Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hey? I just looked, and this random travel thing doesn't seem to have any instructions or a guide?
This is an Actor: Oh. I just saw that too. That's kind of interesting.
Doujin Artist: ??? Seriously? You just saw it?
This is an Actor: What's so strange about that?
Doujin Artist: Strange, very strange!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: It is quite strange.
Machete Girl: We always thought Anzen knew everything about everything. But you suddenly saying you just saw it surprises us.
This is an Actor: Co on, I'm not really all-knowing.
Agakure Village's Angel: No way, my darling is all-knowing! He's my Superman!
Lazy Kitten: Ugh! That gave goosebumps! Even though I'm a cat now, I still got goosebumps!
Doujin Artist: Thanks for the invite, I'm full of love food.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Where did Sister Konan learn these trendy words? She's nothing like the Sister Konan from the original story!
Agakure Village's Angel: I learned them from TV shows in the real world. Isn't it good that I don't look like the original? That ans I have my own independent personality now.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: I don't think it's bad, it just feels a bit different. But Konan isn't the only one like that, we're all like that, right? We're all real people separate from the original story!
Doujin Artist: Honestly, Mochou has probably changed the most.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Strictly speaking, I haven't changed. I've been changed. Changed in my thinking, it's like starting over.
Lazy Kitten: Haha, starting over, nice. But before I joined the group, I never thought Anzen would spread Chairman Mao's ideas in the group. That's really surprising, and I know even less about Chairman Mao than you ani characters!
This is an Actor: That's because you didn't used to be around these things.
Lazy Kitten: That's true. Before I traveled here, I was working all the ti, just watching ani, I didn't have ti to study this. After traveling here, it's even weirder, I beca a cat!
Machete Girl: Actually, turning into a cat is okay, at least you didn't turn into sothing really weird. I rember reading a comic where the main character turned into a crab.
Lazy Kitten: A crab? I know soone turned into a spider, but a crab?
Machete Girl: Yes, she turned into a crab, a kind of spider crab. In the end, the guy in the comic picked her up and put her in a fish tank.
Doujin Artist: Tsk, tsk, tsk, I've seen too many of these corny stories. Does the guy fall in love with the main character in the fish tank for so reason, and then the main character turns back into a person sohow?
Machete Girl: No, in the end, the guy and his girlfriend ate her.
Doujin Artist: ?
Wig Guy: ?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What kind of weird story is that? What was the main character's role in that comic? Just to be food?
Machete Girl: I don't know, I thought it was weird too.
Lazy Kitten: By the way, where's Gin? Did he travel successfully? I'm getting impatient.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Gin-san, did he also turn into a crab and get eaten?
Lin Fengjiao: Miss Ruiko, are you telling a scary joke?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: But he hasn't shown up yet. Mr. Wig, are you with Gin-san?
Wig Guy: I'm at work, he's at the Odd Jobs place. But I don't think Gintoki would get eaten even if he turned into a crab. Nobody would want to eat a slly crab like him.
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, who are you calling slly? I just went to eat, and I co back and you're calling slly?
Doujin Artist: What do you an going to eat! We're all waiting to see how it went, and you went to eat? How can you be okay with letting the rest of us hang like this?
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: I'm sorry, definitely sorry! This guy is a jerk, he has to be punished in the worst way! Like, use his balls to smash a durian!
Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, are you a demon?
Forget actually doing it, Sakata Gintoki felt a ball-ache just thinking about it. Is that a punishnt a person could co up with?
Doujin Artist: Good! I support that punishnt!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Agreed.
Lazy Kitten: Second that, and I suggest a live broadcast of the whole thing.
Curly-haired Guy: You guys are...
Soul Society's Villain: No live broadcast, I don't want to see that. But what's going on with Gin, didn't he try that random travel thing?
Curly-haired Guy: I tried, but I can't do this. [The system has found that you can't do that because you have not finished the world's mission.]
Doujin Artist: Damn, do you have to finish the world mission first?
Machete Girl: That's kind of a bumr, not many people in our group can try this.
Agakure Village's Angel: Anzen and I have to help Ms. Flower change the Soul Society, so we can't try it for now.
This is an Actor: You can just leave this kind of thing here, since you already have experience.
Agakure Village's Angel: No, I'm afraid I'll miss sothing at work! And we haven't even had a date since we beca a couple! Sisters, do you think that's okay?
Doujin Artist: Cough, I get it! Work is second!
Machete Girl: It's mainly for the date, to get closer. It's kind of sour, but I understand.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Sigh. I can't get away for now either, the reform of Academy City is in deep water.
Agakure Village's Angel: So, the organization has decided that Comrade Kisa will be our pioneer and scout.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Yes, I think Comrade Kisa is very suitable.
Doujin Artist: Yes. Anyway, Comrade Kisa doesn't have a girlfriend, and he doesn't need to deal with any events or docunts.
Shark-Faced Guy: But I don't want to go running around. I just want to rest for a while and improve my strength.
Agakure Village's Angel: No, you want to.
Curly-haired Guy: This is the organization's decision, Comrade Kisa! Are you going to disobey?
Machete Girl: Think about it, Comrade Kisa. You can improve your strength even if you go to another world, right? Not only that, but you might even find a girlfriend!
Shark-Faced Guy: I don't want a girlfriend!
Doujin Artist: You don't want a girlfriend, you can get a boyfriend, you have to believe in yourself! It's just a simple button, click it and play for a year! What are you waiting for? Start acting!
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