340: Chapter 340: Despicable Donkey Makes a Fool of Himself!
(3 more) 340: Chapter 340: Despicable Donkey Makes a Fool of Himself!
(3 more) “Oh!”
Qiaoqiao suddenly realized, “You despicable donkey, it’s because you couldn’t get in yourself that you brought us along, isn’t it?”
“Hmph!” The Despicable Donkey flicked its large nostrils and said without changing its expression, “What are you talking about!
Clearly, you’re judging the heart of this Divine Beast with your an little heart!”
“And you call yourself a gentleman!”
Ling Feng and the others were speechless, there was such a shaless donkey in the world!
“It seems that this door cannot be opened by brute force.” Yue Yunlan stood in front of the door, pondered for a mont, and then channeled a stream of Water Elent True Qi into the door.
Although Ling Feng didn’t understand, he still stood aside, on guard for any unforeseen changes that might occur.
At that mont, a golden light flashed in front of the door, and a faceless golden shadow appeared.
Ling Feng was startled and quickly pulled Yue Yunlan back over ten steps, staring intently at the golden shadow while holding Ten Directions Annihilation in his hand, on full alert.
Last ti, outside the Wind and Thunder Sword Tower, soone accidentally triggered the tower’s chanism and was instantly killed, so Ling Feng couldn’t help but be extra cautious.
The black donkey and Qiaoqiao also reacted imdiately, especially the black donkey, whose eyes shone brightly.
When it had co on its own, it almost tore the sky apart, but it couldn’t get the door to budge at all.
It seed, then, that bringing Ling Feng and Yue Yunlan was a wise decision!
“I am truly a genius!” thought the black donkey, shalessly praising itself.
Ling Feng focused on the golden phantom in front of the door and asked in a deep voice, “What are you?”
“No need to be nervous,” the golden shadow waved its hand, its voice sowhat chanical, “I am the guardian spirit of this Five Elents Heavenly Palace.”
“Five Elents Heavenly Palace?” Ling Feng blinked and asked, “Are you the spirit of this Heavenly Palace’s Holy Artifact?”
“No.” The shadow shook its head, “I’m just an ordinary spirit created by the Holy Spirit, and the Holy Spirit has already left.”
“No wonder,” muttered Ling Feng, “It’s no wonder this spirit seems to have much lower Spiritual Wisdom compared to that of the Wind and Thunder Sword Tower’s Holy Artifact Spirit; it’s not the Holy Artifact Spirit after all.”
“So, what is this place?
And what is the purpose of this Five Elents Heavenly Palace?” Ling Feng asked.
“This is the Refining Heart Hall of the Five Elents Sect.
Since the previous owner of the Five Elents Heavenly Palace has died, anyone who passes the trial of the Refining Heart Hall can beco the new owner of the Five Elents Heavenly Palace.”
“Hey, what’s the use of this Five Elents Heavenly Palace?” Qiaoqiao couldn’t help interjecting.
“I don’t know.” The golden shadow shook its head again, “I am only the spirit of the Array Formation guarding the Refining Heart Hall.
I only rember my own task; I cannot retain any other mories.
For example, if you fail to successfully pass through the trial of the Refining Heart Hall, I cannot keep any mories of you.”
“All I know is, whoever passes the Refining Heart Hall will be the owner of the Five Elents Heavenly Palace.”
The golden shadow paused, then continued, “Rember, you have already entered the Great Formation of the Refining Heart Hall.
The only way out is to pass through the trial of the Refining Heart Hall.
Otherwise, death!
If you fail the trial, you will also die!”
“Damn it!”
The black donkey jumped out, clearly unhappy, “Hold on a second for this Divine Beast, why didn’t you show up no matter what I tried last ti, huh?
Are you doing this on purpose?”
The golden apparition glanced at the black donkey and clearly showed a hint of surprise.
It probably had never seen a talking donkey before.
However, the golden apparition quickly regained composure and said indifferently, “You do not et the criteria to enter the Five Elents Heavenly Palace.
To enter, one must possess the Five Elents Body.
He, and she, are eligible to enter, you, and you, are not!”
The golden apparition’s movents were very chanical, first pointing at Ling Feng and Yue Yunlan, then pointing at the black donkey and Qiaoqiao.
It was obvious that only Ling Feng and Yue Yunlan were allowed into the Five Elents Heavenly Palace to participate in the trial.
“What?
Are you looking down on Grandpa Divine Donkey?
What’s this about a Five Elents Body?
Your Grandpa Divine Donkey could squash ten thousand of them with one hoof.
If you dare stop Grandpa Divine Donkey from entering, this Divine Beast will cripple you with a single stomp!”
With that, the Despicable Donkey ‘aoao’ cried out in disarray and kicked out directly.
Unfortunately, the golden apparition was just an illusory shadow, and regardless of how the Despicable Donkey attacked, it could not cause any harm to the apparition.
“This is outrageous, absolutely outrageous!”
“Demon Donkey, I advise you not to even think about the Five Elents Heavenly Palace.
It’s a treasure of the Five Elents Sect and absolutely forbids any Demon Clan from touching it.
If you force your way in, you will certainly be obliterated by the Light of Extinction from the Refining Heart Hall.”
“Ptui!
Who are you trying to scare?
You think this Divine Beast gets frightened that easily?”
The Despicable Donkey slapped its own behind a few tis and said nonchalantly, “This Divine Beast is going in!”
Having said that, it swayed its butt and headed towards the gateway.
Buzz!
The mont the black donkey was about to enter the hall, a nine-colored rotating light suddenly appeared, like a laser beam, suddenly slicing down from above.
The Despicable Donkey’s eyelids twitched as it sensed sothing wrong and quickly turned around, but it was still a step too late.
With a cry of “Aiyo”, the black donkey’s butt was sliced, a chunk of its hindquarters chopped off.
The black donkey had quite a terrifying physique, though; blood sprayed from its rear for a mont then quickly stopped, but it was still in so much pain that it rolled around on the ground.
“Ouch!
Gosh dang it!
It really was the Light of Extinction!”
Having suffered a huge loss, the Despicable Donkey lay there panting heavily and crying out, with a scent of burnt flesh emanating from its backside.
“Ahahaha…”
Ling Feng and Qiaoqiao laughed until they doubled over, and even Yue Yunlan couldn’t help but giggle behind her hand.
This Despicable Donkey had surely learned its lesson this ti!
Ling Feng walked up to the Despicable Donkey and said with a light smile, “Say, Despicable Donkey, need to help you ease the pain and heal the wound?”
“Cut the crap!
Does this Divine Beast need your treatnt?
Hiss…
Ow!”
The Despicable Donkey cursed while continuing to cry out in pain.
It seed that the “Light of Extinction,” as ntioned by the golden apparition, was truly terrifying!
Keep in mind, the Despicable Donkey was a Quasi-Half-step Emperor Level master, after all!
Ling Feng shook his head, took out a row of Golden Needles, and gave the Despicable Donkey a few pricks, then roughly bandaged it up, muttering, “It seems like you’re destined to have no chance at competing for the Five Elents Heavenly Palace.
You might as well stay here and recover.”
“Hmph!” The Despicable Donkey arrogantly raised its donkey head, snorted out a white mist from its nostrils, “Kid, don’t think that just because you’ve stuck a few needles in this Divine Beast that I’ll be grateful to you.
This was your own choice, I do not owe you any favors.”
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