can’t bear it anymore. Even I feel sorry for Gin! Though it’s just a surface-level kind of sympathy, and it only lasted two seconds.
Curly-haired Guy: You guys are...
Bang.
Sakata Gintoki, unable to take the mockery, kicked the trash can next to him.
The entire trash can flew up into the air, scattering garbage everywhere, and then crashed onto the head of a uniford person walking by with a "thud".
Splat.
The uniford person’s head imdiately spurted blood. But he acted like he didn’t even notice, casually smoking a cigarette.
Sakata Gintoki stood there stunned, his lips twitching, and said, "No, it can’t be that much of a coincidence, right?"
He recognized the person, Hijikata Toushirou, the vice-commander of the Shinsengumi.
Doujin Artist: He’s angry, he’s angry! He’s so mad, he’s cursing!
Wig Guy: Gin, calm down. Getting angry won’t solve anything, it’ll only get you into more trouble.
Curly-haired Guy: Shut your damn crow mouth, I’m already in trouble.
Agakure Village’s Angel: ?
Curly-haired Guy: To be honest, I’m in the Shinsengumi jail. Wig, go get ten thousand yen to bail out.
Lin Fengjiao: Jail?
Doujin Artist: Tsk, here he goes again, playing the victim. Don’t worry, we’re too lazy to tease you anymore.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, we wouldn’t be that an.
Curly-haired Guy: Who’s playing the victim? I’m really in jail, okay! (Picture) You girls got into this ss, and you’re saying I’m being an?
Machete Girl: ...
Agakure Village’s Angel: That photo, it looks like you really are in jail? What happened?
Curly-haired Guy: I kicked over a trash can and broke the vice-commander’s head.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Haha.
Doujin Artist: Whoa, you really are on bad terms with the Shinsengumi. You beat up their commander before, and now you got the vice-commander?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I want to laugh, but I feel like I shouldn’t. But I can’t help it. Honestly, I’m conflicted.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: How do I put it? It feels like it was ant to be?
Curly-haired Guy: ant to be my butt! Who’s destined to be with that dead fish eye! Wig, are you listening to ? Ten thousand yen, get it fast!
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