“That would have been too easy,” John said, having been unable to use Observe on that new elental. The fight had been a lot closer than he anticipated, solely because Lydia’s prediction about Maximillian’s arrogance had beco true.
Still, Lydia had pulled out her surprise, and Maximilian had hidden his own. “We should go and pick her up,” Rave added, realizing that the fight was over but Lydia actually wasn’t moving. The platform to allow her to get back up had materialized, but John could easily guess that the princess either had exhausted herself to the point of being unable to move or had followed in the recent trend set by Rave and knocked herself out in the process.
“I’ll go get her,” Momo said and flew off. It would have probably been quicker to send Thana down there, but the blood mage would make it an insanely bumpy ride. Interestingly, the wounded Maximillian didn’t imdiately limp towards his own lift nor the Apothecaries coming to take care of him.
Instead, he checked on Lydia. “You make sure that she sleeps this out,” Maximillian told Momo once she arrived. John followed the scene throughout their connection.
“Of course I will,” the support said with a flabbergasted expression. “What do you think I will do? Put her on a bed of needles?”
“You like running your mouth,” the black hole tremored sarcastically.
Maximillian shook his head with an amused smile, “Whatever, as long as she will be in a state where she can still beco my minister of finances. Can’t have her butt be unable to calculate my spending.”
“Wow, you really are prince charming, aren’t you?” Momo drily returned.
“KING charming if anything. Also, she dumped , so for all I care,” he helped pick the unconscious princess up, “I think I am being a pretty nice guy here.”
‘He is not completely wrong,’ John thought as Momo took to the air. ‘I took him for a hot-head but it seems more that he is just wearing his heart on his sleeve and loves showbusiness. Guy would maybe not be the worst emperor… or movie director.’ “Do you think he would give up if I landed him a job in Hollywood?” John asked Thana.
“The fuck?” she was predictably confused.
“Maximilian, I think he would have a lot of fun in that scene,” he elaborated.
“Okay, listen here, you foolish dingle-cracker, if you don’t stop worsening my eternal cesspool of nonsensical fucking thoughts and love induced jealousy tirades, I am going to rip off your balls and stuff them into the ovaries you will grow once I am done with you.”
“Dingle-cracker?” John laughed, ignoring her threats. She was too attached to him to an it.
“You try staying original with your curses for several fucking weeks! Try it, you hard-cocked, Asian loving truckfucker,” Thana aggressively pouted. He pat her on the head to calm her down a bit, which got him a wave of overly shrill laughter followed by a light kick to the shin. “Don’t just touch and act like that will fix shit!” she complained and then side-stepped Rave trying to hug her from behind. “I an it!”
“Yeah, sure ya do,” Rave stuck out her tongue but didn’t start another attempt. “Give it two hours and she will beg for a spanking, ya know it,” the Lightbearer whispered to her boyfriend.
“I can hear you!” Thana growled, which set an end to that discussion as Momo landed back on the platform. “I put her rapier into my inventory, but sobody else please carry her,” the support requested. “Don’t get wrong, I can definitely carry her, but it kind of sses with my flying.”
“Yeah, hand her over,” John said with hesitation and took her off Momo (who carried her like a backpack) and then held her like a proper princess. That she dangled about like an unconscious sack of potatoes took the heroic aspect out of the look.
The problem with passed out people was that they had pretty much no body tension. However, there was one way to maybe fix this, a trick that had worked rather easily with Rave. ‘Here goes nothing,’ John thought and raised Lydia’s upper body, handling her a bit roughly to sling her arm around the back of his neck.
Now John didn’t know if this was sothing that humans just did or if this was highly unusual. Neither did he know whether what happened next was caused by so conditioning related to his pretty unique sll thanks to that oil that Nathalia provided. Which, he had tested, wasn’t a Libido increasing perfu in disguise. He had both asked the dragoness and asked Momo to find out what it actually was. It was just a very nice slling oil with an astounding list of ingredients related to volcanic monsters.
When questioned how she got her hands on that oil, Nathalia had just said, “I have hobbies as well.”
