Broadcasting Live From Inside An Eldritch Horror Game Chapter 7: The Advent of the Main Battle Tank!

[Ding! Congratulations! You have beco the first player to slay a Rank C Monster!]

[Ding! As a reward, you have been granted a guaranteed ’Perfect’ grade skill draw chance at the next lottery pull!]

[Ding! You have gained the trust of a lot of people by slaying this monstrosity!]

[Ding! You have earned a 5000 BP!!]

’Whoa! I struck gold!’

’Who could have thought that being the first to slay monsters inside this horrible ga can also bring rewards too!!’

’This is like hitting two stones with a bird!! Oh wait... was it hitting two birds with one stone? Well, whatever...’

Although Zephyr was jumping around in excitent inside his head, he maintained the expressionless look on his face and, while looking at the dead monster, suddenly spoke out.

"My luck has always been very bad... don’t tell that after coming to this horror ga world... my bad luck has evolved to the next realm?"

"It’s beco contagious now? The monster ended up dying by sheer bad luck of accidentally swallowing its own poisonous teeth after it touched ?"

"Man... this monster is really pitiful; I kinda feel sorry for it..."

As if Zephyr were really thinking these things, he changed his facial expression as if he were really pitying the monster for dying from bad luck.

Seeing that award-worthy acting of the people watching the live broadcast, they were completely dumbfounded!

[Shining_Lorraine: You take us for an idiot!? How can soone be so unlucky that just touching them would kill you!? Wtf!?]

[Motionless_octopus: From today onwards, no matter what happens, the host is my great god of bad luck! I am his loyal believer; oh great god of bad luck, take away my bad luck and let rizz up my crush!]

[Invincible_Bob: I feel like I should rena my account; the word ’Invincible’ suits the host better! That was clearly no bad luck or anything involved in this at all!! He tanked it all with his wide chest muscles!!]

[William_x: Oh god of invincible tanks, please teach how to beco as tanky as you!!]

[Shady_CrookedEye_Ron: I am a professional bodybuilder, and I can testify that the host is definitely a world-class bodybuilding champion! I know because I was the headband he wore when competing!]

Seeing the comnt section, Zephyr realized that when the monster attacked, its massive jaw almost completely covered his body, and thus the people watching the live stream couldn’t see his situation properly.

So most of them didn’t realize that it was in fact his own body that had tanked the powerful bite attack of that gigantic snake-like creature.

’Well, I don’t really have to hide my strength anyway; this is a bizarre world with bizarre monsters, even if sothing bizarre happens inside it, people won’t feel that it is too out of place...’

’But seriously... how did I beco so tanky? That monster’s attack... didn’t even put a scratch on my body... oh, the tracksuit has been damaged a bit though...’

Feeling confused about the powerful, tanky ability of his body, Zephyr opened his status panel, and what he saw was so shocking that he almost fainted on the spot!

[Na: Zephyr Reid]

[Title: Favored of the ’???? of ???? , ????’, The Invincible Tank.]

[Health: 4800/4800] [Stamina: 2500/2500]

[Phy: 99/100] [Vit: 84/100] [Int: 23/100] [Spirit: 28/100] [Luck: -999/100]

[Talents: Indestructible Body(SSS-)]

[Techniques: None]

[Skills: Basic Martial Arts (F-), Basic Cooking (F )]

[Items: None]

[BP: 6000] [Shop: Expand]

[Evaluation: A braindead tank with a body as durable as a N*kia phone! If you compete in an arm-wrestling match of gorillas, you can be the Gorilla King!]

’I am not a gorilla!! Also, who are you calling braindead!? You clearly have no eyes!!’

Ignoring the system, who was a certified hater of his live stream channel, Zephyr opened the description of his powerful-looking talent!

[Talent Na: Indestructible Body!]

[Talent Rank: SSS- (Pseudo Legendary)]

[Talent Description: Since ancient tis, humans have pursued the perfect physique in order to beco qualified to master all kinds of martial techniques!

But just like how there are countless stars in the world and each one is unique, every person’s body is different, and ultimately none can be considered the ’Perfect Physique’!

Only once in several centuries is a genius born with the talent to make even the heavens feel jealous!

Congratulations! Now that talent has beco yours! It is now your turn to define what a real ’Perfect Physique’ is!]

[Talent Effects:

1. Perfect Physique: Your physique is the epito of the human body; it has no flaws, and thus you are qualified to learn any and all kinds of martial arts techniques!

2. Unbreakable Defense: Your defensive capability scales off of the base ’Physique’ stat and grants a 100x boost to it in physical aspects!

3. Physical Damage Resistance: You are immune to 90% of all physical attack damage.

The physical damage resistance will apply to the rest of the 10% damage faced by your body, and thus the damage will be further reduced.

4. Critical-Hit Damage Immunity: You are immune to critical-hit damage, and you are immune to any kind of combo and stacking damage of the physical type!

5. Enhanced Regeneration: Out of the 90% physical damage that you are immune to, 50% of its physical impact energy will be absorbed by your body and then turned into your ’Stamina.’

’Stamina’ can be further used to regenerate any physical wound on your body!]

(Remark: Go on, young one! The ’Path’ of Main Tank is all yours!)

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’D-damn... this talent is overpowered as f*ck!! Not only damage nullification but also damage absorption and regeneration at the sa ti!?’

’Can anything even put a dent on with this kind of at shield like body!? No wonder that pitiful snake fellow got its jaw shattered the mont it tried to bite !!’

Zephyr hadn’t seen his newly acquired talent’s description until now, and this was the first ti he was seeing it after acquiring it.

The talent was so overpowered that it not only enhanced his defensive capabilities, but it also improved his base stats trendously!

It was like he was reborn with an entirely new body that was simply too tanky and overpowered!

Looking at the dead snake monster, Zephyr felt quite happy, and he felt like screaming at the heavens.

’Zeus!! Strike down if you dare!!’