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Chapter Seventy-Eight - Glasslighting

As it turns out, it only took about an hour of walking across increasingly dry land for us to find the first glass golem.

The monster--because if it went around hurting innocents and was a dungeon-born creation, thats what it had to be--was on the taller side. Seven, nearly eight feet of towering glass with four large legs at the base and a mismatched pair of arms all made of glass that shone every colour of the rainbow.

The golem looked a bit like a pile of sharpened crystals, though so of these were warped and twisted, especially where the rainbow hues stuck out more.

When it moved, it cast flashes of colour across the sandy-white ground around, like sunlight through stained-glass. I even had to squint as the sun glinted off its multi-faceted surface.

We all ducked down behind a hill as the glass golem turned our way.

So, ah, thats a thing, I said.

Awa, its very large, Awen said.

Amaryllis snorted. There are four of us, and one of it. I think the odds are rather in our favour, even with the slight level disparity.

I cursed myself for forgetting to check on its level and poked my head out just long enough to mutter Insight, while pouring a bit of mana into the skill.

A corrupt Glass Golem from the Path of Broken Reflections, level ?.

My head dropped again. Cant see its level, I said.

Ten, Amaryllis answered. Not too high that we cant take it. Expect about five or so unique abilities. Moon Moon, can you tell us anything about it?

Moon Moon nodded, his tongue flapping about as he did so. Yeah, chicken lady. Theyre big and slow, but can be hard to break. And when they do its with lots of cracks. They can fire rainbows that burn a little, and they can make spikes co out of the ground that hurt when you step on them. Oh, and they make fake versions of themselves that are real tricksy, but you can tell which are fake because they have no slls.

So, Amaryllis said. So sort of beam attack, so sort of toughness ability. Earth or maybe glass manipulation and an illusion based power. One more that we dont know of, but it might be utilitarian.

That sounds like a tough fight, I said.

Amaryllis made a so-so gesture. More or less. That thing looks slow. And Light magic is fairly weak. I think we ought to give it a try.

I looked up again and checked out the terrain. The glass golem was stomping along at the bottom of our hill, slowly making its way past. The ground was mostly hard-packed dirt and sand, with a few shrubs and so bushes here and there. No trees to use as cover, but plenty of large rocks and so boulders that would do just fine.

We could take it, probably. Amaryllis was level nine, Awen eight. Moon Moon was... Can I use insight on you? I asked our droll friend.

Moon Moon nodded.

An excited droll Tail and Moon Chaser, level ??.

I didnt know whether that was good or not. He was stronger than the golem, at least in terms of sheer level.

Okay. We can try. Ill try talking to it first, I said.

You moron, Amaryllis said. Its a golem. It has the emotional range of a rock. The only similarity it has to a living thing is its link to your rock-brained ancestors.

I huffed. Fine. Im still going to try and say hi. Maybe its an intelligent golem, like so sort of nice AI? You guys be ready to attack it. Moon Moon are you a close range fighter or ranged?

The droll looked at . I bite.

Right, I said. Amaryllis, as soon as it tries to attack, let loose with sothing strong. Moon Moon and I will hit it right after and try to stagger it back. Awen, can you move towards where it falls? You have a hamr, that ought to be good for smacking it down.

Awa, you, you want to help? Awen asked.

If you want to stay here and watch, thats okay too, I said.

She took a few shallow breaths, then shook her head. N-no, I, Ill help!

Aweso! Lets do this.

I waited a little bit as Amaryllis moved further away, then Moon Moon scuttled over the hill on all fours, and with surprising speed and dexterity, moved to hide behind a large boulder so ways down the hill.

I placed a hand on Awens shoulder. When I start talking, circle around the hill towards its back, I said.

R-right, Awen said. Her grip on her hamr was white-knuckled but firm.

Grinning, I gave her one last squeeze before hopping over the top of the hill. This was going to be kind of strange, I knew. I wasnt the fighting sort either, but even so my heart was pitter-pattering with excitent at the thought of getting into a tussle with a big old monster. The fact that it was about as sentient as a sli removed a lot of the guilt I might have felt otherwise.

I stepped over towards the golem, fully out in the open and with a wide, inviting smile on. If it could communicate, then Id do my best to be nice and friendly to it. If it was as Amaryllis had told , little more than a monster made of glass and anger, then wed deal with that as best we could.

Hello Mister Golem, my na is Broccoli, I said. My friends and I were passing by when we saw you, I just had a few teensy questions to ask, if you dont mind?

The lumbering crystalline thing paused. Its insides started to glow with a pretty pink light. I thought it was going to say sothing. Maybe it spoke with lights?

Then a laser hit in the forehead.

I yelped and jumped to the side to get out of the path of the reddish beam.

I reached up to the spot where Id been hit and winced as I touched soft, wet skin. Not bloody, but burnt.

Health 119/120

That had stung.

I was about to tell the glass golem off when lightning stuck.

A thick beam of blue-white light flashed into existence between the top of the hill and the golems side with a whip-crack bang. I had to blink a few tis to clear the spots in my vision, and my ears rang for a few seconds before the non-noise slowly faded.

Health 117/120

I was going to have words with Amaryllis later.

The golem stumbled to the side while huge arcs of electricity flowed out from where it had been hit and grounded themselves into the dirt below.

When the golem righted itself I could see a fist-sized blemish on its side with a few spiralling tunnels that dug deep into its glassy body. The sa sort of pattern Id expect to see with an ants nest, but made of electrified glass.