The tangent of his mind aside, what happened was that Lydia’s ‘cuddle reflex’ kicked in and she wrapped her second arm around him as well. Still unconscious, she held onto him tightly, making it a lot easier to carry her off.
Which they then did. Luckily most journalists had decided that the traditionalist candidate not following one of his country's oldest traditions was more interesting a headline than an unconscious princess getting carried away.
The few that decided otherwise soon had to face a whole different terror as soon asThana spied them. “Fucking paparazzi,” she growled, decisively pissed off. A wave of her arm and projectiles of blood ripped through caras. “FUCK OFF!” she scread at the people, who promptly did as the drops flew back to Thana. The destroyed caras were left right there.
“You are in a bad mood today,” John noted after a few minutes of silence, during which they got onto one of the many mana streets criss-crossing through the sky.
“I wasn’t until you started confusing , and now I am in an extra shitty mood cause you shitty shithead had to make jealous again.”
“Ya really need to get that jealousy problem under control,” Rave noted.
“I know!” Thana threw her hands into the air. “It’s really fucking annoying, AND it makes this scratching worse! What does a girl need to get carried like a princess around here!? Do I really need to pass the fuck out, is that it?!”
“Yes, cause that’s what I did when you got reborn and I had to get you ho,” John told her.
“Urgh, I barely even knew you then, only knew that you were a decent fucker,” the blood mage complained. “Now I love you and this shit keeps happening.” Suddenly she grabbed her heart and fell to the floor. “OH NO!” she scread, still getting carried along with them thanks to the carrying properties of the river of solid mana they were standing upon; “So dust in my eyes! This is the worst!”
“Since when does dust in your eye give you a heart attack?” Momo asked. Silence. Thana kept laying on the floor, face pressed against the mana stream, until they were about to hit the end. “You may need to get u-“ John tried to warn her but in a display of impressive (and very weird) bendability, Thana rolled her legs up until they connected to the floor next to her head and then swung herself back upright just in ti to take a step off the mana street.
Then she turned around and laughed at them, unpleasantly loudly. “The look on your stupid faces right now is almost as good as the imagination of beating Herman up with his own gasmask,” the blood mage told them.
“I am honoured to hear that your violent mood swings are as prevalent as ever,” a tired voice spoke from below John.
“Slept well?” John asked Lydia who pressed her eyelids together and blinked a few tis to get used to the world again.
“Can’t say I did, no… I presu Maximillian didn’t do the favour and lost to bleeding?”
“No,” he gave it to her straight and then reported what had happened in detail.
To his surprise, one that was pleasant in nature, Lydia did not attempt to be put down. When asked about the matter, she answered that the public damage was already done, so she might as well enjoy it. “She is not wrong,” Momo, hovering beside them as they went up to the door, inford the group. The support was looking at her smartphone, eyes flying over the screen.
“What do you an by that?” John asked.
“I an that there is a photo of you in the tournant subreddit,” she answered.
“Your stupidly paper-white ass, there isn’t, I literally just destroyed the people’s caras!” Thana complained.
“You would be surprised what private people possess,” the monochro girl reminded everyone and waved the smartphone in her hand so more.
They checked on that statent once they all got comfortable in the living room. “The rumour machine on reddit is as wild as ever,” John noted as he went through the comnts. Opinions were mixed, as always. Most people just kept the neutral stance of saying that this wasn’t anything special, he just carried her cause soone had too. Others said this was him forcing himself on an unconscious woman.
Lastly there was the crowd of people who wished he would thoroughly plough that stern arse, as they would if they had the chance. “Ya got a gargantuan fan there, soone called Omnius,” Rave pointed out and quoted. “‘Wow, what a baller, surrounded by beautiful chicks. He better be carrying the hopes of mankind and getting his dick wet with all of them, nothing worse than having your cake and not eating it.’ He is defending ya against pretty much all the haters.”
“Huh, well I thank him for his services for haremkind,” John said and gave a ntal salute to whoever that guy might be. He would have done it physically as well, but his hands were in pleasant places right now.
“I must admit, that was a rather entertaining brawl,” Nathalia said, for once joining them on the couch.
“What is up with you?” John asked.
“Describe what you an, John, and maybe I shall grant you an answer,” Nathalia's husky voice impatiently corrected him.
