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Now reading: Chapter Ninety-Three - Buzzy Bee Boogie from Cinnamon Bun, a Comedy novel by RavensDagger.

Chapter Ninety-Three - Buzzy Bee Boogie

We could go around them, Amaryllis said. Awen, what do you know about large bees?

Awa, theyre not usually a problem. Um. Theyll fight if you approach their hive, but they usually mind their own business.

Do they talk? I asked.

The bee people... Beeple, were big ladies. They stood on four legs, their big bee behind sticking out behind them under a pair of translucent wings. Their faces were a little creepy, with big old mandibles and big black eyes that bulged out a bit, but they seed nice.

Their body was covered in fine, fuzzy fur-like stuff, all in black and bright yellows. And they were more... inoffensively fat than scarily big. Like a favourite auntie instead of a bodybuilder.

All three of them were bending over little patches of flowers, poking at them with sothing that I couldnt see from afar, and then dropping stuff into the satchels hanging by their sides.

Awa, no, I dont think so.

Right, well just circle around desert-wise. I dont think the environnt there would be hospitable to them, Amaryllis said.

Im going to go say hi, I said as I started walking.

You moron! Amaryllis said. She jogged to catch up to . What if they turn hostile?

Then we run, I said. But Im sure we can... beeco friends.

... I hate you, Amaryllis said.

I laughed and started skipping. Skipping was the best way to tell soone just by walking that you didnt intend any harm. No you dont! I sing-songed.

Looking ahead, I saw the beeple look up and then stare at each other. They started to approach us, their little wings beating at the air and completely failing to do much more than raise their butts a little.

Insight, I said as I hopped to a stop so two dozen ters away.

A busy big bee Worker Bee, level 10.

I could see level tens now! Neat! My Insight skill must have been relying on my actual level to so degree. All three of the bees gave the sa result when I checked them out with Insight. Maybe that was normal for bees. They were ant to be a sort of hive people from what I could rember.

The bee in the lead stepped up in front of her sister bees. She shook her bottom, slid into a quick Lindy Hop to one side, then fox trotted back to the middle, her four legs swinging this way and that. Hey there loves, what are you doing in this neck of the woods? she boogied.

I opened my mouth to reply, then choked. I... I wasnt ant to talk to the bees. Sothing told that I had to... move? It was weird, a sort of knowledge on how to shake and sing and disco what I wanted to say.

Watch over my backpack, I said to the girls as I took off my pack. I gave it to Awen, then poured Orange out of my bandoleer and handed the kitty to Amaryllis.

What are you doing? Amaryllis said.

Im going to talk to the nice bee people, I said.

I took two quick steps towards the bee girls, then stopped when I saw them flinching back a little. I smiled on account of smiling never being a bad thing, then I let the weird instinct guide .

Hello bee people, I bunny hopped. My na is Broccoli Bunch, I charlestoned to the side. Lets be friends, I ended with so disco flair.

The bees stared.

My friends stared.

Orange tucked herself into Amaryllis chest and went to sleep.

Awa, what are you doing? Awen asked.

They talk by moving, I said. Its really neat!

The bee in the lead buzzed her wings, then started to waggle talk in what looked to like a real excited voice. She hopped forwards on all four legs, her little arms waving around into a tight mambo step that turned into a butt-wiggling salsa.

Girl, you have got one weird accent. Pleasure to et you though. Most two legged folk dont bother to even waggle hello these days. I swear. Im Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two. These are my sisters, Daisy Six-of-Twelve and Marguerite Five-of-Thirty.

I clapped my hands, a huge grin spreading across my face before I translated for the others in a hurry.

My reply ca in the form of a bit of krumping that turned into a robot dance midway through.

Pleased to et you all! Im Broccoli, these are my best friends, Amaryllis and Awen and Orange!

Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two Harlem shook a reply. So what are you fine folk doing out in these fields over here? And are you the Broccoli thats got all those dryads up in a tizzy?

Were just crossing over to a place called Rosenbell, I jitterbugged. And you heard about ? From so dryads?

We sure have.

The only dryad I ever t was Oak in the Darkwoods.

Thats the one, girl, Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two jived. If youre heading over to that human place, then we can show you a faster way than walking.

Oh? I flexed. How? That would be really nice.

Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two square-danced my comnt away. Nice girl like you. No one will mind if you use the hiveways just for a bit. We can talk pollen on the way.

I dont know much about pollen, I twisted back. But I do love flowers!

What in the world are you doing? Amaryllis asked, her patience finally at an end.

I stood a little taller, panting just a bit from all the weird contortions and bouncing I had to do. Talking to Henrilock and her sisters here. They have a way to get to Rosenbell faster than by walking, I said. I had never really appreciated being able to just... talk before. It was way less tiring.

