The white flower arch, ring after ring, leads to a fairytale-like wedding stage.
As they walk by, petals fall on the red carpet, beautifully colorful.
The officiant is Yu Zimu, who steps aside to make room for the bride and groom.
Qin Shaojin gazes at Wen Nuan with a fervent expression.
Yu Zimu gently coughs and glances at the exquisite clock behind him, "It’s almost nine minutes past nine. This ti has a beautiful aning. Alright, next, the groom kneels and the bride and groom exchange wedding rings."
Qin Shaojin really wants to kick Yu Zimu off the stage, but he holds back. Why did grandma choose this joker as the officiant?
The ceremonial assistant brings up a pair of rings, the box opens next to Wen Nuan and Qin Shaojin.
Yu Zimu looks at Qin Shaojin, thinking of how this scoundrel made a move while he was bedridden, "Aren’t you kneeling yet?"
Qin Shaojin holds back his words, goes down on one knee, glancing at the auspicious dragon and phoenix rings, very festive, with beautiful jade embedded.
Taking the ring with the winding phoenix, he holds Wen Nuan’s hand, kisses it, and puts it on her ring finger.
Wen Nuan stands there, looking down at Qin Shaojin, feeling like she’s about to float away.
Once he’s done, she takes the ring to help Qin Shaojin put it on.
Yu Zimu, seeing the ring exchange completed, completely deviates from the script, "Now, let’s ask an interesting question."
Qin Shaojin, "..."
What kind of crazy officiant is this!
Yu Zimu looks at Qin Shaojin, smiling mischievously, "Groom, where does the bride touch you that excites you the most?"
Qin Shaojin lowers his voice, smiling innocently, warningly looking at Yu Zimu, "There are children here!"
Yu Zimu looks at the children, "Is it okay?"
The flower boys and flower girls stand there, like adorable angels, "It’s okay!"
Yu Zimu turns to Qin Shaojin, "See, the little ones know where they ca from, so it’s okay."
Qin Shaojin stands there, eyes coolly staring at Yu Zimu with a smile, his elegant long fingers adjusting his collar, "Anywhere she touches excites ."
Yu Zimu nods, "Oh."
Qin Shaojin kicks Yu Zimu off the wedding stage, making the entire audience laugh till they cry!
Yu Zimu gets up, dusting off his butt, "It’s okay, I’m not going to hold a grudge, the groom is just embarrassed and angry."
The little ones are also amused by Yu Zimu’s antics, suppressing laughter.
Yu Zimu walks back to the wedding stage with composure, "That was a small interruption, the wedding continues."
He glances at Wen Nuan, "Wow, the bride has a bust."
Wen Nuan, "..."
Now she also wants to kick Yu Zimu off the stage, but unfortunately, she doesn’t have the power to do so.
Yu Zimu walks over, "Alright, since the groom is nearby, I dare not verify it myself, so let’s test the bride’s honesty."
Wen Nuan, "..."
Inside she’s already cursed Yu Zimu hundreds of tis.
Qin Shaojin stands to the side, lowering his voice, "Nuannuan, don’t worry, once the wedding is over, I’ll pin him down so you can kick him as you please."
Wen Nuan, "Alright, dear husband."
Yu Zimu can’t help but speak out, "Because I perford too well, stealing the spotlight from the bride and groom, the couple is discussing how to physically harm ."
Qin Shaojin, "Just you wait."
Wen Nuan nods vigorously, "Yu Zimu, may you never get married in your life!"
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