Curly-haired Guy: Huh? Wait, what? Kni—Knife what?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Machete Girl, yep.
Doujin Artist: Why?! Why is there really a Machete Girl joining the group?! Are you guys trolling on purpose?!
Shark-Faced Guy: I think it's mostly your fault for jinxing it, Gin-san.
Curly-haired Guy: Shut up, you damn shark sashimi! I don't know anything! Gin-san is totally innocent!
Agakure Village's Angel: Enough bickering. Right now, let's just welco the new mber.
Doujin Artist: How are we supposed to welco soone with a na like that?! It already makes feel sick just looking at it. All I can think of is that jerk Makoto, and now I feel like throwing up.
Curly-haired Guy: C-Calm down! Don't just assu the worst, Ari-chan. Maybe this new person isn't even from Makoto's world.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, right? There are so many worlds in the multiverse. It can't be that unlucky, right?
Machete Girl: Hello everyone, I'm the new mber, Kotonoha Katsura. Nice to et you all.
Sakakino Academy.
Kotonoha Katsura, with her long, straight black hair, sat in the classroom staring at the glowing screen in front of her. Her face showed surprise and wonder.
A group chat that connects different universes? And now she was part of it?
Kotonoha stared blankly, unable to fully grasp what was happening. It felt like a dream.
This is like sothing out of a miracle! Could miracles really exist in this world? If they do, maybe... just maybe... she could finally make so real friends.
Kotonoha had always thought of herself as unlucky.
Even though she ca from a well-off family, her quiet and shy nature ant she'd never had a real friend growing up. On top of that, she had a deep fear of n.
She couldn't be in a small space with a guy, and she couldn't stand being touched by one. Even sothing simple like a handshake would make her ntally break down.
This made her even more closed off socially, and her classmates started calling her "the weird girl" behind her back. It even led to bullying.
Kotonoha had slowly lost hope in school life. But now, this group chat felt like a ray of light breaking into her world.
She stared at the chat window, full of hope. But then—
Curly-haired Guy: ?
Doujin Artist: ??
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: ???
What appeared in Kotonoha Katsura's chat window was a series of question marks from the other group mbers. She got a little flustered and quickly ssaged back: Um, did I say sothing wrong?
Doujin Artist: Kotonoha Katsura, from Sakakino Academy?
Machete Girl: Senpai, you know ?
Curly-haired Guy: It really is her! No way, you're kidding, right? What are the chances of this happening? This is rarer than winning the lottery! Ugh, I guess I should go buy a lottery ticket today.
Doujin Artist: It's your fault for jinxing it. You're taking the bla this ti!
Curly-haired Guy: Not happening. Gintoki's not Shimura Danzo, okay? Even if I was, Danzo wouldn't take the bla for sothing that ca out of nowhere.
Machete Girl: ?
Kotonoha was completely lost. She was starting to wonder if these upperclassn were all a bit strange.
This is an Actor: Ignore them. Has anything weird happened on your side?
Machete Girl: Huh?
Kotonoha was even more confused now. What were these people talking about? Wait... is this guy the group admin?
She noticed the group owner tag next to Aizen's na and suddenly felt a bit nervous. Anyone who could make a chat group like this must be pretty amazing.
This is an Actor: Ah, it's fine. According to group rules, why don't you introduce yourself first?
Machete Girl: O-okay. My na is Kotonoha Katsura, female, 15 years old, currently attending Sakugawa Middle School. I'm a first-year in Class 4 at Sakakino Academy. My dad is Katsura Rai Sei, a senior manager at Entou Corp; my mom is Katsura Manami, who works in food marketing and managent. I also have a ten-year-old little sister nad Kokoro.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Wow, that's super detailed. She even gave info about her family! (emoji: facepalm)
Machete Girl: Huh? I wasn't supposed to include that?
Agakure Village's Angel: Nope, just introducing yourself is enough.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: She's really serious.
Doujin Artist: That's not serious—that's just naive. Too naive, actually. That's why she got fooled by that scumbag.
Eririri still couldn't get over the story in *School Days*, and it made her feel frustrated with Kotonoha too.
Machete Girl: Fooled by a scumbag? Are you talking about ?
This is an Actor: You probably have enough points now. Just go check the mory list and look at the *School Days* storyline—then you'll understand.
Machete Girl: The mory list? Thank you, Group Leader.
Kotonoha opened the function nu and quickly found the mory list interface.
Doujin Artist: I hope this doesn't make you depressed.
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: By the way, Miss Katsura hasn't started dating that Makoto guy yet, right?
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Can't say for sure.
This is an Actor: Probably not. If she had, her answer earlier wouldn't have been like that.
Shark-Faced Guy: Got the info he wanted without anyone noticing... Aizen really is sothing else.
Doujin Artist: Kisa! Did you forget what we agreed on?
[Note: Shark-Faced Guy has deleted a ssage]
Shark-Faced Guy: Ah, sorry.
Kisa finally rembered that they had agreed not to expose Aizen's identity in front of new mbers.
Scarlet Lotus Fairy: She probably didn't see it, right?
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Probably not? And even if she did, I think Miss Katsura would be fine.
Doujin Artist: Don't forget what Anzen-san said—never underestimate anyone! So people may look like sweet, innocent girls on the outside, but deep down, they might be the queen of a whole harem.
This is an Actor: Like Rui?
Doujin Artist: Hahaha!
Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Y-you guys...
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