Early in the morning, a rapid series of footsteps echoed through the Itsuka house. With a bang, the bedroom door was shoved open, and a young girl pounced onto the sleeping Shido, waking him up.
Mikoto: "Auuuu... What should I do? What should I do, Shido!?"
Shido: "Calm down, Yakumo-senpai! What happened?"
Mikoto: "I left Asahi behind at the Shirsuzu Shrine! What do I do? What do I do!?"
Shido: "Wait, what's Shirsuzu Shrine? And who is Asahi!?"
Mikoto: "Asahi is Asahi! Sakurakouji Asahi, the shrine maiden who was always with before I crossed over! What should we do!? The seal at Shirsuzu Shrine is going to break, and Mothra is going to eat Asahi! How about we ask the author to teleport the Fraxinus over there and fire a focused magic cannon blast down the well!? Yes! Let's do that!" (TL:this is just talking about other fanfic, don't worry about it)
Shido: "Wait! Calm down! Senpai, what is up with this setting? It's exactly the sa as My Night Parade of One Hundred Demons Can't Be This Cute! You completely crossed over into another story!"(TL:this is just talking about other fanfic, don't worry about it)
Mikoto: "Ah... Cough, sorry, Shido. The author ate a bat riceball for breakfast this morning, and the worldlines got all jumbled up."(TL:this is just talking about other fanfic, don't worry about it)
Shido: "A bat riceball sounds terrifying! And wait... why would there be a bat inside a riceball!?"(TL:this is just talking about other fanfic, don't worry about it)
Mikoto: "Didn't you know, Shido? Bats are considered a rare and precious ingredient in the Authors's Realm!"(TL:this is just talking about other fanfic, don't worry about it)
Shido: "I have absolutely no way of knowing trivia that only authors know! And speaking of which, is it really okay to use another story just to pad the word count!?"(TL:please don't worry about it)
Mikoto: "You're too naive, Shido. Teaming up to pad the word count is one of the authors's ultimate Secret Arts!"
Shido: "One of? You just said 'one of,' didn't you!?"
Mikoto: "Yep! The others include 'Leave of Absence Notices Where No One Knows What They're Rambling About', 'Using the Afterword as an Update', and the Ultimate Secret Art: 'teor Strike Evasion Technique'!"
Shido: "How terrifying! Do authors have no sha left at all!?"
Mikoto: "By the way, because they are pack animals, when you see one author, you must realize there are at least fifteen more lurking right behind them!"
Shido: "No matter how you look at it, that phrasing is just completely wrong! Everything about that is completely wrong!"
Mikoto: "Anyway, thinking about it carefully, Asahi should be fine over there. After all, there's a Saitama-class protagonist around. S-o-o, as punishnt for interrupting your sleep, allow to warm your bed."
Shido: "Wait! You're super aggressive today, Senpai! Even more aggressive than usual! Is it because we're in the Afterword!? It's because of the Afterword, isn't it!"
Mikoto: "Ehehe, pardon the intrusion."
Shido: "Don't just make a cute face, strike a cat pose, and slip under my covers! That's a foul!"
Kotori: "STOP! It's one thing to distribute sugar in the main story! It's another thing to secretly slip sugar into the battles! But dropping sugar even in the Afterword!? What are you trying to do!? Everyone's Spirit energy is going to flow backward! It really will flow backward!"
Mikoto: "Auuu..."
Reine: "You too, Shin. If you aren't careful, this is going to turn into one of those ' and My Little Sister and My Childhood Friend and My Classmate and My Senpai and My Kouhai During the Pri of Our Youth...' kind of developnts."
Shido: "How terrifying! I have no idea what that is, but it sounds incredibly terrifying!"
Kotori: "How about we write it as an 'If' ending for the Encore chapters? I hear the readers are really looking forward to a plotline like that."
Shido: "Please absolutely do not do that! If only for the sake of Tengu City!"
Kotori: "Well... considering your performance in the mirror maze was pretty good, I'll forgive you this ti."
Reine: "It was quite romantic. Even Kotori is distributing sugar to the readers now. Amazing, truly amazing."
Kotori: "I-I am not distributing sugar! Alright, let's hurry up and start today's 'Letter from Fraxinus's segnt! First up is the first keyword!"
— Dropping Sugar —
Kotori: "..."
Reine: "Kotori, that expression of 'trying to change the subject but getting slapped in the face by the malice of the world, resulting in blushing furiously out of embarrassnt's is very cute."
Kotori: "Urusai! This book is a lovey dovey sweet romance series anyway! Whether it's Chupa Chups or cotton candy, if you like eating sugar, then eat to your heart's content! If your body breaks down, we'll just throw you into a dical Realizer to fix you up, and then you can co right back and keep eating!"
Kannazuki: "Eek! I'll go eat so right now! Commander! I'll go eat it right now!"
Shido: "Umm... calm down, Kotori. Let's just look at the next keyword."
— Useless Shido —
Shido: "..."
Reine: "Shin, that expression of 'trying to change the subject but getting slapped in the face by the malice of the world, resulting in becoming too depressed to stand back up' is very cute."
Shido: "Urusai..."
Kotori: "Well... he is pretty useless."
Reine: "He is pretty useless."
Mikoto: "Ugh, if everyone keeps saying that, Shido is going to look so pitiful (Hug Shido)"
Kotori: "Hah? What are you talking about, Mikoto? When you get right down to it, Shido turning into a useless protagonist is entirely your fault."
Mikoto: "Eh?"
Reine: "Well... it happened when Tohka got jealous, and it happened when his date with Kotori wasn't going well. Ever since he got such an incredibly capable Senpai, Shido has been completely rendered useless."
Kotori: "If this keeps up, he's going to turn into the kind of character who runs ho crying every ti he hits a snag, screaming, 'Help , Yakumo-emon!'"(TL:Doraemon ref)
Shido: "That's a terrible way to put it!"
Mikoto: "Auuu... Shido won't turn into a character like that! Because Shido is the hero who saved , and saved everyone else! He is the hero in the hearts of all the Spirits!(Patting Shido's head)"
Shido: "Senpai..."
Mikoto: "So... it's perfectly fine to rely on even more, Shido."
Shido: "Yakumo-senpai!"
Kotori: "A Useless Shido Manufacturing Machine, huh."
Reine: "Yes, a Useless Shin Manufacturing Machine."
Kotori: "Well, instead of Shido, let's look at the next keyword."
— Book Recomndations —
Kotori: "Another book recomndation segnt. Let's see what it is this ti."
Reine: "Slam Dunk: Sakuragi Kanon. It's a gender bender romance series that sticks strictly to the traditional style. It's a book the author personally really likes, so they wanted to recomnd it."(TL:Ugh stop with all the book recomnd!!! I can't translate all the title that well)
Kotori: "Anyway, if you're interested, go check it out."
Shido: "Well then, that concludes this volu's 'Letter from Fraxinus' segnt! Next up is—Yamai Tempest. Please look forward to it!"
Mikoto: "Fufufu, that's not all, Shido. Because the plot has progressed to a certain point, just like the main Date A Live series, the Encore chapters for our date under the moon will be starting soon as well. Please look forward to those too!"
TL:I don't know about this,the order of the original site clearly listed the encore volu-which should logically be translated after the itsuka sister volu, but reading it was kinda weird, because it ntion a lot about the school trip(which is kaguya and yuzuru volu) and have Kaguya and Yuzuru themself in those short stories too.But we only have the Yamai tempest volu after the encore volu, so I will change the order a bit and translate the yamai tempest volu first.
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