"To be so respected by everyone, as expected of Yutsuki onee-chan!"
Mukuro sighed with admiration.
"Is that so..."
Taking the notebook back from Mukuro, black lines covered Yutsuki's face. Honestly, she didn't understand what was so charismatic about the "her" described in these notes to make Mukuro admire her so much.
(Well, what they said makes so sense.)
Although the Yamai sisters secretly calling her an "old mom" made Yutsuki very uncomfortable, in a way, she had to thank them. Being able to straightforwardly point out Yutsuki's flaws while praising her prevented Mukuro from developing blind worship, which would have made Yutsuki feel very troubled.
Moreover, just as Kotori said, Yutsuki had a fatal lack of feminine allure as a woman. Even though she herself didn't care much about it, this was clearly not sothing worth Mukuro learning.
"Um, Mukuro, I am just a high school student who hasn't even graduated yet. I'm not as amazing as you imagine. If you want to learn how to beco an adult, there are probably many more people worth looking up to than ."
Yutsuki advised earnestly.
"Ufu... I see."
Fortunately for Yutsuki, Mukuro didn't take this as humble declining, but seriously considered her suggestion.
"Then, does onee-chan have anyone in mind worth recomnding?"
"Eh? A suitable candidate...?"
Yutsuki was stumped by Mukuro's question and rubbed her chin in thought.
(Mhm... Soone who can teach Mukuro life experience... Miku is a definite no, she'd definitely teach Mukuro a bunch of ssy things and take advantage of her. Nia... although she counts as a working adult, she can at most be considered a negative example. Kotori's subordinates... their life experiences are too unique, never mind them...)
After going through all her acquaintances in her head, Yutsuki thought for a mont and said.
"How about Reine-san? You should know her, right?"
"Reine-san? Onee-chan ans the person who seems to lack sleep?"
Recalling her past mories, Mukuro said a bit uncertainly.
"Mhm. Don't be fooled by her usual sleepy look, she's actually extrely excellent. She's fluent in multiple languages, can play the violin, cook, use computers—there is no knowledge she hasn't dabbled in. Plus, she's very tolerant and motherly, very good at teaching, and has a great figure. She is very popular at school."
"Mhm, true... Muku has also received much care from her since moving here. That person is an incredibly excellent woman... But..."
For so reason, although Mukuro agreed with Yutsuki's words, her expression looked very troubled.
"For so reason, Muku is a bit bad at getting along with that person. It is not that I dislike Reine-san, it is just..."
Mukuro hesitated, seemingly unable to explain the reason herself.
"...Well, that's true. Discussing worries with an adult who has a large age gap is indeed very difficult. It's very common to feel nervous."
After thinking for a mont, Yutsuki shrugged and said.
Mukuro instantly realized and nodded hurriedly.
"Indeed, exactly as onee-chan says."
"Well, I was just making a recomndation. I have no intention of throwing you to soone else because it is troubleso. If I made you misunderstand, I apologize first, Mukuro."
"It is fine, Muku naturally understands."
Mukuro nodded, her expression relaxing a bit.
"Alright, let's get back to the topic. Let think, how to beco an excellent adult... This is really not sothing that can be explained clearly in one or two sentences. Or rather, I don't even know what counts as an excellent adult myself. Mhm..."
Looking thoughtfully at Mukuro for a long ti, Yutsuki proposed.
"Mukuro, how about we go out and play for a bit later?"
"Go out...?"
Mukuro seed a bit surprised.
"Mhm. I can't think of any good suggestions right now anyway, and it is boring staying in the room. Since you're here, let's go out and relax. Besides, aren't you taking notes? If you see anything about worth learning, just write it down. I will also tell you directly if I think of anything. How does that sound?"
"Ufu! Muku is very happy."
Mukuro agreed readily.
"Well, don't hold your expectations too high. Let's both relax and just have fun."
Yutsuki shrugged.
