That night, Ye Yuchen stayed with Wen Nansheng, but in her mind, she kept thinking about that question Wen Nansheng left before leaving.
When the Cowherd and Weaver Girl et on the Magpie Bridge, what is the first thing the Weaver Girl says to the Cowherd?
Wen Nansheng, that guy, how could he co up with such a twisted question?
But the more she thought about it, the more she realized how truly difficult this question was to answer!
Ye Yuchen thought long and hard and ca up with a few lines.
——I miss you so much?
Doesn’t seem emotional enough.
——How has your year been?
Seems a bit off-topic.
——I’ve missed you to death!
Why does this suddenly sound like Feng Gong’s iconic line from the Spring Festival Gala?
Isn’t there anything more original to say?
Ye Yuchen couldn’t sleep, took out her phone to search, and then the replies from netizens caught her eye.
——Have you eaten?
Uh... this answer reminded her of the greetings between neighborhood folks in the 80s and 90s. This is way too outdated!
If you’re going to ask, it should be "Are you hungry?" Yes, that’s it.
However, the mont she thought of the word "hungry," Ye Yuchen imdiately thought of Wen Nansheng, and... that sudden kiss.
She quickly shook her head to dispel Wen Nansheng’s image from her mind.
Moving on to the second one.
——Aunt Flo ca today, not convenient.
Pfft... Ye Yuchen almost burst out laughing.
Oh my gosh, is there really such a bizarre answer? It’s absolutely genius!
Moving on.
——You rascal, what are you waiting for? Aren’t you going to let see your biceps? Eww... why are you so fat? Get lost, don’t co up next year.
Ye Yuchen couldn’t help but laugh.
Is this the Weaver Girl, or a flirtatious tigress?
Continuing.
——Let’s reschedule, it’s too hot today.
Uh, does it have spring, sumr, autumn, and winter up there too? And are these two on a date? They’ve waited a whole year, and you tell them to reschedule... that’s just too heartless!
Continuing on.
——Hurry up, or we’ll be roasted at soon.
Uh, why do I get a sense of glorious sacrifice?
Moving on.
——Weaver Girl: Did you bring bird food?
——Cowherd: Forgot...
Then, all the magpies flew away, and the two of them fell to their deaths.
Ye Yuchen was utterly amused.
Continuing on.
——Weaver Girl: Your magpie.
——Cowherd: No, your magpie.
Ye Yuchen: Oh my gosh, this is a live demonstration of using ad phrases!
Next reply.
——Cowherd: "You don’t know how much I..."
——Weaver Girl: "Shh, let’s talk later!"
Ye Yuchen’s eyes widened; she just felt thunderstruck!
Darn, what kind of imagination do these people have?
You know, ever since Wen Nansheng said that actually the Queen Mother is biased towards the Weaver Girl, seeing each other every day instead of just once, Ye Yuchen truly felt that this originally beautiful love story was instantly ruined.
Darn, it’s just childhood destruction!
Wen Nansheng is truly too hateful!
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