Fang Yui looked in disbelief at Zhang Bin, who used to hate Zuzi the most, kneeling in public to ask for forgiveness and even bringing a toilet to fulfill the bet.
"Zhang Bin, are you crazy?" Her voice trembled.
Zhang Bin gave her a aningful look: "Teacher Fang, I’m a ready example right here. I advise you to reflect on your teaching principles, and not to be arrogant, treating students like they’re not humans. This feces, though dirty, is cleaner than so people’s mouths."
With that, he opened the lid of the bucket.
A dense aroma imdiately wafted out, and everyone who looked inside could clearly see...the white and yellow mixture.
Just as Zhang Bin was resolutely about to fulfill his promise.
Zuzi, who had been standing quietly all along, slowly parted her lips: "Your regret has reached the Ancestor. Since you’ve already eaten it in the hospital, there’s no need to eat it again."
Zhang Bin was stunned: "Huh? I haven’t eaten it yet."
Zuzi slightly curved her lips, her eyes filled with a gentle smile: "Night Sand, Moon-viewing Sand, Silkworm Sand, White Clove, human excrent, weren’t these five dicines prescribed to you in the hospital?"
Zhang Bin was dumbfounded, flipping out his discharge prescription, and it was true.
In addition to Western surgery, he had been undergoing traditional Chinese dicine treatnt at the hospital and indeed there were these dicines in the Chinese dicine he consud, and he’d have to take them for six more months after being discharged.
But...
What he bet to eat was X.
Not herbal dicine.
Zuzi smiled but said nothing.
Wei Yang, who was honest and curious, quickly googled it, and couldn’t help but read out loud in surprise:
"Night Sand, bat droppings; Moon-viewing Sand, wild rabbit droppings; Silkworm Sand, silkworm droppings; White Clove, sparrow droppings... As for human excrent—"
Everyone: "Stop!"
"Don’t say it, we already know, it’s human whatnot."
No wonder Zuzi said Zhang Bin didn’t need to eat it.
Heinous Zuzi truly didn’t spare Zhang Bin!
Who’d have thought.
Wei Yang shook his head seriously: "It’s not. Human excrent is licorice powder placed inside a bamboo tube and soaked in a human latrine for a certain ti. It’s separated by the bamboo tube, not touching human feces."
Wei Yang couldn’t help but secretly glance at the calm and composed Zuzi.
Miss Zuzi is truly compassionate.
Everyone: "..."
How does Zuzi know so many obscure and strange nas of traditional Chinese dicine!
After being stunned, Zhang Bin and his wife couldn’t help but embrace each other.
"Classmate Zuzi really has... saved us from rebirth!"
She woke him up and punished him lightly but effectively in such a gentle way, she’s simply a girl bodhisattva.
Next to them, Fang Yui, the more she looked, the angrier she got.
"Zhang Bin, you only had an illness, yet your brain turned dumb? She made you eat all kinds of feces, and you’re grateful to her? No wonder you’re only fit to be the head of this trash East Sea Class! You’re trash, your whole class is trash! But don’t think you can drag my intelligence down too... ah!"
She was sneering without restraint.
Suddenly.
The toilet beside Zhang Bin tilted toward her direction!
A whole bucket of dense white and yellow mixture ca flying fiercely, splashing all over Fang Yui.
This turn of events caught everyone by surprise!
But it wasn’t over.
Even though the bucket fell, a crow inexplicably fluttered against the bucket, causing it to bounce like a ping pong ball on the floor, continuing to splash its contents continuously.
Oddly enough, as if it had eyes, everything aid precisely at Fang Yui.
Fang Yui couldn’t help but scream repeatedly: "Ahhhhh!"
She tried to grab the students around her to block, but everyone ran faster than rabbits, only Xi Ruzhu was closest, unfortunately being grabbed to block, also screaming: "Ahhhhh!"
The other students, feeling a bit guilty, quickly reminded them from afar: "Teacher Fang, Zhuzhu, stop, stop shouting..."
Keep shouting, and X will splash into your mouths.
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