Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary! Chapter 100: Never Seen Someone So Shameless

In an instant, ding-ding-ding—countless communication signals rang out within the Demonkin Association’s transmission hub.

And then, in the next mont.

The signal connected.

Without another word, chanus grabbed that chanical insect, yanked it toward him, and tore into the transmitter with an urgent, furious roar:

“Hey!! Hey!! Which one of you is an Operator!! Don’t you dare fold-jump again!! Soone’s impersonating ! The order you received is fake!! I’ll say it again: stop sending people over!!”

Inside the communications hub.

The Operators listened to the “Vice President” voice coming through the line, glanced at one another.

Smirks appeared simultaneously on their faces.

Oh, really!

Turns out chanus did have foresight! He warned soone might hack the signal to confuse them, and sure enough—here it cos!

“Heh.” one Operator responded mockingly:

“Not bad, you can mimic our Vice President’s voice so well. Looks like you put in so effort. Impersonating the Vice President? Hahahaha, calling the thief a thief—what a slick trick!”

chanus was about to explode with anger.

“Listen clearly! I am your Vice President! I am chanus!!”

He snarled:

“My identity code is 0352372! Get your superiors over here right now!!”

The Operators sneered one after another;

one of them picked up the transceiver and said:

“Well, even stole the ID code so neatly, huh? You want to et our superior? Hahahaha, are you kidding? Do you think our superior is soone you can see just because you say so?”

“Don’t waste ti arguing with him. Giving a chanical insect permission to impersonate the Vice President—really shows a severe lack of intelligence. Leave it to ;

I just downloaded a whole compendium of profanity for all the major species from the info vault. Been waiting for a chance to use it…”

Then, in the next instant.

A barrage of ancestral curses and family insults erupted from chanus’s side. Nᴇw novel chapters are publɪshed on N()velFire

The “mom count” was off the charts!

On average, every three sentences ntioned his mother, two ntioned his father, and they routinely used his smallness as a taphor!

chanus trembled all over as he listened.

“I… I… I damn—”

“What ‘I’ are you talking about? You think if you ‘oof’ it’ll change the reality of your pathetic smallness? You think if you ‘woof’ you can replace Dog’s place in our hearts?”

“You… you…”

“What ‘you’—have you looked in a mirror? To be that ugly you must’ve worked hard at it. What sin did your parents commit? Don’t they ever cry? The Dark World already has plenty of hideous creatures, and you’re bent on dragging the bottom of the world even lower?!”

“I damn—”

“Do you have no sha at all? Ugly as you are and still coming out to lie to people—honestly, I have never seen soone so… shaless!”

“Aaah—aaah—”

chanus howled to the sky, so furious he could no longer hold it in;

a mouthful of blood suddenly exploded from his lips.

Blood sprayed five paces.

Already ntally shattered by that human earlier, and now verbally pumled by his own subordinates for over ten minutes—no amount of psychological fortitude could withstand that.

He clutched his chest, shoved the nearby chanical insect away, and shakily pointed toward Lynn on the distant head, quivering as he stamred:

“I… I… I will not share… share…”

Pff—

A second mouthful of blood blasted out. Half of chanus’s chanical components exploded with popping sparks and billowed thick black smoke.

His eyes rolled back;

chanus coughed and gurgled blood, eyes bulging, sparks crackling across his body, then he froze—deadlocked.

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……

anwhile, in the distance.

The Titan Head, who had been watching through a telescope, unusually did not erupt in rage.

The tentacles behind his skull waved left, then right, revealing that he was in a rather favorable mood at that mont.

The female skull held her telescope with satisfaction, licking her long tongue across her lips, saying:

“My daughter really found—quite a good boyfriend—”

“Calling my girl over—and treating her with this much food—really—makes one’s heart stir—”

“Don’t you think so—old man—”

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The Titan Head opened his viscous, enormous maw in a grimace and said:

“Sweet talk—sly tricks—trying to kidnap my girl with a al—no way—”

The Unicorn Ghost King (.;

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.) said: “But I still feel that the young one’s true goal might just be to get his niece to help him deal with the Demonkin Association’s threat. I think that guy is using his niece as a weapon!”

The Unicorn Ghost King (.;

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.) said: “But I still feel that the young one’s true goal might just be to get his niece to help him deal with the Demonkin Association’s threat. I think that guy is using his niece as a pawn!”

“No—”

The female skull slurped her lips and watched at a distance through the telescope the endlessly arriving “food” that looked delectable.

“This is food—not a threat—they look really tasty—”

Even the Titan Head, unusually, did not argue;

he continued observing through the telescope.

The Unicorn Ghost King gaped in astonishnt.

No… no way…

He had forgotten…

To beings of origin-level existence, that truly did not count as a threat;

at most it was a bit of unruly food that could be freely taken and eaten…

From their level of cognition, this was probably just so kid inviting their daughter to co back and join in devouring a bunch of squealing piglets who rushed over delivering themselves…

He was sweating heavily.

……

At the sa ti, inside the Demonkin Association.

Deep within the Hanging Tower’s core, in a massive underground vessel.

A vast consciousness slowly awakened.

The large-scale mobilization of the Association’s chanical creatures had finally attracted its attention.

“What’s going on?!” that gloomy voice rumbled from the underground vessel.

“How can there be such a large troop movent?! The void fold-jumpers are all activated? Who issued the order?”

The mont it awoke, its awareness instantly blanketed the entire Hanging Tower, seeing the mass chanical mobilization inside.

Inside the core area.

Beside that giant vessel, dozens of attendants responsible for maintaining its operation imdiately dropped to one knee and said:

“Report to President: This is the Vice President chanus’s order. Vice President chanus encountered a threat offsite that requires a large combined military response, so an urgent report was sent so ti ago requesting ergency reinforcent by the army.”

“Which is why there is the current large-scale mobilization.”