Half an hour later…
"And so, that was my love experience. I hope it can bring inspiration to gumi-san."
After describing his entire history of marriages and divorces in one breath, Kawagoe nodded in satisfaction, as if he had completed an epic achievent.
(That wasn't love experience at all!!)
Shido shouted in his heart.
Rather, it was a perfect negative example.
Mikoto also smiled wryly in her heart.
"I see. What heavy love. But thank you, Kawagoe-san. Your experience gave very good inspiration."
gumi held Kawagoe's hand and shook it gratefully.
"Ohh, I'm very glad I could help you. If you have any other questions about love, please feel free to ask anyti. This is my phone number…"
"Mm! I'll be careful to avoid flavors that are too unpleasant, and I absolutely won't make the new biscuits into a failed product like Kawagoe-san's marriages!"
gumi said with a bright smile.
"Pghaa!"
In contrast, the instant Kawagoe heard gumi's words, he spat a spray of blood onto the ceiling.
"F-failed?"
"Mm. Just like biscuits with dried stinky fish or spoiled tofu as filling."
In contrast, gumi's face was still full of smiles.
"How could this happen?!"
As a result, Kawagoe fled from the place in tears.
gumi-san… is scary.
Shido looked at gumi and thought with cold sweat.
A sharp tongue that pierces right to the point.
Mikoto did not know what to say. Sohow, she felt gumi was not being sharp tongued on purpose. She was simply stating her thoughts from the point of view of designing biscuits.
It was just that those thoughts were a little… fatal to the person involved.
And so…
"Then, this person is Mikimoto-san."
Another Fraxinus love master was called over.
"Nice to et you. I am Mikimoto."
Mikimoto, who was extrely popular among the Filipinas at nightclubs and was known as "President," sat down in front of gumi.
"When talking about love, the most important thing is money."
He pushed up his glasses and said seriously.
"Pfft!"
Hearing Mikimoto's words, Shido sprayed out the black tea in his mouth.
"Cough… cough…"
Even Mikoto choked.
"Then, Mikimoto-san, please tell about the role money plays in love."
However, gumi listened seriously to Mikimoto's explanation.
As a result, during the ti that followed, Mikimoto began telling gumi about his experiences at nightclubs and the girls he t there.
"I see. I understand. In other words, compared to Mikimoto-san himself, the girls at the nightclub only like Mikimoto-san's money, right?"
After hearing him out, gumi pushed up her glasses and said with a single sharp strike:
"It's like love with no sincerity, where the biscuit recipe itself hasn't changed at all, and only the packaging has been changed to a Christmas limited edition. I understand. I'll make sure to avoid that kind of fake feeling!"
"Pghaa!"
This ti, it was Mikimoto's turn to spit blood.
(I've wondered this for a long ti.)
Shido looked at Mikoto, communicating with his eyes.
(Are they really love masters?)
Mikoto looked back at Shido, and the two of them sighed together.
"Nice to et you. I am Nakatsugawa."
After that, another crew mber, Nakatsugawa, ca to the shop.
"Let introduce them first. These are my two newlywed wives."
Nakatsugawa, a man who claid to have one hundred brides and to be a dinsion crosser, took out figures of two girls—one with short blue hair and one with short pink hair, both wearing maid outfits—and placed them on the table proudly.
"Wives… figures?"
gumi asked curiously.
"That's right. When it cos to love, it is sothing that can cross dinsions!"
Next, Nakatsugawa began telling the love story between himself and his figures.
"I see. Love with the two dinsional world. But in the end, isn't that just Nakatsugawa-san's imagination?"
After hearing him out, gumi asked with a smile.
"Pfft! Imagination?"
"Yes. Look, even if our company bought advertising rights from the company that produced Nakatsugawa-san's two wives, then released biscuits with blue filling and pink filling that those two ladies liked…"
"Please make sure to tell when they release! I'll line up to buy them! I'll definitely buy them!"
Hearing gumi's words, Nakatsugawa slapped the table and said that.
"That's completely wrong!"
However, gumi shouted with even greater force and will than him.
"In the end, those are only rights, right? Why would we know that two dinsional characters like eating our biscuits? In the first place—we can't sell our biscuits to so other world, can we?
That's why I'm saying—it's only a shut-in otaku's imagination!"
"Pghaa!"
Without a doubt, Nakatsugawa was shot down. Another streak of blood appeared on the ceiling.
(The n's group has been completely wiped out.)
Mikoto thought helplessly.
(Yeah. The n's group has been completely wiped out.)
Shido agreed in his heart.
"Hello, Takahashi-san. I am Minowa."
After that, stepping over the corpses of Kawagoe, Mikimoto, and Nakatsugawa, Minowa arrived.
She was a woman whose love was so deep that the law restricted her from entering within five hundred ters of the man she loved. Whether such a woman could move gumi's heart was sothing Mikoto deeply doubted.
"When talking about love, it ans never letting your lover leave your sight for even one minute or one second!"
Sure enough, from the very first sentence, Mikoto and Shido had a bad feeling.
Five minutes later…
"I see. I understand. In other words, it is like a salesperson who, no matter how many tis you drive them away, will still find ways to sneak into your ho again."
After Minowa finished, gumi nodded seriously and said that.
"S-salesperson?"
"Mm. It is like an inferior biscuit that can't be sold through normal channels and can only be sold by a salesperson repeatedly harassing people and forcing it on them. It is the kind of love that makes people feel like even if it were given for free, they would only want to throw it in the trash. I understand. As expected, I should avoid that too. Thank you for your experience, Minowa-san."
gumi said with a smile.
"Pghaa!"
Another spray of blood…
(That's the fourth one.)
Shido thought helplessly.
(Yes, the fourth one.)
Mikoto nodded.
"H-hello, Takahashi-san. I'm Shiizaki."
Finally, Shiizaki arrived.
She was the two AM woman who made one rival after another et with misfortune.
"Love ans driving away all the thieving cats!"
Shiizaki, known as Nail knocker, said with full confidence.
(Sohow, I feel like…)
Hearing Shiizaki's words, Shido thought with cold sweat.
The won's group on Fraxinus's love team is even scarier than the n's group.
Mikoto seed to understand Shido's thoughts and nodded with deep sympathy.
And so, five minutes later…
"I see. If applied to biscuits, it ans not trying to improve your own product quality, but instead eliminating all competitors and leaving only your own product?"
gumi nodded seriously.
"That's right, that's right! That is exactly it! I'm so glad Takahashi-san can understand."
Shiizaki excitedly held gumi's hand and nodded again and again.
"I completely cannot understand it."
However, gumi only smiled brightly and said:
"Even if you eliminate all competitors, consurs still have the right not to buy our biscuits, right? In other words, if we can't increase our appeal to consurs, then aside from being illegal, such behavior has no aning at all, right?
Shiizaki-san, have you never thought about this situation? Your boyfriend saying to you—'Even if you were the only woman left in the world, I still wouldn't love you.' Sothing like that?"
"Pghaa!"
Faced with gumi's overly fatal words, Shiizaki also collapsed.
The five bloodstains on the ceiling told the story of the love masters's total wipeout.
(TL:dawg she cooked all of them, these ain't love master and shit~)
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