At this mont, a scantily clad girl walked out from a massage parlour nearby and shouted, "Driver, wait a mont! I need a ride. But can you help change a light bulb first?"
That’s perfect, borrowing a restroom from her should be no problem, right?
"Um... can I ask, is it legitimately changing a light bulb?" Yang Chen asked cautiously.
The last ti Qiqi left Yang Chen with a psychological shadow, it’s better to be cautious.
The beauty laughed heartily and said, "Doesn’t that depend on you? If you’re legitimately changing a bulb, then it’s legitimate. If you’re not, then it’s not."
Yang Chen felt like he was about to poop, he really couldn’t hold it in anymore.
"Then can I borrow your restroom first? After I’m done, I’ll imdiately change the light bulb for you. Please, it’s kind of urgent." Yang Chen asked.
The girls inside all laughed.
"Sure! Co on in. You guys are so fake. Clearly you want to, but you have to act like a gentleman," the beauty said, then handed Yang Chen a pink light bulb.
Yang Chen quickly said, "I really can’t hold it in, let sort it out first, then I’ll change it for you. Sorry."
Nothing can be tolerated, but when the poop reaches the door, it can’t be held in.
Yang Chen hurriedly rushed into the restroom.
Just as he was happily pooping, there was a commotion outside.
"Everyone squat down, take out your ID cards!"
"Get dressed! Take out your ID cards!"
...
Yang Chen’s body trembled, could he be so unlucky?
So, if he honestly confessed he was here just to poop, the police should believe him, right?
At this mont, there was a knock on the door.
"Open up! Police!" a female voice said.
Yang Chen quickly replied, "Sorry, I’m in the middle of pooping, can I co out when I’m done?"
"Break open!" the female voice said.
Soon, the restroom door was kicked open.
Yang Chen put his hands on his legs to cover himself, looking helplessly at the doorway, said, "I’m really pooping."
"Yang Chen?" several people said in unison.
Yang Chen looked confused and asked, "You recognize ?"
"You’ve repeatedly won awards for courage and good citizenship, how can we not recognize you?"
"Why are you relieving yourself here?"
"You haven’t fallen from grace, have you?"
Yang Chen quickly explained, "I brought a custor here, couldn’t hold it in. Just as there’s a lady here who needs a ride, but she asked to co in and change a light bulb before leaving. Oh, it’s this light bulb, and I just borrowed the restroom while I was here. I haven’t even finished pooping yet, when you guys ca. You can check the surveillance and dashcam in my car, I absolutely didn’t stay here for more than two minutes."
Officer Chen Qingxia said, "He looks so handso, driving a Phaeton, if he really needed sothing surely he would have better options, doesn’t need to co to such a place. He must be telling the truth, he’s just borrowing the restroom."
Colleagues nodded, seeming to find that reasonable.
Chen Qingxia continued, smiling, "Yang Chen, you know what? I really like you, I feel like you’re a nesis to cri. Look, we’re here to catch this place today, you’re here on the spot. I think any place you pick must be a cri scene. Hehe... Can I add you on WeChat?"
Cornered in the restroom and asked to add WeChat, can it get any quirkier?
There’s no more hardcore way than this, right?
Yang Chen nodded and quickly added Chen Qingxia as a friend.
Afterwards, Yang Chen said helplessly, "Maybe I naturally attract trouble with a buff. Could you close the door? I want to wipe myself, it’s drying, might not co off later."
Chen Qingxia and others laughed loudly, quickly closed the door and walked away.
At this ti, other police officers had already arrested all the n and won engaged in illegal activities, and in the hall there was a large gathering of people squatting bare.
Unexpectedly, a seemingly ordinary massage parlor from the outside was so corrupt inside.
Chen Qingxia shouted loudly, "Everyone take out your ID cards."
Everyone quickly complied, taking out their ID cards.
Police officers verified their identities.
At this mont, Yang Chen ca out, startled by the scene in the hall.
Goodness, such a small shop front and it has so many custors.
"Um... the light bulb is changed. Do you still need the ride?" Yang Chen asked.
The beauty who called him in said with a face of resentnt, "What do you think?"
"I guess not, there’s a special ride for you. Um, can I leave?" Yang Chen said.
Chen Qingxia nodded with a smile, said, "Of course! We believe you wouldn’t co to such a place to ss around, you simply ca to borrow a restroom. You can go, hope to see you next ti."
Yang Chen smiled and nodded, quickly left.
Other patrons were dissatisfied.
"Hey, what’s the aning, why is he okay?"
"Exactly! Why can he leave?"
"You can’t do this, blatantly sheltering him."
"I’m not convinced! I want to file a complaint!"
...
Chen Qingxia imdiately said sternly, "What are you not convinced about? Didn’t you see who he is? Just a few days ago he helped the police capture an escaped convict, and helped the municipal bureau break a big trafficking case. He’s the driver Bibi Yang Chen. Courage and good citizenship award winner, would he co to such a place to ss around? He drives a Phaeton for ride-hailing, needing to co to a place like this?"
Now it was the massage girls’ turn to be unhappy.
"Damn it! I said he looked familiar, turns out he’s the jinx who caused the whole Peak Apartnts to be swept clean!"
"Wherever this guy shows up, sure there’s no good news!"
"Zhang Xiaojuan, it’s all your fault, you brought him in. He’s clearly here to scout, confirm there are guests, and let the police catch us."
"It wasn’t on purpose, I didn’t recognize him either..."
...
Chen Qingxia reprimanded, "Quiet down! Don’t tarnish the brilliant image of an outstanding citizen! Hold on to your ID cards!"
Yang Chen calmly got into his car, leaving amidst the curses from massage girls and patrons.
"Achoo, achoo, achoo..."
"Damn it, who’s swearing at ! Swearing quite hard!" Yang Chen muttered to himself.
Driving barely far, a man dressed in all black, wearing a baseball cap, waved him down.
Sohow, as soon as Yang Chen saw his baseball cap, he felt uncomfortable.
Maybe in reality or movies, criminals often use baseball caps to hide their faces.
Just a few days ago the fugitive Yang Chen helped police capture was also wearing a baseball cap.
Initially Yang Chen didn’t want to bother, but as he got closer, he noticed a pregnant woman sitting next to the man in the baseball cap.
Judging by her appearance, she must be having a stomachache, rubbing her belly.
Yang Chen quickly stopped the car, the man in the baseball cap ran over and said, "Brother, could you please give us a ride? It’s hard to get a cab here, we want to go to the city hospital, my wife is seven months pregnant and her stomach hurts."
Helping others is a basic principle, Yang Chen nodded, gesturing for them to get in.
The man in the baseball cap nodded, quickly went back to help his wife into the car.
Yang Chen glanced at his wife, feeling sothing was off, but couldn’t quite pin down what’s wrong...
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