Chapter 1203: Chapter 1207 Really Aweso
“I know, I know!” Xiao Shumiao beca excited after seeing the vast sea of flowers and jumped around, raising her little hands to answer, “The language of the iris is friendship, passion, and courageous love!”
Ye Xingbei crouched down and smiled, pinching her little cheek, “How are you so amazing? You know so much!”
“It’s written in the books!” Xiao Shumiao grabbed Lingyue’s hand, “Brother Xiaoyue and I have been morizing the encyclopedia lately, competing who can morize more, morize faster!”
Ye Xingbei smiled and raised an eyebrow, “And then?”
Xiao Shumiao pouted, “Then I lose every day, but Brother Xiaoyue said his age is one-third greater than mine, so he should morize one-third more, so actually, it’s a tie!”
Ye Xingbei smiled and tousled Lingyue’s hair, thinking to himself that this was just an eight-year-old kid, really good at comforting kids!
But it was true, with Lingyue’s photographic mory, for her little Xiao Shumiao to morize only one third less than Lingyue was indeed impressive.
Speaking of which, kids these days are really sothing.
Five years old, eight years old, weren’t they supposed to read stories like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?
Yet they’re morizing encyclopedias.
Impressive, impressive!
Today was their first day in Zhou City; tired from the journey, they didn’t stay long by the flower field and went back, had dinner, and then washed up and rested.
Lying in bed, Ye Xingbei snuggled in Gu Junzhu’s arms, hugged his neck, and looked up at him, “How do you plan to help Lou Ning take her revenge?”
Gu Junzhu’s palm rested on her spine, slowly caressing, and lazily said, “With the scale of the An Family, they’re not even enough to pick my teeth, why would I need a plan?”
“There has to be so kind of strategy, right?” Ye Xingbei said, “I like it cooler, particularly humiliating! The more humiliating, the better! I love seeing the faces of ungrateful bastards, those looks of desperation and regret, it’s so satisfying!”
“Sure thing,” Gu Junzhu pinched her cheek, kissed her lips briefly, and said indistinctly, “Sweetie, just pamper your man a bit, and your man will teach you graduated humiliation!”
Ye Xingbei pinched him, “My grandpa died long ago, I don’t have a grandfather anymore!”
Fifth Lord of Gu chuckled lightly, “Alright, I won’t argue with you! Co on, let tell you about graduated humiliation… also known as phased humiliation, one wave stronger than the next, it will definitely et your cool, humiliating standards!”
Ye Xingbei didn’t want to respond to him, but she really wanted to hear it, so she just looked at him expressionlessly.
Gu Junzhu chuckled softly, kissed her, and rubbed her spine with his palm, “Be nice, don’t be mad, if it really doesn’t work, why don’t I let you hit a few tis?”
Ye Xingbei: “…You really have no sha, you know?”
Gu Junzhu kissed her, “Sweetheart, if loving one’s wife shalessly ans I’m becoming increasingly shaless, then I certainly am, since you’re so irresistible!… Wife, you should feel fortunate that your husband is a real man, capable of deeply appreciating your beauty, making you this happy!”
Ye Xingbei: “…”
Previously, she would instinctively respond with “Go die.”
But for so reason, now she didn’t like to say those three words.
Even if it was just a manner of speaking.
Like “Cry a river, I’m so mad I could die, I’m dying of laughter,” just saying it without aning it wouldn’t really kill anyone.
But she still didn’t want to say it.
So she could only give Gu Junzhu a kick, silence speaks louder than words.
Gu Junzhu caught her ankle and even kissed it, “Sweetheart, your flexibility is really great!”
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