Yunqing saw that Tong Xi remained silent and her expression seed a bit solemn, so he turned around, went out, and got a pot of fragrant vinegar from the landlady. Then he took a small bowl and poured so vinegar into it.
"Here you go, this is for you!"
Slling the sour scent and then seeing the vinegar Yunqing placed in front of her, Tong Xi frowned.
"Why are you giving this?"
Yunqing smiled broadly, "Aren’t you feeling jealous? Now that I’ve brought it to you, you don’t want to taste it anymore?"
Looking at his smug face, the affection that had just risen in Tong Xi’s heart instantly turned into fiery anger.
This jerk!
"I don’t want it, if you like it so much, you have it!"
As she spoke, Tong Xi pushed the bowl of vinegar towards Yunqing.
Yunqing pushed it back with a laugh, "Wife, listen to , vinegar is a great thing. It relieves fatigue, aids digestion, protects the liver and kidneys, promotes blood circulation, prevents aging, and nourishes the skin!"
Tong Xi gave him a disdainful look.
"Are you saying that I’m old?"
Yunqing was taken aback and quickly responded: "Not old, not old at all, my wife is the epito of beauty, sinking fish and falling geese, lovely as flowers and jade, shy as a closed moon, pure as ice and as beautiful as jade, captivating everyone with just a smile!"
With a "Pfft," Jin Zelin couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
"Oh man," Jin Zelin sighed, "only now do I realize, Yunqing, you’re really whipped for your wife, just look at how smooth your flattery is!"
Yunqing gave him a disdainful glance, "Cut it out, you’re just sour because you can’t have grapes! Those without a wife can only feel envious, jealous, and hateful towards soone like who has a lovely wife!"
Saying so, Yunqing leaned close to Tong Xi with a beaming smile, "Isn’t that right, wife? He’s just envious and jealous of !"
Tong Xi: "..."
This guy is always trying to stick gold on his face.
Jin Zelin snorted, "Jealous of you? Co off it, just look at how eagerly you brought that vinegar over to Tong Xi. What’s the matter, could it be that you’re the one who is actually jealous and projecting it onto soone else?"
Yunqing smiled mysteriously, "Actually, vinegar really is a wonderful thing. Many people from Shanxi like to dip their hotpot food in vinegar instead of sesa sauce!"
Jin Zelin chuckled, "I’d rather dip it in soy sauce!"
Yunqing smiled, "Oh, you like soy sauce, huh? Speaking of soy sauce and vinegar, I suddenly rember so jokes!"
Tong Xi covered her face: "..."
Here we go again!
In Yunqing’s belly, there seed to be so much junk, and many of them were tinted! Really...
However, everyone was enjoying their al at the table, so when they heard he was about to tell a joke, they all beca interested in an instant.
Tong Xi thought to herself, sure, there’s not just one woman at this table, there’s An Xiaoyu as well, so this numbskull probably won’t tell any particularly outrageous jokes, right!
Just watch as Yunqing casually glanced at Jin Zelin and said, "One day, vinegar and soy sauce got into a fight, attracting many onlookers. Vinegar proudly proclaid: ’Haha, they are here to help !’ Soy sauce asked: ’How do you know?’ Vinegar replied: ’Because they’ve all co to ’soy’ things up!’"
This joke... um, seems a bit cold.
The crowd fell silent, staring at the two of them, suddenly feeling that sparks were flying between them again.
Yunqing continued: "Once upon a ti, the Jade Emperor wanted to woo Chang’e, but he kept failing. Later, he found out that Marshal of the Heavenly Canopy and Chang’e were very intimate. So, the Jade Emperor beca jealous, and in a rage, he cast the Marshal down to the mortal world to be reborn as an animal. Even though the Marshal could still transform into a human and was called ’Second Brother,’ in the end, he was still sothing of a... ah!"
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