The Group Chat crowd was really about to laugh itself to death.
Yu Xiaogang is shalessness incarnate!
Absolutely hilarious.
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: This is the first ti I've ever found Yu Xiaogang kind of funny.]
[Dark Avenger: I just don't get it. Yu Xiaogang's read tons of theory, so how could he still ss up Blue Silver Grass this badly?]
[Su Yan: My guess? Yu Xiaogang's spirit ring plan for Blue Silver Grass is basically copied from Bibi Dong.]
[Bibi Dong: ???]
[Bo Saixi: Learn from Bibi Dong? Their Spirits aren't even the sa.]
[Cat in the Shadows: Because their Spirits are different, Blue Silver Grass got wrecked.]
[Su Yan: Even funnier—Yu Xiaogang: Bibi Dong, you listen up. If anything happens to Tang San, I'll destroy Spirit Hall no matter the cost.]
[Everyone: 666.]
[Liu Erlong: Hahaha!!]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: I'm dying—he actually dared say that?]
[Big Cat in the Shadow: Upper Three Sects, Two Great Empires—who doesn't want Spirit Hall gone? Who actually has the power to wipe it out?]
[Tang Yuehua: I want to ask—how did Bibi Dong keep a straight face when she heard that live?]
[Su Yan: Also—Yu Xiaogang: Tang San, this is a Ten-Year Lone Bamboo. Tough but weak on attack, high defense—perfect for your Blue Silver Grass.]
[Ah Yin: ???]
[Dark Avenger: Ten-Year Lone Bamboo?]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Blue Silver Saintess turned pale—she nearly stepped into a giant pit.]
[Loves Eating Carrots: Tang San thought: When I cooked for Tang Hao as a kid, I chopped this stuff for firewood every day!]
[Su Yan: Before using Immortal Herbs—Yu Xiaogang: Little San, with your talent, never rely on external things. After the herb pushed him past rank 30—Yu Xiaogang, overjoyed: Nine-Grade Purple Mushroom? Looks like I underestimated external power!]
[Su Yan: According to unofficial history, after Tang San beca a god he secretly found a quiet spot and kowtowed three tis to the Man Faced Demon Spider clan—then never contacted Yu Xiaogang again.]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: I'm laughing to death—Yu Xiaogang's actually a master codian?]
[Group mber Number Nine: When it cos to cody, Yu Xiaogang is the real Grandmaster.]
[Bo Saixi: Genius!]
[Winter Cutie: So that last line ans the Man Faced Demon Spider contributed more to Tang San's godhood than Yu Xiaogang, right?]
[Red Dust ng ng ng: Hahaha!!]
[Call Her Majesty the Empress: I still can't figure out how Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong ever fell for Yu Xiaogang.]
[Everyone: Hahaha!!]
Now Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong were depressed again—every ti Yu Xiaogang ca up they got roasted, a stain they could never scrub off for life!
One day as Blind Douluo,
a lifeti as Blind Douluo.
Dou 2.
Shrek Academy.
Ma Xiaotao's eyes suddenly lit up.
Eh?
Eh-eh-eh?
[Ma Xiaotao: Hold up, everyone. It's Xiaoya's turn now—speak up!]
[Dark Avenger: Say what?]
[Ma Xiaotao: Tang Ya: I didn't disgrace Tang Sect—I raised a god.]
[Everyone: Hahaha!!]
Inside the carriage.
Dugu Yan rocked with laughter, and even Su Yan was cracking up.
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Help—I'm really about to laugh to death.]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Hahaha!!]
[Winter Cutie: 666.]
[Call Her Majesty the Empress: Don't ask why I'm rolling on the floor—you people are just too funny.]
Dou 2.
By now Tang Ya, almost at Shrek City, was also stupefied.
She looked at Huo Yuhao sitting opposite her, half crying, half laughing.
Who could have guessed?
This slightly dazed guy could actually beco a god?
