Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Random travel? Anzen-san is doing random travel too, huh?
This is an Actor: Yeah, it sounds fun.
Doujin Artist: Fun? I always feel like you cause big trouble in other people's worlds. Why not skip ssing up more worlds? If you're bored in Soul Society, co hang out in my world.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Whoa, Eriri-chan, getting spring fever?
Curly-haired Guy: Need we ask? It's bound to happen! Our Eriri-chan is at that age now. Totally normal.
Doujin Artist: Nonsense! I'm just worried he'll ss up other worlds! Think about his power level. Go to any world and whatever he does will shake it up big ti.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Fair point, but why your world specifically?
Doujin Artist: I, I have ti! I can keep an eye on him and stop him from causing chaos!
Machete Girl: Eriri-chan, that's a weak excuse. By that logic, I can watch Anzen-san too.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ? But Kotonoha-chan, don't you have to investigate the source event?
Machete Girl: Won't get results anyti soon. I've checked all the major urban legend spots these past months. Most are fake. A few have real ghosts, but just low-level stuff.
Doujin Artist: Even so, you have goals to chase. Can't burden you too much. I'm the one with free ti.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Dropping the beast cleanup jobs?
Doujin Artist: My team is running smooth now. I can leave for a bit, no issue.
Eriri is clearly full of it. Her whole team depends on her. If she leaves long-term, Kasumigaoka and Kato gumi can't hold it together.
End result: the team falls apart completely, everyone splits off.
But Eriri's plan is to drag Anzen to her world first. Once he's there, handle details later.
With Anzen's style, he won't let her team break up. Then they team up, beco a heroic couple saving the world. Perfect, right?
Maybe take it even further...
Eriri's scheming hard, but the other group mbers aren't letting her win.
Machete Girl: No issue if I skip investigating now. New York's already a ss! Can't get much worse.
Doujin Artist: Kotonoha-chan, don't say that! People are hoping for normal life back. You gotta push!
Machete Girl: Eriri-chan's world needs it more. Spiritual revival must hurt millions bad. Free them from the ss quick, no more delays.
Soul Society's Villain: You two, first ti caring this much about each other's worlds?
Lin Fengjiao: Feels like you ladies have hidden motives.
Curly-haired Guy: No kidding, it's obvious! Impressive, you won! Pulling every trick to get President to your worlds. But Gin-san declares: give up!
Machete Girl: What?
Doujin Artist: What the hell are you on about?
Curly-haired Guy: President is our President. Yoshiwara is ho! People gotta go ho eventually! Your worlds are just pit stops, no real warmth!
Shark-Faced Guy: As expected, Gin jumped in.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Normal for him. Always stirs up chaos.
Agakure Village's Angel: Gin, missed what you said. Where's Anzen-san's ho? (emoji: smile)
Curly-haired Guy: Cough, our Yoshiwara... and Konan-chan's place! Anyway, Yoshiwara's his second ho at least. Undeniable!
Doujin Artist: Pfft, you spineless rat.
Machete Girl: Yeah, dare say that to big sis Konan!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Makes sense. In the palace, head eunuchs bully new girls but never cross the empress. Or they'd get cut again.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahaha, cut again is gold!
Machete Girl: Support cutting again. Gin's cut wasn't deep enough!
Curly-haired Guy: Enough already! I'm no eunuch!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Buddy, I'll take your word. But proof needed. Co here, I'll check personally.
Curly-haired Guy: Check your sister, drop dead!
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: How about Anzen-san cos here? Got everything, even humans built you a divine kingdom. [Picture]
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh, fuck! Damn headlights blinded my eyes! Compensate , free stay in your kingdom!
Doujin Artist: Shaless! Rati-san, never thought you'd be such a sleazy gorilla! Using a honey trap?
Machete Girl: Anzen-san, don't fall for it. This gorilla wants to corrupt you! And I got that level too!
Doujin Artist: ? Kotonoha-chan, not your thing, right?
Lazy Kitten: Hahaha, she's mad, mad! Eriri-chan lost it! You guys don't play fair!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Lol, Eriri-chan has no such assets.
Doujin Artist: Shut up! Not about assets, it's bad vibes! Anzen-san, as group leader, you won't support bad vibes, right?
This is an Actor: Yeah, true.
Doujin Artist: So your choice? Tell us!
This is an Actor: Choice? Hold on, checking this new world first. Cool, looks like 1990s England. [Picture]
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