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Now reading: Chapter Two Hundred and Seventy - Okay-Authoritarian from Cinnamon Bun, a Comedy novel by RavensDagger.

Chapter Two Hundred and Seventy - Okay-Authoritarian

Any plans now that youre in Goldenalden? Caprica asked. She leaned forwards and set her teacup down with a faint clink of porcelain on porcelain.

We have a few, Amaryllis said. Mostly, in order to see where everyone stands, we want to speak with the representatives of each nation attending the summit. Otherwise, I think Broccoli wants to play tourist a little.

And we promised to clean up the local Exploration Guild! I added. Oh! Actually, that reminds . Bastion told sothing and I kinda forgot all about it.

Oh? Caprica asked.

I nodded. Yeah, he ntioned that there was a library in the capital that could help with skill-related stuff.

Do you have issues with that? Caprica asked.

A bit? I got a new skill called Proportion Distortion, and I dont exactly know what it does, or how to train it. Id like to know if its useful at all before investing in it, I said. I did receive so less than useful skills before, so Im hoping that this one isnt like that. Actually, thats another thing Id like to look into, how to get rid of terribly unfair, no-good skills. Like Adorable, but I wasnt about to admit to that skill aloud.

Proportion Distortion, cant say Ive ever heard of that skill, Caprica said. The library is open until decently late, and its only barely noon. If you want, I could escort you over? Perhaps we can grab sothing to eat on the way? I rarely have an excuse to try food outside of the palace.

Youd do that? I asked.

Of course! As long as you tell more stories about your adventures with Bastion, she said. Besides, the library wont give you trouble if Im there.

Is it a private establishnt? Amaryllis asked.

Caprica shook her head. Technically, its entirely public. But the librarians are quite jealous of their books and institution. They tend to show ruffians the door if theyre too noisy, and they might not offer to help soone that they think looks... bizarre.

I glanced at my friends, then up to the ears hovering on the edge of my vision. Yeah, we probably dont look like the most normal bunch, do we?

Caprica giggled. Im sure Bastion didnt think of that. Hes a great sylph, but on occasion he forgets the impact that a paladin has on the citizenry.

What kind of impact is that? I asked.

People tend to be on their best behaviour around a paladin. Not just because of their abilities as law-enforcent, though I suppose that is a factor, but also because... theres a certain romanticism about paladins. Those like Bastion--who tend to embody every part of that ideal--most of all.

That made so sense. If he was a respected person, then people would treat him with respect, and he might not notice that those sa people werent treating others the sa way.

I could rember people who were popular and had lots of friends failing to notice those who had none, because to them, it was normal to have a lot of friends.

I glanced at Amaryllis and Awen and noted that they were both done with their tea. Well then, maybe we should head out? We can talk on the way, and I bet you know all the best places to eat in Goldenalden.

I know a few good spots, Caprica said. She stood and tugged her coats lapels on tighter. Do you ladies mind giving just a mont? My station doesnt afford the ability to leave on just a monts notice.

Thats fine, I said.

Caprica smiled and walked off towards the rooms exit. The guards there were so quiet and had moved so little that I only noticed them now that one reached out to open the door for Caprica.

Shes pretty nice, I said to my friends, voice low enough that we wouldnt be overheard. We werent saying anything an, but it was still a bit rude to talk about soone when they werent around, even if it was mostly to complint them.

Shes strange, Amaryllis said.

Awen stifled a giggle. Strange? I think shes okay. She seems to, ah, really like Bastion.

Yeah, to get a whole class with one of your friends nas in it, thats sothing, I said.

Awens cheeks reddened and she nodded. I think, ah, well, its none of our business, I guess. Maybe shes being nice because shes jealous?

I dont think being jealous usually leads people towards people being nice, I said.

No, no, shes, ah, is it envious? Right, shes envious that we spent a lot of ti with Bastion, so now shes being nice to us so that she can find out what happened when we were with him, Awen said.

That is strange, I said. Then again, Id love to make friends with my friends friends, if they had any.

Sohow, I feel insulted, but Im not entirely sure why, Amaryllis said.

Caprica returned, now wearing a coat over her uniform-like outfit. Im ready to head out. I hope the presence of a guard doesnt distract you?

Of course not, I said as I bounced to my feet, then turned to help my friends up. What kind of street food is there around here?

You wont find much in the purple district, Caprica said. But further south there should be a few places where we can grab a bite. Street vendors are considered a bit crass, but they need to submit to frequent inspections, so theres little to worry about.

Huh. Yeah. So far Sylphfree feels very... rule-heavy, and streetfood is like, the opposite of that?

How is street food anti-authoritarian? Amaryllis asked.

Well, its kind of ssy but it tastes good, I said.

Amaryllis rolled her eyes. Youre entirely nonsensical at tis, I swear.

