After several consecutive days of classes, the first-years welcod their first weekend at Advanced Nurturing High School.
The late morning sunlight fell upon the pure white bedsheets, and within the bright beams, tiny specks of dust swirled and drifted lazily through the air...
The wall clock ticked steadily and thodically, its hands reaching exactly eight o'clock. The person slumbering in the bed opened his eyes right on cue, following his internal biological clock.
Expressionless, he propped up his upper body, put on his glasses, got out of bed, folded the blanket neatly, and changed into his school uniform. His entire daily routine was as precise as clockwork.
This was the current Student Council President—Horikita Manabu.
Once everything was done, Horikita Manabu opened his phone screen and checked whether there were any ergencies at the school.
Ignoring the challenge request from Nagumo Miyabi as usual, Horikita Manabu's finger, sliding across the phone, paused montarily over a ssage sent by soone nad "Little Sister." In the end, he still pretended not to see it and tapped away the red notification dot.
Horikita Manabu walked over to the sink. Amid the sound of trickling water, he opened the Advanced Nurturing High School campus internal forum.
This was set up by the school administration specifically for student discussion. Normally, both the school and the Student Council would post various announcents on the forum.
Since students could not contact their families for three years and were not allowed to send ssages to the outside world, negative emotions were bound to brew. Venting anonymously on the forum, as long as it didn't involve criminal statents, was generally ignored by the school.
The school and the Student Council also regularly evaluated the students' emotional state as monitored on the forum. If the mood dipped too low, the situation would be reported to the Examination Committee to fine-tune the content of the next special exam.
Horikita Manabu brought fresh water to his mouth and expertly clicked to sort the topics by discussion popularity.
The next second.
"Pfffft—!"
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[Advanced Nurturing High School Campus Forum Topic Rankings.]
[1. So This Is the Boss of Our First-Year Class C. Could You Guys Do Sothing Like This?!]
[2. First-Year Boyfriend/Girlfriend Ranking: Who They Most Want to Date]
[3. First-Year Gloomy Weirdo Rankings]
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[I Really Am Not Anonymous 6457: Recently, a battle of the century that will shock the entire Japanese student world took place in the eastern restroom of the first-year teaching building. Words fail when trying to describe the details. Please watch the content below for more information.]
[I Really Am Not Anonymous 6457: Could You Guys Do Sothing Like This?!.MP4]
[Dream of Becoming a Football Star: Let see what this is all about... Alright, I can't do it. The OP wins. Where the hell did this shit-flinging king co from?]
[Must Be Duck-Neck Man Who Did It: My eyes... they're no longer clean... But I will imdiately start making derivative works so that every single person in this school has the sa eyes as mine.]
[I Am So Beautiful: Exactly! To have seen sothing so unsightly is simply not beautiful at all. And as for that red-haired boy, from now on, do not appear before .]
[Katsuragi Aniki Is the Strongest: Pffthahaha, so this is the boss of Class C? He's just like a dog, isn't he.]
[Resistance Against Ryuen's Tyranny: Don't blindly trash-talk. This kind of trash thug isn't worthy of being our Class C's boss. Trash that can't even beat Albert in a sneak attack.]
[Man with the Highest Academic Ability in Class C: The entire Class C's face has been utterly disgraced by him.]
[Student Council President Horikita Manabu: Setting aside Ryuen Kakeru's intentional destruction of restroom property, this sort of... hm... indecent behavior truly damages the school ethos of Advanced Nurturing High School. Please co to the Student Council this afternoon to give a report in person. @Ryuen Kakeru]
[Student Council Vice President Nagumo Miyabi : My, my. Just as soone reported the damage to the restroom, the culprit has been found. @Horikita Manabu, senpai, I'll leave this to you. This type of underclassman is a bit too much for to handle.]
[Genius All-Rounder (Currently Recruiting a Girlfriend): A small-ti punk like this... if it were , I could take him down in one move. After all, I was scouted by the Japanese National Taekwondo Team back in middle school, you know...]
[Violence Dominates All: @I Really Am Not Anonymous 6457, I've taken note of you. I will dig you out and make you taste a fate worse than death.]
[I Really Am Not Anonymous 6457: @Horikita Manabu, he's threatening to kill . I'm so scared...]
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The beautiful weekend morning at Advanced Nurturing High School was shattered by a post published on the forum late at night.
Countless students accustod to surfing the internet had their composure broken by this earth-shattering, spirit-shocking video.
While enjoying the spectacle, they marveled that such an extraordinary talent had erged at their school. This would surely leave a bold and indelible mark on the future history of Advanced Nurturing High School.
The heated atmosphere of discussion on the forum continued all the way into the afternoon.
The school administration, which had remained silent the entire ti, suddenly posted a new announcent on the forum.
[Effective imdiately, two new school rules are added to Advanced Nurturing High School:
Attacking other students with excrent in any form is prohibited. (Doing it to oneself is also prohibited.)
Roughhousing, horseplay, and any form of attack against a student using the restroom are prohibited within the restroom.]
[Additionally, regarding the fight between first-year Class C's Ryuen Kakeru and Yamada Albert in the restroom: The instigator of the incident, Ryuen Kakeru, will receive a one-week suspension. anwhile, given that Yamada Albert was rely acting in passive self-defense and counterattacking, and to a certain extent reminded the school to redy the deficiencies in the school rules, Yamada Albert will be given a verbal reprimand.]
Ryuen Kakeru, in less than a week since enrollnt, had accomplished a feat that countless graduates of Class A could never achieve—successfully forcing the school to add new school rules. Two of them, at that!
For decades to co, people would still rember the Restroom War God, the Shit-Flinging King, seated at the very pinnacle of Advanced Nurturing High School...
"Hahaha..."
At the cafe, Fuyuji Mikage looked at the school's disciplinary announcent on his phone, clapping both hands on the table as he laughed so hard tears were misting up his eyes.
"Laughing so happily..."
Morishita Ai puffed out her cheeks and shot a suspicious glance at Fuyuji Mikage's phone. Unable to hold back her curiosity, she took out her own phone and tapped on the video.
"Ha... haha..."
Fuyuji Mikage's head was about to fall off from laughing. He hurriedly reached out his palm and covered Morishita Ai's large eyes.
"Little kids... haha... can't watch this kind of stuff, haha... it'll dirty your eyes."
He turned his head and looked at Yamamura Miki, who had also opened the forum, and added one more sentence. "Sa goes for girls."
"..."
"Fuyuji Mikage, do you like ?" Morishita Ai's flat voice ca through.
"Haha—Gak!" Fuyuji Mikage's laughter stopped in shock. He instantly shot back a reply. "The probability of that is lower than the probability of Shinjo and Daigo never crashing their planes again."
"Then you really are a massive pervert, covering Morishita-sama's eyes and not letting go." Morishita Ai's voice turned icy, a chilly wind like small knives gusting against his face.
"Ahem." Having co to his senses, Fuyuji Mikage promptly let go of the increasingly angry Morishita Ai and said with a serious face, "Anyway, this isn't sothing for you girls to watch. Trust ."
"Mm." Yamamura Miki nodded her head like a chick pecking at grain.
"It's not like you were the one who did it, yet you're laughing so happily..." Morishita Ai put her phone back in her pocket and muttered under her breath.
The smile on Fuyuji Mikage's face stiffened for a fraction of a second. His eyes, deep and unreadable, fixed on Morishita Ai as she poked at her parfait with a spoon.
All of this traced back to a certain soone's can of coffee...
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