--- Kamiko ---
As Kamiko was finishing up the last bit of those twenty steaks, one of the twins asked "So… we got a bit lost there because Brella arrived… but could we go back to the whole 'sentient plant' thing?"
Kamiko stumbled slightly at the question, nearly throwing burning oil over herself. Not truly dangerous to her but it wouldn't have been great for her clothes. Kamiko managed to recover, and glance over at… Chen, probably. "Oh… um… what do you want to talk about in regards to that?"
The twins shared a look and the other one spoke, "Well we sort of just assud that talking plants weren't real, or that they were just monsters… so like… what's up with that?"
"Um…" Kamiko glanced towards the door. "The specifics are probably sothing Hunter and g could go over better… when I say they hunt things… I an they hunt just about everything. Still… I guess I can try?
"Um… ok I can try? Just… bear in mind that I'm massively simplifying here and just taking these three examples as a spectrum of sentience for plant based lifeform. It's no hard and fast rule see. Most dinsions are different even if there ARE trends for it so… um… let's go with treants, alarunes, and dryads. In that order.
"Now, once again, I'm about to provide you with a massive oversimplification for a lot of things. They can all be sentient to varying degrees but… most generally it goes like this. Treants are at the bottom. They are basically trees that can walk. Sotis they're more like 'the will of the forest' but pretty often? They're trees that can walk around and… well that's about it.
"They aren't smart, they react to 'attacks' against trees as if you'd attacked one of their 'pack' but fundantally aren't that smart. Interestingly enough though? They don't, normally, eat any sentient creature. Attack and kill? Yes quite regularly but they don't need to eat at because… well they are trees. They just sit around and absorb silent for the most part.
"A step up from that is the 'classical' alarune. They, in this example, are our sentient-like monster example. This can range from simply looking like attractive people, usually won, all the way up to forming real sentences… that don't always an anything…"
"Hold on," interrupted Malt. "What do you an but 'full sentences that don't an anything'. I feel like the treant section made sense but I feel like you're losing a bit here,"
"Um… I guess I can give you a more in depth example?" offered Kamiko awkwardly. "So… um… at a base level alarune are attractive looking flowers with... varying anatomical accuracy that use powerful pheromones to first draw in, then befuddle prey with the intent on drawing them in close enough to eat. Sort of like a pitcher plant? If you have those? Or venus fly traps?
"Just with much stronger pheromones and abilities. They don't just target sentients but we seem to provide… more nutrients? Perhaps more specifically digestible mana? I don't really know…" Kamiko scratched her cheek awkwardly as she tried to figure out how to pivot back to the explanation before just shrugging and going for it. "So… um right. Pheromones to first draw in, and then befuddle.
They also usually boost plant life around them and can control it. So… lots of valuable herbs that they can then use to further kill you.
"Ideally for these alarunes? You'll get close and try to… um… copulate with them. That puts you directly in arms reach and they can apply more potent poisons directly to the skin. Allowing for the easy subduing of prey and eventual consumption. Um… but they can be a bit more advanced then that.
"The step up from just 'look hot with pheromones' is that they can cry out like they're in pain… or passion. Pretend to have a bit more of a mind just not understanding language. They can also try to mimic body language… but the most advanced ones speak, they'll say stuff like 'co help ' or 'why don't we spent a little ti together'… but demonic translation rarely works on them,"
The twins asked the obvious follow up question together. "Why is that?"
"Because they don't AN it. They don't know what any of the words an, and sotis they get the order wrong and stuff. They just know that certain words shared between the alarune root network draw more people in so they copy it. There's nothing to translate because they only aning they could arguably be trying to get across is 'please let eat you' if that," explained Kamiko.
Chen rolled her eyes, "So the plants are evil then? Not exactly convincing us that eating at is a good thing…"
"Oh um… I'm not really trying for that? I an there are plenty of dangerous predators, far more common then specific entities like alarunes… but there are plenty of bloodthirsty plants. So just for blood so not… but um… yeah I'm just trying to explain I guess? But dryads aren't usually like that!
"They are… also just trees like the treants but so much more. Their main and original bodies are giant trees but they are considered… 'born' when their spirit awakens sufficiently to make a separate remotely controlled body they can do stuff with. Though being 'born' is not the sa as 'awakening' but… no that's not what we're talking about.
"Um… dryads are normally really smart. It's a question of how… well they can understand other beings. They tend to be very in tune with nature and so see animals and things as 'other' in a way that's hard to convey… but others are super smart and really friendly! Kat's good friends with a couple of them… err… well TWO but that's a couple right?" offered Kamiko.
"Who's Kat?" asked Shen.
"Oh, um she's a good friend of mine. I think you'll et her if you leave? She's on watch outside at the mont… but she's a good friend… and um… much braver then I am. Though… maybe less knowledgeable about this sort of stuff? Hunter and g are still the best two to go for stuff like this…"
"Right but they're kinda…" Chen trailed off and Shen picked up "…intense. In just a lot of ways…"
Kamiko winced at the accurate description. *I see the question for what it is. They want to know more about those two and I gave them a good opening for it… how much do I really want to say though? Yeah they are intense and I'm quite sure g would happily slaughter you all if prompted? And like… how would I even begin to explain why Hunter is the way she is… that's… that's like a massive ask.*
"Um… I'm not… well they're not… hmm… I'm good friends with Kat but I'm not good friends with g and Hunter. Um… I've known Kat for a while… and Hunter is… getting there I suppose. I deal with a…" Kamiko's mind flashes to Sue. "… another extre personality as a regular friend. Um… she's called Sue and a bit… like hmm… imagine Sephy squared?"
"That would be a lot of sex," added Malt casually.
"Um… yeah. She's… she's trying to branch out a bit but yeah that's basically all she thought about for a long ti," said Kamiko with a wince, glad they'd taken up her deflection despite, or perhaps because of her nervousness… and feeling a bit bad for using Sue as a misdirection.
It felt rude and wrong in so way Kamiko couldn't really understand, even though what she'd said was fundantally true.
"How do you even deal with soone worse than Sephy? Like don't get wrong Sephy's alright but she does have an off switch… and I'm not entirely sure she's ever actually had sex with anyone," said Shen slowly.
Kamiko winced, not really wanting to say more about Sue without working out why she'd felt bad about what she'd said earlier. Clearly she was missing sothing… but the question was asked and knowing Sue? She'd be more than happy to explain… which made the feeling even harder for Kamiko to work out. "Um… well as I said she's branching out but sotis she does still go for it…
"But I guess it all cos back to her being a great person at the end of the day? She's unashad and confident in a way that I never felt like I could be. Um… not that I want to go out and have sex or anything… I'm comfortable to have that wait for a few more… centuries if it cos to that but like… hmm.
"Consent has always been super important to her for example. Sue is objectively quite attractive and she has no need to coerce anyone, or trick them into anything or use force. She's upfront and bright with her honest intentions and will happily play along for a unique experience. Sue is… Sue is a strange person but she's a dear friend and…" Kamiko sniffed. "… and the steaks done!
So we can all go eat now"
Kamiko totally wasn't running away from any further questionable questions.
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