That... would be acceptable. Depending on what this thod is.

I shrugged. I dont know. Sothing about a hiveway? Its kind of hard to understand everything with the whole dancing language.

Amaryllis shook her head. I dont know if I trust them, she said.

I looked over to the big bee girls and tilted my head. They seem friendly enough. Let ask them sothing real quick.

The bee girls didnt seem to mind talking to my friends at all. In fact, I had the impression that few things really bothered them.

Hey, I was wondering, would you like to be friends? I cha chad real smooth.

Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two

Desired Quality: Friendly, likes flowers and honey

Dream: To find lots of pollen for the hive

Girl, you should know that were always down for being friends, Henrihock danced.

I smiled and turned to my friends. They seem really nice, I said. Id follow them.

Awa, we can try? Awen said.

Amaryllis shook her head and buried it in her talons. Fine. But if this turns into so sort of disaster, Im blaming you, Broccoli.

I turned to the bees and waggled our approval, and how grateful we were.

A mont later I was distracted when a screen popped up before .

Congratulations! Through repeated actions your Dance skill has improved and is now eligible for rank up!

Rank E is a free rank!

Grinning, I accepted the rank up and then jumped when I saw the bee girls moving off ahead of us.

I took my backpack back from Awen and ran after the bees, the girls following after with only a few complaints from Amaryllis.

The bee girls lead us across open plains and down a few valleys, sotis dance-walking to complint a particularly flowery bush, or to warn of a bad scent in the air. I skipped ahead of them and sniffed at so of the flowers that looked extra sniffable, but I mostly stayed close.

The sun was still only approaching its zenith when the bee girls pointed ahead to a sort of little hillock with a big old hexagonal hole cut into its side. Another big bee was standing there, wearing beige-yellow armour around her fuzzy body and carrying a long spear by her side.

The girls accompanying us and the guard danced back and forth a little, the moves so fast and fluid that I had a hard ti following.

Whats going on? Amaryllis asked.

Theyre asking for permission to let us in, I think, I said.

Amaryllis relaxed a little. Good.

Good? I repeated.

Yes. If we had been let in easily, then the likelihood that it was a trap would increase. It being difficult ans that they dont usually have guests. Or it could be a double bluff to lure us into a false sense of security.

I looked at the conversation and then shrugged. I think the guard is mostly worried we might bring bugs in with us.

Soon we were let into the tunnel, and I found myself gasping as I looked out and down a passageway that seed to stretch on forever.

What is this place? I turkey trotted with so difficulty. The tighter corridor made swinging my legs just-so a bit hard.

Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two wiggled in laughter. This is the hiveway. Were big girls, if you know what I an. Cant be picking pollen from the sa flowers all day or well go hungry. So we spread out across the whole valley.

Aweso, I whispered.

The bee girls led us into the passage a little ways until we arrived in a sort of little hangar with so carts off to the side. There were two tracks running down into the depths of the tunnel, both illuminated by glowing honeycomb-like things hanging from the rocky ceiling.

Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two ushered us into a little cart, then she and her sisters started to beat their wings so hard that I squeaked and had to slap my hat back on.

Wings too weak to lift the big bees off the ground, were more than enough to give the cart so serious thrust.

Soon we were barrelling down the tunnel so fast that the lights above flashed by faster than I could blink and cast us all in glowing oranges that waxed and waned along with my drumming heartbeat.

Awa! Awen cheered. Were so fast!

Ahead of us, the tunnel opened up a bit to one side, and I gripped the edge of the cart so that I could see what was coming better.

Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two stopped beating her wings and turned to face us. The electric boogaloo she danced was a bit tight, but I understood it all the sa.

Were gonna cross one of the artisanal halls where our sisters make things. Wiggle your hellos! she said.

I gasped as the tunnel opened up and we started to cross a long bridge over a sea of little stations, each one manned by a busy bee fast at work making all sorts of things. More than one looked up in curiosity as we rocketted past.

Say hi! I told the girls.

H-how? Awen asked.

Like this, I said as I stood up and wiggled my booty over the edge of the cart for a friendly hello.

Awa, I think, I think Ill just wave, Awen said.

I stared down at all the workers and noticed that they were all making neat things, but instead of working like in a factory, each one was working on an entire piece individually. Each one was working in their own little hexagonal cubicle (was it a cubicle if it wasnt cube-shaped?) and seed focused on the task before them.

I saw pouches being made, and jars being glazed in little kilns and all sorts of weapons being lovingly crafted by a hive of workers.

So cool, I said.

I danced a bit with Henrihock Four-of-Seventy-Two, asking her why they didnt just use an assembly line for most things. Then we had a marvelous conversation about what an assembly line is.

It passed the ti until we arrived at our destination.

***

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