93: 94, 27 years old, really…
that old?
93: 94, 27 years old, really…
that old?
In love?
An Xiaoyu was dumbfounded.
Previously, Shen Yufeng had stubbornly insisted on marrying her, and now he’s talking about dating her.
What kind of play is he orchestrating this ti?
Yet, Shen Yufeng took the matter very seriously.
With one hand wrapped around An Xiaoyu’s shoulder, drawing her into his embrace, he used his other hand to take out his cellphone and began to search online for a few keywords—”steps to dating”.
Soon, the screen filled with dense text:
Statistics show that from 1980 to 2014, there were over 30 million more males born in our country than females.
Without a doubt, these surplus males will end up lonely bachelors.
How can one stand out among hundreds of millions of people and not beco part of that surplus 30 million?
We proudly present the “Love Bible”, guaranteeing you can win over the goddess of your heart.
The first move—A Surprise from the Heavens
On a sunny day, the woman you adore is brought by her best friend to a garden brimming with roses.
Suddenly music begins to play, and you, strapped with N heavy helium balloons, stand atop a building, holding a wireless microphone, and singing Jacky Cheung’s “Love You More Each Day”, slowly descending from the sky.
Following that, a gigantic “I Love You” poster unfurls down the building, and in the air, countless pieces of colorful confetti fall like petals scattered by fairies, while bubbles of myriad colors float around, creating a scene akin to a fairy tale world.
After you land, on the ground there is a large flaming heart-shaped ring, with a pure white piano at the center.
You approach the piano, play a passionate piano piece, “Dream Wedding”, to her, and then, with that deeply affectionate gaze, you look at her and softly ask: “Baby, will you marry ?”
Getting to this part, Shen Yufeng suddenly tilted his head, smiled, and asked, “What do you think…
Is this a good idea?”
An Xiaoyu shuddered.
“How many helium balloons would you need to carry to ensure you don’t fall to your death?
Whoever wrote this bible must be either an idiot or a lunatic!”
Shen Yufeng laughed heartily.
“Hmm, you make a good point.”
An Xiaoyu gave him a glare.
“I really don’t understand how soone like you would resort to such nonsense on the internet.
Have you never been in a relationship before?”
Shen Yufeng lowered his gaze to her, pondered very seriously, and said, “Actually, I’ve never been in love before…
You are the first one!”
An Xiaoyu’s face flushed with heat, but she wasn’t about to let him off easily.
“Tch, such an old man and still never been in love.
You’re trying to fool a ghost by burning newspapers at a grave!”
Having said that, An Xiaoyu pretended to get up, trying to leave his embrace, but Shen Yufeng grabbed her shoulder and pinned her down beneath him, imprisoning her firmly in his arms.
An Xiaoyu slightly tilted her head back, calmly eting his gaze.
Their eyes entangled as if still waters run deep, but beneath the surface were raging undercurrents.
An Xiaoyu felt her heartbeat accelerate and her defenses crumble.
“I didn’t lie to you!
Before, I’ve really never been in a relationship!”
Shen Yufeng’s gaze was deep and unfathomable.
An Xiaoyu felt sowhat guilty; she wanted to look away, but Shen Yufeng dropped his phone, raised his hand to hook her chin, preventing her escape.
“Also, is 27 years old…
really that old?”
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