[Dark Avenger: You may not believe it, but I literally picked up a god outside my door.]
[Red Dust ng ng ng: Only regret—Tang Ya, why didn't you co up with the Ten Great Theories of Spirits?]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: Hahaha!!]
In the carriage.
The group laughed until they were half-dead.
Su Yan thought for a mont and felt sothing was off.
[Su Yan: Hold on, Tang Ya really did help Huo Yuhao. It was probably arranged by King Tang God, but her aid was huge.]
[Ma Xiaotao: That's true—Xiaoya gave Huo Yuhao the Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record to study and got him into Shrek Academy.]
[Ma Xiaotao: Xiaoya, where are you now?]
[Dark Avenger: Almost at Shrek City.]
[Su Yan: Let's keep chatting about Ice-Pure and Jade-Clean God-King Tang and his teacher God-King Yu Xiaogang.]
Spirit Hall.
Hu Liena exhaled in relief—her calamity was finally over, right?
Sigh~
Smack-smack!
Her perky butt was suddenly smacked.
Hu Liena looked up, dumbstruck, at her teacher Bibi Dong, eyes full of confusion.
Wasn't my calamity already past?
Bibi Dong ground her teeth. "That damned Yu Xiaogang—every ti because of him I can't lift my head in the Group Chat."
"He's driving crazy!"
Hu Liena's face was all grievance: Teacher! If Yu Xiaogang embarrasses you in the chat, what's that got to do with ?
Slapping my butt makes you happy, does it?
[Su Yan: We've already talked about Tang San's background; you all know his childhood stories.]
[Su Yan: That's right—Tang Hao was raised by Tang San.]
(Pic—tap to view.)
[Everyone: ???]
[Yanzi is not a Swallow: Please, no more jokes—I'm begging you.]
[Nine Treasures Little Princess: I'm dying—Tang Hao was raised by Tang San, hahaha!!]
[Winter Cutie: It should've been Tang Hao raising Tang San, but it turned out Tang San raised Tang Hao—I'm laughing to death too.]
[Cat in the Shadows: Tang Yuehua could love the house and its crow, treating Tang San as her own because of Tang Hao, yet Tang Hao ignored the child Ah Yin left behind.]
[Cat in the Shadows: From this you can tell Tang Hao never really cared about Ah Yin.]
[Ah Yin: That bastard Tang Hao better stay alive—next ti I see him I'll chop off his other leg.]
[Tang Yuehua: Can you guys stop dragging into this?]
[Liu Erlong: The Old Woman and I want to say the sa, but have they ever let us off? Not once!]
[Liu Erlong: Old Woman, I've figured it out—we need to eat every lon, devour all their gossip, then nobody can laugh at anyone else.]
[I Am an Orphan: Right—look, Hu Liena isn't laughing much today.]
[Bibi Dong: Whose lon are we eating tomorrow?]
[Cat in the Shadows: Today's lon isn't even finished and you're already eyeing tomorrow's?]
[Bo Saixi: Tomorrow we eat Zhu Zhuqing—starting with the Group Chat admins, public executions one by one.]
[Liu Erlong: Brilliant!]
[Bibi Dong: Rage-like!]
[Hu Liena: Both hands agree.]
[Tang Yuehua: So cool.]
[Ma Xiaotao: Sea God Island High Priest is mighty!]
[Dark Avenger: Hahaha!!]
[Everyone: 1 1 1.]
Inside the carriage.
The three admins—Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Xiao Wu—were stunned silly.
What the—
You jerks are just jealous, jealous that we got to be admins!
Can't you put in so effort yourselves?
Ah Yin couldn't help laughing. "Heh-heh, Zhuqing, you're in for it tomorrow."
Zhu Zhuqing's expression was complicated; she glanced at Su Yan. With Su Yan's personality, he probably won't hide anything.
But…
her older sister was also in the chat!
(End of Chapter)
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