Chapter 1702: Chapter 1704 what is a man’s tadpole? 1
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The little ball fiddled with the laptop for a while before pretending to go downstairs as if nothing had happened.
He went straight to Gu Qiqi and hugged her thigh. “Missy! Baby wants a Kiss!”
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Gu Qiqi was originally speechless from Gong Jue’s anger.
When she saw such a cute little ball in the blink of an eye, her heart melted and her tone became light. “Trojan Horse! My family’s obedient ball! What do you want to Eat Tonight?”
“Baby wants to eat… Miss, baby wants to eat popcorn from the movie theater.”The little ball pouted. He looked so cute that it was hard to refuse him.
However, Gong Jue said with a straight face, “What popcorn? Junk food. It contains lead. If you eat it, you’ll bee stupid. You Can’t eat it!”
Gu Qiqi rolled her eyes at him. “Children can occasionally have reasonable wishes, okay? Otherwise, how can they leave behind happy childhood memories? Also, learn more about unleaded popcorn! If you don’t know, Don’t talk nonsense.”
Gong Jue fell silent.
F * ck, I don’t have a childhood!
Thinking about it made his heart ache a little.
No one has ever bought popcorn for me, I really don’t understand!
Little Tuan Zi Snickered. Sure enough, Daddi only dared to be fierce to him. Look, if Missy really showed her power, he would lose his temper.
“Missy, then let’s go watch a movie, okay? We can watch the movie while eating popcorn, and then we can buy a family bucket for dinner?”Little Tuan Zi continued to suggest carefully.
He didn’t suggest this casually.
It was said that sweet food and fried chicken wings could make people happy, and sharing food with the whole family was more ritualistic than sitting at the dining table and eating properly. It could pull the family closer.
Not to mention, when everyone reached out their hands to the bucket, the wonderful feeling of touching each other’s skin.
Therefore, even if the family buckets were considered junk food, he could not help but suggest it.
Gu Qiqi stroked his short hair lovingly. “Okay. But one family bucket is not allowed.”
The Little Tubby boy raised his little face and poked his finger. “Is it really not allowed? Wuwu, I want to share the family buckets with you…”
Gu Qiqi chuckled. “I mean one is not allowed. With your father’s appetite, he can eat three family buckets. We need at least four, right?”
Little Tuan Zi’s eyes lit up. “Yes, yes, yes!”
Gu Qiqi smiled. “I’ll go buy it later. This is the only time. It Won’t happen again.”
Gong Jue was silent the whole time. Then, he faintly said, “The whole family buckets can do it, but you can’t Drink Coke.”
Little Tuan Zi rolled his eyes at him. “Do you even need to say that? I know that men can’t drink coke. It’ll kill the tadpoles.”
Gong Jue’s face darkened. “Who told you that!”
Little Tuan zi said righteously, “It’s written in the book! When the tadpoles die, they can’t turn into little frogs. They can’t go look for their mothers!”
Tadpoles… look for their mothers..
Gu Qiqi’s lips twitched slightly. Her family’s Tuan Zi was sometimes so mature that he was cute!
Did the little guy know what a man’s tadpoles were?
Obviously, the Cute Little Tuan didn’t know.
The three of them finished discussing and were ready to go out.
Gong Jue had been hiding at home in a low-key manner for the past few days. Other than the time when he was jealous of Chu Junmo and drove to the Gu family’s old house to show off, he hadn’t gone out casually ever since.
At this moment, it was quite risky to go out and watch a movie.
Gu Qiqi almost backed out before going out. “Why don’t I go with Tuan Zi and you stay at home?”
Anyway, she was mainly a jury to fulfill her wishes, so she ate popcorn and the whole family bucket.
Unexpectedly —
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