Impressive, but none of it went deeper than a handspan.

Broccoli, hit it with a spell! Amaryllis scread.

I charged and fired a basic cleaning spell as quickly as I could. This was one monster that I didnt expect my magic to do much against. But, if Amaryllis asked...

The ball cut through the distance between myself and the golem, smashing into its front before bouncing off as if it was a tennis ball.

Its got so sort of magic reflection! Amaryllis scread. I can still damage it, but its going to drain .

Got it, I said. Hit it if you think itll help! I called back.

My shovel ca off my back with a bit of effort, the cord Id tied to it a bit too tight for easy removal, but I had my weapon in hand long before the golem regained its balance.

Moon Moon, lets bring it down! I shouted. Awen, get ready for my call!

I saw the droll roll out from behind his cover and run, his body low to the ground and his forearms working to keep him steady as he charged over with tongue flapping and eyes filled with eagerness. Nodding to myself, I jumped to the air, easily moving above the golem and landing next to the spike atop its head.

My feet slipped a little, my rubber soles didnt have quite enough grip to hang onto the creatures flattened top as it moved, but with a bit of windmilling and so shaky motions, I managed to stay atop the golem.

Sorry, I said as I raised my spade high above and then brought it slamming down onto the golems head.

It bonked off without leaving so much as a scratch.

Growling, I raised the spade again, jumped into the air with a little hop, and brought my shovel crashing down atop the golem with all the weight I could muster behind the blow.

A crack sounded out and a splinter the width of my fist and as long as my forearm tore off the monsters head and fell off the side.

My victory was short-lived as the golem started to glow pink within.

Oh no, I said.

With a hup, I flew off the golem, aiming to land a dozen paces away.

The creature swivelled around, its large body following my trajectory. A mont before I landed it raised a leg then smashed it down.

A pulse of magic raced across the ground beneath .

My eyes widened as I saw a hundred little points appearing on the ground. They shot out, growing into foot-tall glass shards.

Thinking fast, I brought my spade around and placed a foot on its flat tal surface just as I hit one of the spikes.

With a grunt and a burst of stamina, I jumped off my spade and flew off to a spot where the ground was still safe and non-spikey.

Sohow, I managed to catch the cord I used to keep my spade on my back, so it bounced and clattered after and ended up by my side when I rolled to a stop.

The golem had turned a rough cone into a spike-covered trap, maybe ten ters long and five wide at the end. Fortunately, Moon Moon hadnt been caught in any of that.

The pink glow that had started a while ago had turned into an ugly red. Oh no, I said.

There was no dodging the next beam that smacked dead centre in the chest. Strangely enough, there wasnt any kick back from the blow, just a whole lot of heat.

It was stupid, but the first thing I thought was that it would burn a hole into my new armour, and I fired off a bust of cleaning magic to prevent just that.

The mont the laser hit my cleaning magic the beam scattered a little and I had ti to slip off to the side.

My chest was still warm, and there was a thin black line across the leather over my gambeson, but I had avoided being truly hurt.

There was another electrical snap as a jolt of lightning connected with the golem and travelled across its side. Most of it bounced off and ground itself, but so still left blemishes on its side.

The leg that Moon Moon had pounced onto was a ss of bite marks, deep jagged cuts, and broken glass. It was clear that he, for one, didnt have any trouble clobbering the golem, he just couldnt hit it where it hurt.

Im trying sothing! I called out as my eyes locked onto the browned spot where Amaryllis first attack had landed.

I squatted down, brought my spade around so that it rested between my legs, then shot off with a burst of stamina towards the Golem.

Twisting in mid-air, I spun around so that I was coming at the monster feet-first.

I placed one foot on the top of my spades stop and aid the tip of my spade as best I could.

I didnt weigh all that much, but then, that didnt matter when every kilo I had ramd into the monster along the thin edge of my spade.

The golem rocked back as my spade dug into its wound and stayed stuck in its side.

My plan hadnt accounted for when gravity decided to remind that it existed. My grip on the spade slipped and I fell off.

I landed with an oomph, the air knocked out of by the short fall. I wanted to catch my breath, but one of the creatures large feet ca crashing down onto where Id landed.

Squeaking, I rolled out of its way a mont before it crushed .

As soon as I got to my feet I looked around and tried to take in the situation. The fight had only lasted a minute so far, but it had been a busy one. One of the golems feet was a mangled ss, and the spade sticking into its side couldnt be good for it, not judging by the hundreds of cracks now running through its body.

Amaryllis, hit my spade!

Got it! the harpy called back. A mont later another flash filled the clearing and a bolt of electricity hit the tallic collar around the head of my spade.

A million electric-blue forks travelled through the golems body from the head of my now-glowing spade.

The golem stumbled back. Its savaged leg gave out under it with a snap and the monster crashed to the ground with an impact that made the entire valley shake.

Awen! I scread. Now!

Awa? Awen said. She stepped out from behind a bush, hamr held in both hands. I tried to reassure her with a smile. The enemy was prone after all, and not as much of a threat.

I dont know if she noticed, but she did scoot forwards towards the golem and raised the hamr high above her head. F-for Broccoli! she scread before slamming the hamr down.

It went boink and flew out of her hands.

Awaaa! Awen yelped before stumbling back and falling onto her bum.

Still, it had been enough, a loud crack sounded out and a spider web of jagged lines spread across the golems surface and deep into its glassy body.

Then, just like that, the monster fell apart into a pile of sharpened glass.

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