"Yes!" Gu Junzhu nodded and said, "We’re holding the wedding on the 29th, right."
Ye Xingbei nodded, "That’s right."
Gu Junzhu said, "After the wedding, we should go to the bridal chamber that night, right?"
Ye Xingbei blushed, "Y-Yes!"
Gu Junzhu asked, "What about before going to the bridal chamber?"
Ye Xingbei was puzzled, "...Huh?"
"Silly," Gu Junzhu poked her forehead, "Of course, before going to the bridal chamber, there’s the ’bridal chamber pranks’!"
Ye Xingbei: "...Are you trying to tell a riddle?"
"No, I’m discussing a very serious issue with you," Gu Junzhu said, "You know, even though I talk a lot with you, when I’m with my childhood friends, I don’t talk much and no one dares to ss with , but bridal chamber pranks are different."
Ye Xingbei suddenly understood what Gu Junzhu ant, "You’re saying that on our wedding day, they might ss around a lot with the pranks?"
"Exactly," Gu Junzhu held up a finger, "This is the only day in my life they can openly ss with without making mad. Do you think they’ll let go of this chance?"
Ye Xingbei chuckled, "Fifth Lord of Gu, you’re very self-aware!"
Gu Junzhu raised an eyebrow at her, "Are you sure soone who praises themselves can still be self-aware?"
Ye Xingbei: "...Anyway, I think you are!"
"This isn’t called self-awareness," Gu Junzhu said, "this is called crystal clear foresight and precaution."
Ye Xingbei: "...Impressive, impressive!"
"Be good," Gu Junzhu served her so of her favorite dishes, placing them on her plate, "Eat more, once you’re full, we can discuss ’bridal chamber prank strategies’."
Ye Xingbei was surprised, "There’s sothing like that?"
"Yes," Gu Junzhu said, "I’ve already had Xiao Chi compile a guide, ’108 Ways of Bridal Chamber Pranks’. We’ll study it thoroughly later, so when they challenge us, we won’t embarrass ourselves due to lack of preparation. Also, if we see any fun tricks, we can note them down and use them for their weddings."
Ye Xingbei: "..."
That’s certainly not wasteful at all!
She shook her head and comnted, "Fifth Lord of Gu, your level of craftiness truly leaves in awe!"
"Alright," Gu Junzhu pinched her chin, "stop marveling, hurry and eat, and then let’s get started."
Ye Xingbei took a few bites, still finding it unbelievable, "It’s the first ti I’ve heard of anyone studying ’108 Ways of Bridal Chamber Pranks’ before a wedding."
Gu Junzhu said, "Haven’t I told you many tis? I like the feeling of being in control... Plus, you need to be ntally prepared. They have only one chance in a lifeti, and they’ll definitely make the most of it. They’ll go all out, so let’s study well and not get pranked by them."
Ye Xingbei: "...You’re giving the impression that among your brothers, you might not be so popular."
"No," Gu Junzhu denied, "it’s not about being unpopular, it’s just that I usually live in the heavens. When I descend to the mortal realm occasionally, they won’t miss such a rare opportunity."
Ye Xingbei: "..."
She couldn’t find the words to describe Fifth Lord of Gu’s thick skin.
She was at a loss for at least half a minute before managing to squeeze out, "You won again!"
"Really?" Gu Junzhu laughed, "Why does victory always co so unexpectedly? So, what’s the reward this ti?"
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