Li Xiaolou’s heart skipped a beat, as if his Divine Sense was suddenly pulled back by so force, his suspended feet went soft, and he fell sitting on the floor.
He almost actually jumped off the building!
If it weren’t for the phone’s vibration, he might have really left his mom and sister behind just to end it all.
He grabbed his phone and tapped the screen.
He saw [I am a Little Grass Fish] live stream lit up, and the girl’s goofy yet sweet smile appeared on the screen:
"Hi, fish fans, I’m adding more for you, to celebrate being reported for pink eye jealousy, today we’re going to blast its rankings haha! By the way, where’s the guy who was going to jump off? He promised to watch teach English, guaranteed you won’t want to jump after that."
Li Xiaolou’s nose felt a prick, and with trembling hands, he sent out a comnt.
[The Depressed Student Who Thinks of Jumping Daily]: Teacher Cao Yu, I’m here.
[I am a Little Grass Fish]: Great, great, then let’s begin!
"Do you know what the real secret to learning a language is? Language sense."
"We Empire people, we weren’t born having taken any specialized language class, right? But at three we can speak full logical sentences and basically grasp how to express in Chinese, communicating with others without a problem. But when it cos to English, doesn’t it feel like you’ve spent over ten years learning and got absolutely nowhere?!"
The screen was filled fast with comnts: "Ah ah ah, totally learned for nothing!!!"
Xi Rubao laughed.
Ah, everyone is just like she was before the college entrance exams, and before the immortal sister enlightened her, looking so silly.
Sharing happiness is better than enjoying it alone, she now brimd with the desire to share.
"I’ll tell you the first secret that’s worth a fortune, learning English, just morizing words is useless!"
The first line left the comnts dumbfounded.
What?
Didn’t all the teachers say that the foundation of English is morizing words, without which you can’t move forward?
"You’ve all tried, vowed to morize the word list, and ended up forever stuck on that first page with abandon, right? That word is really unlucky, it’s like telling you that this stupid thod is ant to make people abandon learning."
Xi Rubao’s words made the comnts burst into laughter, hitting everyone’s heart.
"Do you know why you can’t morize words, it’s dull."
"If you asked to morize ten thousand unfamiliar nas, I couldn’t even if I died, right?"
"So, learning English, don’t foolishly morize words, morize texts, because texts have logical connections and can open the gates of mory."
"The first and only secret, morize 100 model essays until you know them inside out, and you’ll find yourself unconsciously becoming an expert."
"I recomnd a textbook called 『Empire Concept English』 with all four volus, morize it, and if you don’t do well in English, co back and find , I’ll apologize live."
No one expected that Teacher Cao Yu’s secret would be so simple and clear.
Everyone pondered it for a while before thoughtfully asking—
[Not Working Hard in Senior 3 ans No Rewards in Year 4]: Teacher Cao Yu, morizing texts is basically to help us rember words better, right?
[Erzhong Scholar Is The Boss]: Damn, morizing all four volus, a ruthless act, how much ti will that take!
[Qianshan is My Wife]: Teacher, I thought you had a kind of magic to instantly improve my English ah ah ah.
Xi Rubao: "..."
Damn, these lazybones are worse than she was back then, it’s really too kind that sis didn’t beat her slacker self to death back then.
She knocked on the table:
"Hey, wanting to improve your English scores in a second, that’s a pipe dream of yours, not magic."
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