Classroom of the Elite, but Diary-Style Chapter 52 52: — Don’t Use It to Harass Other People’s Ears

"Do you want to make this ssage public?"

The system's voice sounded again.

This ti, Asakusa Toru answered without hesitation:

"Yes!"

Of course he had to make it public.

If he didn't, could he even call himself human?

"Do you want to add an 'annotation' to this ssage?"

The confirmation prompt appeared again.

"Oh? You can annotate it too?"

He straightened up imdiately.

"Then I'd better give the little princess a proper label."

But what exactly counted as an "annotation"?

He soon found out.

"A single question mark is too simple. It doesn't show her identity clearly."

"Just tagging her identity isn't enough either. I need everyone to feel how important this na is."

"And a question mark is just a question mark. The thoughts and emotions behind it are another thing. That needs to be interpreted."

"She only wrote '?'. Can I maybe… ah, no, that's not allowed."

His pen flew across the page.

With a grand gesture, he added a massive annotation to the princess's precious little question mark.

So the ssage in the diary beca:

[The Number-One Romance-Brained Super-Connected Frail Rich Princess Who Never Touches the Ground:

"?"

When I type this question mark, it doesn't an I have a problem. It ans I think you have a problem. Maybe you don't. But after thinking carefully, you probably still do.]

This was what you called "recognizability."

Actually, he wanted to write an even more outrageous word.

But the diary stopped him.

So he settled for "never touches the ground" instead.

Not because it was too an.

Because the diary wouldn't allow it.

Then he thought:

If the princess's ssage could be "decorated," what about the two-faced girl's ssage?

He flipped back to Kushida's massive 27-page rant.

"Wow, that's a lot… I don't really want to edit all of this…"

"Huh? You can delete—no, 'feature' parts of it?"

Hearing the rules, he grinned.

So basically:

Bad comnts? Delete them?

Nice.

Way too nice.

He flipped through the pages rapidly, searching for a suitable excerpt.

Can't use the ones insulting .

Can't use the ones insulting the diary.

Then—

"This one."

He stopped.

"But if it's only cursing D-Class, isn't that too obvious?"

"If you're going to curse, why not curse everyone?"

He stroked his chin thoughtfully.

"Since exaggeration—ah, I an, 'annotation'—worked before…"

"Then if I do it like this…"

"Oh. That works."

His eyes lit up.

Then don't bla .

Bla the diary.

First: feature it.

Then: decorate it.

Finally: curse everyone.

[Stamp-Hand Sister:

Stupid Sakayanagi Seiji, stupid Sakagami Kazuma, stupid Chabashira Sae, stupid Hoshinomiya Chie, stupid Yamauchi Haruki, stupid Sakayanagi Arisu, stupid Hashimoto Masayoshi, stupid Horikita Suzune, stupid Ike Kanji, stupid Ryuuen Kakeru, stupid Ishizaki Daichi, stupid Kanzaki Ryuji, stupid Asakusa Toru, stupid Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, stupid Kouenji Rokusuke, stupid Kushida Kikyo, stupid Hasebe Haruka, stupid Nagumo Miyabi, stupid Horikita Manabu—

You're all idiots! All idiots! Super ultra idiots! This whole school is a rotten idiot school!]

Looking at the distorted, diary-adjusted version that was still recognizable yet disconnected from reality, Asakusa smiled in satisfaction.

Insulting directly? Not allowed.

Insulting "Asakusa Toru"? Totally fine.

Ancient wisdom says: a person must have principles.

Clearly, our two-faced "Stamp-Hand Sister," Miss Kushida Kikyo, lacked conviction.

If you're going to curse people, do it properly.

Don't just curse D-Class.

Don't just curse students.

There are so many idiots in this school.

Why assu teachers aren't idiots?

Why assu the chairman isn't?

Why assu staff aren't?

Exactly.

The whole school is an idiot school.

That's the spirit.

And hey—

If everyone's an idiot…

Maybe you are too?

So tell .

Should idiots be cursed?

Of course.

Absolutely.

Curse them properly.

The only pity was that these ssages wouldn't be fully public.

Only diary holders could see them.

Sure, he could copy and leak them.

But he had no good anonymous thod yet.

So—

Hurry up and give a good reward.

[Today's record completed. Evaluation: A. Drawing reward.]

[Reward obtained: Skill "Voice Transmission."]

As if responding to his thoughts, the long-delayed settlent finally arrived.

Naturally, he instantly understood how the skill worked.

Na: Voice Transmission

Type: Skill

Effect: Condense your voice and transmit it in one direction to a chosen target.

Note: "Do not use it to harass other people's ears."

"…Damn. Even voice transmission now."

Feeling the ability respond like an extension of his body, Asakusa looked surprised.

This was his first skill.

But—

"Then why the hell didn't you give skills earlier?!"

He thought this diary only gave items.

If it could give skills, why give him a gym mbership instead of a full physique?

…So he could touch legs more conveniently?

What kind of personal trainer nonsense is that?

Putting the leg issue aside—

The mont he saw this skill's effect, he rembered his old D-rank reward.

Na: Bowtie Voice Changer

Type: Item

Effect: Input enough voice samples to build models. You may freely choose which model to use.

Note: "Not Conan."

Combine this.

With Voice Transmission.

And you tell —

"You're not allowed to harass people"?

Yeah, right.

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