Laughing, I wrapped an arm around her wing, then turned towards Caprica. Lets go? You can tell us about the city on the way. We havent had ti to do all the tourist things yet.

Certainly.

When Caprica ntioned that she would need an escort, I was thinking sothing along the lines of a chaperone. Maybe that paladin whose na I never caught who delivered her letter to us at the guild.

I wasnt expecting to follow Caprica--who was making smalltalk about the palace and its various additions over ti--to the main entrance hall of the palace where a squad of soldiers were waiting.

Oh, youre here already, Caprica said to the soldier that looked like she was in charge.

Ready when you are, maam, was her quick reply.

I didnt see that many girl soldiers around, but half of this little unit had girls in it. Maybe that made sense, if they were going overboard with the protection like this, then theyd probably insist on following Caprica to the washroom and such.

It was a bit much in my opinion, but maybe the streets of Goldenalden were a lot more dangerous than I expected them to be.

Caprica had to prepare a few things quickly, mostly that involved quick instructions to serving staff while my friends and I and the soldiers waited around. At least the lobby was quite nice, with tile walls all delicately placed to create pretty patterns that rose up to the arched ceiling above. It was more artful decoration than I was used to seeing in Goldenalden.

All done, Caprica said as she returned to us. She tugged on a coat around her shoulders, the fur inside looking nice and soft. Shall we?

Sure! I said. Lead the way.

We stepped out into a bit of chilly weather. There were big lazy snowflakes coming down from above, and the wind, though weak, had so bite to it.

Snow! I cheered. I bounced up and caught a flake on the tip of my tongue. I havent seen snow in forever.

The wind was carrying great white sheets across the mountainside, so of it rolling up and towards the peak of the mountain on which the capital hung.

Its always a bit colder up here, Caprica said. Were a ways to the north, and were high off the ground as well.

Its pleasant, Amaryllis said. The Nesting Kingdom often has to deal with cooler winds and snow, though we have the warr wind from out west to keep things mostly mild in the warr seasons.

Its c-cold, Awen said.

I spun towards her to find my friend hugging herself and looking even paler than usual. Oh no, I said before I moved to her side and wrapped an arm around her back. You poor thing.

Is she well? Caprica asked. I can give you my coat. The staff will throw a snit over my being outside without a coat, but Im quite used to the chill.

A-ah, its just, um, colder than Im used to, Awen said. Her coat wasnt made of a material suited to the environnt, it was more of a windbreaker in that way, and the little bit of armour she wore likely wasnt helping.

I nodded. We should find you a blanket before we get too far. Caprica, I dont an to impose, but do you think theres a spare blanket around?

Id be quite surprised if there wasnt at least one in the entire palace, Caprica said. Although, Lady Awen, do you know any fire magic?

Ah, not really? Enough to light a candle?

Amaryllis huffed a Ill handle this huff and walked over to Awen. Give your hands. Capricas likely thinking of a simple warming spell. There are a few that we use in the Nesting Kingdom.

Can you apply that on soone else? I asked.

There are so that are mostly used to keep little chicks warm, Amaryllis said. Theyre perfectly safe, though the spell will wear off in a few hours.

Amaryllis took Awens hands, and there was an exchange of magic that I could only barely feel. Awen let out a gasp and her cheeks flushed. Oh, thats nice.

Youll have to teach that spell. I said.

You seem to be handling the cold well enough, Amaryllis said.

Well, yeah, Im from a cold place, this is nice and comfy weather, but I still want to learn that spell. Imagine getting a hug from soone, and then you feel all warm and cozy inside? I clenched my fist, a new determination filling . It would bring one step closer to perfecting the hug.

Caprica giggled demurely. How determined. Are you an expert at hugging, then?

I shook my head. I wasnt an expert. I was nowhere near as talented as soone like Momma. Not yet. But Ill get there one day. Which ans lots of practicing on my friends.

Awen laughed. I dont mind, hugs are nice.

Amaryllis sniffed, but she didnt deny the obvious truth.

We walked out of the front gate, a group of guards opening the path for us. I hope you dont mind walking all the way to the library? Caprica asked. We could get a coach, but the fastest route is through a few narrow roads. And stretching my legs would be nice.

Sure, I said. My friends didnt seem to mind either.

So, your hugging, did you try that on Bastion? Caprica asked. I cant imagine his being, ah, willing to do that kind of thing.

Huh? Of course Ive hugged him. Hes a bit stiff, but hes not too bad.

You, you did? Caprica asked.

A couple of tis, I said. He was a mber of the Beaver Cleavers crew. Were all very close, you know.

Amaryllis shook her head, talon over her face in the way she did when I said sothing silly without realizing it. So, which direction is this library in? she asked.

Oh? Ah, yes, Caprica asked. She seed a little bit flustered. This way.

And so, with the princess in the lead, we took off towards the grand library, a trail of soldiers behind us like orderly ducklings.

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