Jas Black opened the first forum post and saw that a netizen was asking the sa question to everyone, and the first reply simply said, "Money."
In response to this comnt, quite a few girl netizens imdiately rebutted from downstairs.
——Co on, upstairs, you act as if n don’t like money too. In the whole world, whether it’s a man, a woman, the elderly, or children, who doesn’t like money? Whoever answered like this clearly has no girlfriend and is short, stubby, and poor.
Jas Black felt there was no substantive information when he read this, so he backed out and continued to browse other posts.
After scrolling down twice, he saw the "Ultimate Guide for Charming Girls" and his fingertips imdiately paused.
He hesitated for only one second before quickly clicking into it.
The web page loaded in a few seconds, and Jas Black’s attention was instantly fixed on his mobile phone.
The Ultimate Guide for Charming Girls, ranked ten thods according to the difficulty of appeasing girls.
thod One: Romantic onslaught with 99 red roses.
Note: In general, girls are romantic. Suddenly receiving such a bouquet of flowers, boys, you don’t need to say a word. Just smile at her when she takes the flowers, and the girl will mind supplent a hundred lines in her heart. Even if you’ve thrown away her idol’s autographed photo, her favorite lipstick, and bag, a bunch of flowers should mostly do the trick.
thod Two: The first thod plus a big brand lipstick. Boys, are you troubled not knowing what color to pick?
Man-killer color! Man-killer color! Man-killer color!
It’s important, so I say it three tis! Search for "man-killer" on the internet under any big brand, and you’ll find tons of lipsticks girls would die for. Don’t choose the right one, just choose the most expensive one you can afford, and it’s sure to be correct!
Jas Black spent a full five minutes reading through the entire post without missing a word.
By the ti he got to the last thod, number ten, Jas Black could say he felt a shudder.
thod Ten: No matter whether you feel you’re right or wrong, as long as you genuinely want to appease her, if after trying the first nine thods, you still can’t make it right, or you believe even if you do them all it definitely won’t work, then go straight to the tenth.
Buy a ripe durian, full-flavored with a rich fragrance. The key is, you can also kneel.
So, the tenth thod is, to sincerely kneel with durian.
After seeing this, Jas Black had only one thought in his mind.
Jane Sampson is so gentle, he probably wouldn’t need to resort to the tenth thod.
Given her level of anger, Jas Black guessed that maybe he might have to try the fourth or fifth thod.
After exiting the web page, Jas Black directly accessed one of the takeaway websites and chose the nearest flower shop from there and placed an order.
Having placed the order, Jas Black sat on the sofa pondering over how he would buy the rest of the stuff.
Given his current situation, it was not very likely he could go out to the shopping mall alone. Even if he called Alexander Forest over, if Jane Sampson saw him leaving alone with Alexander again, and if Alexander blabbed carelessly about them going to the mall, then Jane would probably...
Jas Black had only one thought in his heart.
Probably, she’d be so angry that she’d stomp her feet and talk about divorce.
Thinking this, Jas Black couldn’t help but glance toward the kitchen, and although he couldn’t see anything, he at least knew that Jane Sampson was busy inside preparing lunch for the two of them.
Two minutes later, Alexander Forest’s mobile phone suddenly received a ssage from Jas Black.
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