"That is natural. Please take care of , Yutsuki onee-chan!"
With that, Mukuro nodded, then reached out both hands—and rubbed Yutsuki's breasts a few tis.
"...Sorry, Mukuro, could you explain to what your action ans?"
Yutsuki felt the corner of her mouth twitching constantly.
To this, Mukuro looked at Yutsuki with pure eyes carrying absolutely no malice, and answered as a matter of course.
"If you want to deepen your bond with soone of the sa sex, the best way is to knead each other's breasts. Is this not a popular etiquette in this era?"
"...Who told you that?"
Yutsuki asked calmly. Even though she knew the culprit in her heart, just in case, she confird it with Mukuro again.
"Miku-san."
As expected. Yutsuki silently decided to add Miku's na to the hit list.
"Is Yutsuki onee-chan not going to knead Muku's breasts?"
"...No need."
Looking at the plump fruits on Mukuro's chest, Yutsuki swallowed slightly. It had to be said, this level of destructive power could only be matched by heavyweight contenders like Miku or Reine.
Although she was indeed a bit tempted, she had a feeling that agreeing would play right into Miku's hands, so she resisted the temptation and refused.
"Mukuro, I regret to tell you, Miku lied to you."
"Is that so?!"
Mukuro widened her eyes in shock.
"Mhm. That person, although not a bad person, really likes to say weird things to take advantage of others. If Miku tells you similar things in the future, absolutely do not believe her so easily."
"Ugh... Muku understands... Muku is very sorry..."
Realizing she had done sothing weird, Mukuro awkwardly moved her hands away from Yutsuki's chest, covered her face, and her fair cheeks turned completely red from embarrassnt.
Little did she know, before coming here, she had already done this to Tohka. (Note: See the original short story "Tohka Foodfight".)
"You really are naively cute."
Yutsuki sighed speechlessly.
But thinking about it carefully, it didn't seem strange. Although different from Tohka and Yoshino's ignorance of the world, Mukuro did have mories of living as a human. However, she had been isolated from the world for a long ti, and many things in modern human society had changed compared to the era she lived in. This also caused her to have a certain degree of doubt about her own common sense. Even if soone told her a piece of completely wrong knowledge, it would be hard for her to judge its truth.
(It seems I really need to take this matter a bit more seriously.)
"Ahem—Let's drop what just happened. Let us go out, Yutsuki onee-chan."
Mukuro cleared her throat, adjusted her mood, and said.
"Mhm. But wait a mont before that."
Yutsuki nodded with a bitter smile, then picked up her phone.
"Hello, Kotori?... Mhm, Mukuro is with . I'll be taking her out to play for a bit... Mhm, I know... No problem... We'll be back by six o'clock."
Mukuro tilted her head in confusion.
"Why must you inform Kotori about going out?"
The corner of Yutsuki's mouth curled up, and she explained with a smile.
"Perfect timing, here's a piece of advice for you, Mukuro. Before going out, it is best to contact the others. If you're worried they might stop you, then tell soone else. At the very least, let soone you have a good relationship with know your whereabouts, otherwise going out without a word will cause unnecessary anxiety for everyone. If sothing really happens, it will also be easier for everyone to find you."
"I see, Muku has learned sothing!"
Mukuro nodded seriously, picked up her notepad, and started taking notes.
"Oh right, in your notes, those things about not wearing makeup and walking with my toes pointed outward are considered point deductions as a woman. You absolutely must not learn those."
Yutsuki instructed from the side.
"Ufu... Muku understands."
Mukuro nodded, writing in her notebook while considering her words.
(This action is considered a point deduction as a woman, which ans lacking feminine allure. The reason Kotori said onee-chan is called 'Mom' is because her feminine charm is too high, and her feminine allure is too low. In other words—)
"Becoming an old mom is a point deduction..."
Smack—!!!
Following Mukuro's accidentally blurted-out conclusion, a paper fan unceremoniously smacked the back of her head.
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