“I an that normally you would be gobbling up at that Aclysia throws at you right now,” he detailed further.
“Ja, like a tiger in a zoo,” Rave backed up her boyfriend, who she was cuddling. The other side was claid by Nia today, who wordlessly had attached herself to him and hadn’t been moving since. Like, not even an inch. The only sign of her being even alive was her breathing and occasional blink.
There was also his lap, where Thana was actually sitting and grinding her ass against his underwear, because he had been divested of his pants the mont he had sat down. “I feel like I should be close to what may beco my family,” Nathalia said with crossed arms.
Now that caused general confusion amongst the table. “When did you make that decision?” John wondered.
“A few days ago, just prove yourself and I might mate with you,” the dragoness said, her thumb running over the back of her other hand as they wrestled with each other.
“Don’t ya mate with him like every day?” Rave asked.
“No, I fuck him every day,” Nathalia corrected with a growl, only to then avert her eyes. “Mating is sothing different entirely that I do not have experience in myself.”
That was when it clicked with everyone in the room. “Fuck no, I am having John’s first kid,” Thana spat out.
“”When was that decided?”” John and Rave asked simultaneously.
“Never, I just want it to be this way!” Thana pouted. “But sure, have it your way.”
“No, just, can we slow down?” John asked; “Why now, Nathalia?”
“Because I feel like you are worthy, or at least you are worthy enough to try and prove your actual worth. We will see,” she gave so cryptic comntary. The Gar was deeply confused, but also flattered. If she had no experience in it that ant, by extension, that he was the first who got this chance. Either that or he would be the first one to succeed, which he planned to do even if the prospect of siring so children with a goddess kind of scared him.
Well, he could always try to convince her to have children later. For a start, his ego and dick scread at him to take up this chance. Actually, there was one more thing he needed to know here. “Would you mating with entail that you will only ever mate with ?” he asked.
Nathalia froze; obviously, she had not thought about that whatsoever. “If you are worthy to be my mate, you should be able to satisfy on your own,” she mumbled and then turned her lava pool like eyes on John. “If you manage to beco my mate, this shall be my promise onto you that I will swear off all other n on this world for the ti of your lifespan.”
And now he was triply motivated to do whatever he needed to do to prove his worth. “What do I need to do?”
“We will see when I am satisfied,” she answered with sothing that wasn’t an answer at all.
“Can you be a bit more specific?” he requested.
“No, for I do not know the answer myself, I will just know when the ti arrives.” Nathalia nodded to herself.
“I do love you, Nathy, but I swear that you are one selfish creature,” John complained and gained himself a dismissive glare and horny smile in the sa second.
“I am the fire of destruction, I have no need to play by your rules,” she said.
“All of this aside,” Lydia, whose patience now was at an end, “and before this escalates into yet another round of pre-eating coitus…”
“Today’s al is noodle based, I do not recomnd leaving it on the stove for too long,” Aclysia added in.
“…Yes, before the orgy happens, seeing how John is already naked below the waist…” the princess was right, his underpants had indeed been slipped off. Also, Thana did look like she would take any excuse for his dick to slip into her. “…Please let us quickly collect our current situation.”
“Our situation is very simple,” Salamander yawned and threw a small fla at a candle, igniting it, and then pulling it back towards her, putting the fire out. It was a process she repeated constantly, like soone throwing and catching a rubber ball. “Tomorrow is Sunday, therefore off, and the last solo fight is Nia, who is very likely to lose.”
John felt the pressure on his left arm slightly increase. “Sorry,” Nia spoke.
“Hey, you haven’t lost yet,” he tried to talk her up.
“Yes, and we should at least try to win, as Rave’s fight and today has shown it might be possible even if the odds are against us,” Lydia nodded.
“So, I should be spending a whole day with Nia to train her, is what you are saying?” John presented his idea while really just asking for confirmation.
“I was thinking that you should do Assaults, but do what is most efficient, I trust you,” Lydia said and stood up. “Now let us eat. Thana, keep your urges in check until afterwards please!”
“How about I suck his cock under the table?” Thana asked. John rather liked that idea.
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