Theodore was new, so he didn't know yet.
In the large Bat Family, every mber, regardless of whether they were rebellious or considerate, jointly adhered to an inviolable taboo.
This taboo was closely related to flas, explosions, irredeemable bloodstains, and charred compounds.
That insurmountable thick barrier was tightly linked with the butler's pained sighs, the sudden awakening in the middle of the night, and the countless days of bitterness rising on the tongue.
This taboo was—
Do not let Bruce Baby into the kitchen!
Seriously, Bruce's cooking is awful, okay?
He's the kind of guy who would put eggs in the microwave, directly place a rice cooker on a gas stove to boil, and even though he can't distinguish between salt and sugar, after careful discernnt, he'd pick up lye and sprinkle it into a soup pot.
Oh, right, that pot of lye-turned-borscht didn't burn through any little bird's or Batman's tongue. Because Bruce burned a hole in the bottom of the pot, thankfully.
Don't ask why the world's greatest detective can't handle a kitchen. If you ask, it's a mysterious Gotham Baby power.
So, that's why, when Theodore proactively invited Bruce to talk in the kitchen, Tim was so astonished that he even stood up on the spot.
No—wait a minute—this really can't happen—
Reviewing everything that happened tonight, even for Robin, it was too bizarre and exciting. My family, who would have thought?
Gotham was in chaos tonight—that's nothing, similar things happen every now and then, at least this ti it wasn't a full-blown Arkham riot—but Theodore actually took the opportunity to escape too.
And he escaped in the most primitive way, by 'tearing bedsheets into strips and tying them into dead knots,' almost getting cut in half by a laser cutter while climbing over the wall.
Robin: Theodore's skill level really makes one worry about him.
Robin thought pessimistically, would his new brother accidentally wander into the sewers and be chewed alive by Killer Croc before being found? Fortunately, he wasn't.
Killer Croc enjoyed a buffet of many criminals tonight and temporarily couldn't bother with Theodore's fragile little bones.
But another green-haired thug, suspected to be a mber of the Joker gang, noticed him.
Good news: Red Hood happened to be passing by there.
Bad news: Red Hood happened to be passing by there.
Without Batman knowing, Robin single-handedly dealt with Firefly, who was setting fires everywhere, while with his other hand, he furiously ssaged Oracle with lightning speed.
Robin: "Did you see clearly when you checked the surveillance?"
Robin: "The green-haired guy isn't from the Joker gang, right? He didn't wear lipstick, did he?"
Robin: "Oh, and when that green-haired guy was robbing, he wasn't carrying a crowbar, was he???" Jason doesn't have Dick's good temper.
Once Red Hood's PTSD is triggered, that green-haired guy will be shoved headfirst into a toilet and sawed by Red Hood for two hours straight, without even breaking his neck.
Oracle: "...No, don't worry, Tim. I told you before you worry too much." Fortunately, none of the terrible situations Robin worried about ultimately happened.
Bruce also made ti to talk to Theodore properly as Batman.
Only the worker Tim bore everything. He went back and forth to Arkham three tis in one night, and he didn't even drive the batmobile.
Tim: "..."
Forget it, he was used to it. What more could he ask for, as long as they were all fine.
Batman drove to pick up Theodore. After they t, Batman turned off the car's communication and talked to Theodore about sothing unknown.
Tim really wanted to listen, but he couldn't.
All eighteen of the wiretaps he had placed in the batmobile had been found by Batman earlier and thrown into his coffee box. A few days ago, when Dick ca ho, he even took two of them.
When communication was turned back on, Batman clearly looked like he had obtained important information. Tim: "..." What to do, he was even more curious.
Robin, scratching his heart and liver, knocked out Black Mask, who had woken up halfway, and announced to the unconscious Black Mask: "You know, Batman and Dwarf Falcon, they have a secret behind my back."
"Oh, I forgot, you can't hear right now."
Tim originally thought tonight's exciting drama would end here. Unexpectedly, he then witnessed Theodore letting loose.
In just half a night, Theodore managed to pull off astonishing stunts such as "driving away Batman's batmobile right in front of him," "admiring a Joker-green wig with sparkling eyes," and "praising Batman for being articulate."
Tim:
Especially the last one.
Even though Tim had been a fan of Batman and Robin for many years, applying an 800-ter-thick filter to Batman.
At this mont, he couldn't help but ask: Are you serious, Theodore???
Tonight, Robin returned ho earlier than Batman.
To prevent Theodore from becoming suspicious, for example, "Why did my adoptive father and adoptive brother disappear at the sa ti in the middle of the night, and my adoptive father's bloodstains are sowhat similar to Batman, whom I just t?" Tim was ready to cover for Bruce.
As a result, even after Batman circled the batmobile back into the Batcave and Bruce changed clothes in the Batcave and went upstairs, Theodore still hadn't entered the house.
Tim confird with Batman: "Bruce, did you make sure to drop him off at the manor gate?"
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