About five seconds after Mal first conversed with the unusally chipper bird; three individuals appeared outside on top of the mountain.
And Malachi, for all of his new power, almost died imdiately.
"KYAAAA!! Why the hell are you naked?!?" Thea was always extrely cheerful and the one who seed to have the calst head while being a bit sexually charged.
However, the sight of a naked man was apparently way too much for her innocent mind to handle.
Her face turned beet red, and she scread out like a little girl.
Belloc and Apophis, who had also appeared outside with her, imdiately rushed to cover their sister's eyes.
They glared at Malachi like he was worse than a park flasher.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, bozo?! The hell do you think you're showing my innocent sister?!"
'Innocent…?' Joanne questioned.
"Put your damn clothes on right now or I will burn you to ash..!"
Malachi had been seen naked by so many people accidentally at this point that he didn't even perceive it as problematic anymore.
However, the two black and purple flas that the brothers summoned overhead made him rember that being naked wasn't just indecent, but dangerous too.
"Ah… Sorry The-"
""STOP TALKING TO HER WITH YOUR DICK OUT!!!""
Two columns of fla fell right on the spot where Malachi once stood and created a large crater in the once unblemished mountaintop.
The friendly lowbreed Lolo poked her head out from underneath a mass of bushes as she trembled terribly from the fright.
Joanne started to snap when she rembered just how strong the two brothers were and knew that they of all people shouldn't be haphazardly attacking Malachi.
"It was just an accident... Dragons are so short tempered."
"Eh?"
Joanne slowly turned her head to the side when she noticed that her fiance had sohow ended up beside her at so point without her knowledge.
And he was even wearing pants again. (Though she never minded the view to begin with)
"When... did you get here?"
"A couple seconds ago?"
"How?"
"I walked?"
"What do you an you walked!?"
"Like that old Christas special song; Put one foot in front of the other and-"
"I-I know how walking works it's just... N-Nevermind, babe."
Joanne was as smart as a whip and calculative to a fault, but if she didn't have to use her brain to think she wasn't going to.
Being with Malachi had given her many monts where she had to just chalk circumstances up to 'My man is just special like that' and kept it pushing for the sake of ti.
"We're a lot faster now, boss, didja notice that??" The giant bird asked from beside Malachi. "We were like; 'Zoom'! And big sis Jo was like 'What the hell' but we were like 'This is just another day baby' and now, w-"
"Where the hell did the talking impundulu co from...?" Belloc was sohow just noticing the big demonic bird behaving nothing like his appearance would suggest.
"What'd you call , bitch?" the bird was already offended and he didn't know what the word ant.
Apophis dropped to his knee while clutching his sides from laughing while Belloc cracked his knuckles nacingly.
"Impundulu isn't a slur, you fucking chicken. It literally ans lightning bird..!"
"Oh...You should've said that then. Gosh." the impundulu turned it's head away and began pecking the ground like he was looking for food.
Belloc had only rarely experienced the urge to kill sothing as strongly as he did this creature.
Malachi scratched the back of his head helplessly.
"Honestly... I don't know where he ca from, I just kinda spit him out when I fused those totems into my body.
There was a snake and a lion too, but I kinda pissed them off so they went back inside. Speaking of..."
"W-W-Wait, wait, wait, I'm not done sightsee-"
Malachi sucked the bird back into his body through his palm despite it's protests.
He took in a deep breath once his new pet was gone, and finally enjoyed the quiet that he felt had been missing from his life.
However, he imdiately had his pleasant scenario dashed away when Apophis suddenly asked for a favor.
"Hey, Mal...? Spit all three out really quick, would you?"
"...Do I have-"
Thea / Belloc / Apophis: """Yes."""
Shrugging to himself; Malachi shook his head before he proceeded to free all three of his new pets from their fleshy prison and brought the huge black animals back outside.
And just like before, he reverted back to his normal, human appearance before he beca a N'Kai.
As he had said earlier, there was a snake, lion, and a bird.
The Tathat siblings leaned in closely like they were inspecting all three; and the animals did the sa.
Lion: "Ah... We are in the presence of company."
Snake: "And quite the royal company too it seems..."
Bird: "...Fuck these guys."
The Tathats ignored the animals' words as they took in all of the changes going on in front of them.
Joanne sat down on a nearby rock and sipped out of her water bottle while she texted the rest of the girls in the group chat.
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Jo : Babe did sothing crazy again.
Nadine
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