Bao Gucheng was not polite either, his lips curled lightly: "She likes peace and quiet, doesn’t like anyone around when sleeping at night. Bai Fei is ho, you sleep in Bai Fei’s room."
Zuzi’s smartwatch had a strong audio reception capability, so even though Bao Gucheng was in the driver’s seat, his voice reached the other end of the phone, into Bai He’s ears.
Bai He was utterly desperate: "Mr. Bo, you’re so cruel! Waaa, I don’t want to sleep with Bai Fei, he’s such a dorky person, sleeps like a log, even slapping can’t wake him up. What use is he? I want to sleep with Ancestor Master, I only feel safe beside Ancestor Master..."
Bao Gucheng: "..." Damn, he was already subtle enough, yet this silly girl pretends not to understand? Does she have to compete to sleep with his little woman?
A surge of masculine hormones to rise and protect his territory enveloped Bao Gucheng.
Just as he was about to open his mouth to extinguish Bai He’s delusional thoughts.
Zuzi suddenly placed her index finger between her two red lips and "shh"ed: "Xiao Chenger, she’s truly scared by the chopsticks. Let Ancestor talk to her, okay."
Bao Gucheng took a deep breath and closed his lips.
He had to give face to his little woman.
But, that little Xiao Bailian will be marked as the primary dangerous romantic rival number one from now on!
To think she can co up with an excuse like "afraid of chopsticks" just to sleep with his woman?
Why not say she’s afraid of bracelets and earrings?
Zuzi patiently spoke into the smartwatch: "Is it a pair of jade chopsticks that won’t leave you alone, right?"
Finally, soone understood Bai He, she wasn’t babbling nonsense, waaa!
"Yes, yes, yes, it’s right there beside my pillow, like a person!"
"Hmm, it’s indeed a bit audacious. As a servant daring to stand on equal footing with the master, did these chopsticks forget their manners after falling from the Turquoise Pool banquet to the mortal world?"
"Waaa Ancestor Master, what if I can’t understand what you’re saying?"
"No worries. You don’t need to understand, just do as I instruct."
"Waaa Ancestor Master save !"
"Go to the kitchen, see if there’s chicken blood or duck blood in the fridge?"
"There’s goose blood!"
"That... will do. Splash the goose blood on it and it will behave."
"Anc, Ancestor Master... I, I want to..." Bai He really wanted to say she’s too afraid, she still wanted to sleep with Zuzi.
But.
She rembered Bao Gucheng just said, Ancestor likes peace, if she disturbed at midnight, it would be too inconsiderate.
She couldn’t let Bao Gucheng look down on her!
Also, Ancestor had already taught her the thod, yet she still dodges like a dummy, too timid to face it, it’s too embarrassing for Ancestor.
No, she must also rise, be bold!
To courageously face off against those chopsticks!
"Ancestor Master, I know what to do now, wait for my news." Bai He finally hung up the call.
Only then did Bao Gucheng curl his lips slightly, seizing the opportunity, unceremoniously stepping on the romantic rival: "Scared by a pair of chopsticks like that, still think of making a na in gourt?"
Zuzi chuckled: "Xiao Chenger, don’t look down on Xiao He, you must know, what she’s facing now is a humanistic test on par with little grass carp. Whether she can pass, Ancestor can only help so much, the rest depends on their own fate..."
Bao Gucheng: "..."
When the little woman speaks in "Ancestor language", even if you don’t understand, it’s super adorable.
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At this mont.
Gu Mansion.
Gu Shiyin, covered in the stench of a snail, walked into the room, causing the servants to hold their noses and find excuses to flee.
Oh my, since when has Sixth Miss beco so slovenly and foul-slling?
Simply unimaginable!
Gu Shiyin had no ti to deal with those servants, sitting directly in front of the dressing table, rubbing her blurry vision eyes, grabbing the costic box, and began to search...
As she rummaged through, she seed unable to find what she was looking for, so she simply overturned the entire costic box onto the floor!
Clank clank, the jewelry and jade items scattered all over the floor.
Finally, a green flash crossed her sight!
"It’s this!"
Gu Shiyin grabbed it like holding on to a lifeline...
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