The photo Unohana Retsu sent showed a middle-aged man looking a bit weathered.
His hands were tied behind his back with Bakudo, and his white hair stuck out like a hedgehog’s quills. The forehead protector on his head had a clear "Oil" character carved into it.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: J-Jiraiya?
Doujin Artist: It really is Jiraiya! That’s sothing!
Machete Girl: Was this guy spying for Konoha in Agakure Village by investigating the Akatsuki’s intel? Did the original plot get moved up?
Everyone in the chat imdiately recognized the spy’s identity. It was Jiraiya, one of Konoha’s Sannin.
Lazy Kitten: No wonder they needed Sister Konan to handle this personally. This is a tricky one, after all. He’s their teacher...
Agakure Village’s Angel: He’s the teacher of this world’s Konan, not mine. Even though this world’s Konan is also , my teacher is still Jiraiya from my world’s Naruto.
Curly-haired Guy: Hey, hey, this is getting a bit like nesting dolls.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: This Jiraiya guy is really unlucky to have run into Sister Hana.
Lin Fengjiao: Yeah, he’s definitely unlucky in that regard.
If he hadn’t encountered Unohana Retsu, Jiraiya’s strength would have made it impossible for him to be captured so easily.
After all, Pain isn’t covering the entire village with the Rain Tiger at Will Technique anymore. The security forces of Agakure Village alone would have a hard ti stopping soone like Jiraiya.
But as fate would have it, this Toad Sage bumped into Unohana Retsu as she was leaving the teahouse. They barely saw each other, and no real fight happened. Jiraiya was captured in an instant.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: What does Sister Konan plan to do? Is she really going to kill him?
Wig Guy: Normally speaking, he’s a spy, so he deserves to die. That’s undeniable in any world. If you sneak into another country alone to gather intel, you have to be prepared to die.
Pretty Boy from Skull Island: That’s how it is normally. But from a personal perspective, it’s a bit of a sha if he dies.
Machete Girl: But letting him go isn’t really an option either. Won’t the secrets of Agakure Village be exposed?
Agakure Village’s Angel: Letting him go is definitely out of the question, and killing him doesn’t feel right either. How about we put him to work, then?
Lazy Kitten: Pfft! Forced labor? Is that what I think it is? Shaved head, wearing prison clothes, working in the fields?
Agakure Village’s Angel: Yes, forced labor is very suitable for him. My dear, what do you think?
This is an Actor: If you think it’s suitable, then it is.
Jellal actually thought Jiraiya would be more suited for re-education. That’s because he’s soone who would listen to reason. If they found the right approach, and he understood that only when the people are in charge can war truly be eliminated, he could likely be won over.
However, as her boyfriend, he certainly wouldn’t object to his girlfriend’s harmless little prank. Besides, while forced labor isn’t as gentle as re-education, it’s not entirely without its rits.
Given that, why not?
Agakure Village’s Angel: Then it’s decided. Kisa, you’ll co help shave his head later.
Shark-Faced Guy: ...I don’t know how to cut hair. Kakuzu is more suited for it. He actually enjoys giving people haircuts.
Agakure Village’s Angel: Kakuzu isn’t one of us. We can’t let Jiraiya’s presence here be known to Pain. So this has to be you, Kisa.
Curly-haired Guy: Kisa doesn’t want to say anything and has fallen silent.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha! Clearly, Kisa isn’t thrilled about shaving heads!
Machete Girl: Kisa, look on the bright side! Everything has a first ti. Maybe you’ll end up loving this profession! If you don’t try, you’ll never know if you’re compatible with it!
Shark-Faced Guy: Hey, who the heck is compatible with cutting hair!
Hoshigaki Kisa twitched his mouth, his expression contorted. He was starting to regret coming to this new world. It was one thing to help with Agakure Village’s construction every day, but now he couldn’t even find anyone to fight. And now he had to retrain as a barber? What kind of suffering is this?
Lazy Kitten: Holy crap, he’s complaining! Kisa is actually complaining! That’s super rare, dude!
Doujin Artist: Indeed, this is even rarer than seeing Anzen complaining! In my mory, Kisa has always been the type to silently endure hardship!
Lin Fengjiao: A donkey?
Soul Society’s Villain: Even though he’s complaining, he’s still obediently coming to be a barber. [Image]
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft! Hahahaha! These two, their expressions are priceless! They look exactly the sa, dude! Both the person shaving and the person being shaved have the sa expression!
Doujin Artist: Pain, twisted, and sorrowful. This is truly a world-famous painting!
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Damn it, seeing this makes even your uncle want to shave soone’s head! But that dog Tony here refuses to cooperate, saying, "My head can be chopped off, but my hairstyle must not be ssed with!" With that ugly face, no matter what hairstyle he gets, he’ll still be ugly! He’ll never be as handso as your uncle, doesn’t he have any self-awareness?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Deadpool, you’re going too far. I think the one with the least self-awareness should be you.
Machete Girl: Not only no self-awareness, but also no A-level or C-level.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck, are Tony and I considered handso guys in your eyes? Impossible, that’s absolutely impossible! Your uncle won’t admit it, never!
Doujin Artist: You still don’t get it, Deadpool. We’re not talking about whether Tony is handso, but about whether you’re ugly. Tony’s looks are probably pretty ordinary, while you’re so ugly that...
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Should that word be "horribly hideous"?
Doujin Artist: Congratulations, Ruiko-chan, for learning to answer! In comparison, Tony’s handsoness clearly surpasses yours by dozens of tis. You are the truly ugly one.
Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Bullshit, bullshit! This isn’t true, you’re all jealous of ! Jealous of , this handso youth who’s incredibly good-looking, right? It’s no use, this kind of verbal attack won’t make lose confidence, absolutely not!
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Barf!
Doujin Artist: I’m actually throwing up! Your narcissism has completely broken through the sky!
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