Chapter 1910: Chapter 1914: Can a Man Really Not Hit a Woman?
“How can you call that ambition?” Gu Junzhu looked at her with a smile, “That’s called a beautiful expectation.”
“You’re not the one giving birth!” Ye Xingbei playfully glared at him, “I’ve heard childbirth is very painful!”
Gu Junzhu raised his eyebrows at her, “How about we just have one?”
“No way!” Ye Xingbei imdiately countered, “We should have at least two, a boy and a girl.”
“See,” Gu Junzhu shrugged helplessly, “You girls are so particular! I know you love kids, so I ntioned brothers, and you said I wasn’t being considerate. Then I agreed to have just one, and you insist on at least two, sigh…”
Fifth Lord of Gu sighed deeply, “So tired, I feel loveless.”
“Get out of here!” Ye Xingbei laughed and pushed him, “I want a boy and a girl, not two sons, so no ‘brothers’!”
“Having boys or girls isn’t up to us,” Gu Junzhu said, “Though I think I’m pretty capable, I’m not capable enough to control whether you have a boy or a girl.”
“Eh…” Ye Xingbei looked at him disdainfully, “Nonsense!”
“How is it nonsense?” Gu Junzhu retorted, “It’s clearly the truth!”
Ye Xingbei: “…So what if it’s the truth? The truth can’t be nonsense?”
“Mom and Dad, why are you arguing again?” Xiao Shumiao ran out from the bathroom, rushed to them, and looked up at them, “Mom and Dad, you’re so childish! More childish than preschool kids! When you argue, together you’re not older than five! Together, you’re younger than Xiao Shu!”
Ye Xingbei: “…”
“Son, you don’t understand, do you?” Gu Junzhu picked up the freshly washed and fragrant Xiao Shumiao, kissed his cheek, and walked out with him, “Son, this isn’t called arguing, this is called fun!”
“Oh…” Xiao Shumiao seed enlightened, “I get it! It’s like when you hit, it’s love, when you scold, it’s affection!”
Ye Xingbei: “…”
Gu Junzhu praised generously, “Smart!”
Ye Xingbei pinched him angrily.
Gu Junzhu remained unfazed, “Xiao Shu is right, hit is love, scold is affection, but no need to add a kick in the end. We’re good n; we don’t hit won, especially not our own won! But if it’s soone else’s woman who’s really asking for it, those who need a beating should still be beaten. Nowadays, n and won are equal, and for those badly behaved nasty won, don’t be too polite, or they’ll take advantage.”
Ye Xingbei: “…Gu, Jun, Zhu!”
“Present!” Gu Junzhu tilted his head and looked at her, “Don’t get excited just yet. Think carefully, and you’ll realize every word I say is golden wisdom!”
Ye Xingbei: “…Fifth Lord, if you ever stop being so self-absorbed, you’d be perfect, really!”
“You’ve said this many tis, my ears are getting callused from hearing it!” Gu Junzhu carried Xiao Shumiao downstairs, “Yet the truth is, even if I’m self-absorbed, I’m still perfect!”
Xiao Shumiao looked at Ye Xingbei and said, “Mom, dad’s not self-absorbed, he’s confident!”
Ye Xingbei: “…I now believe you will raise Xiao Shu to be cunningly strong!”
“Right?” Gu Junzhu kissed Xiao Shumiao’s soft cheek forcefully, “I guarantee, our darling son will surely surpass !”
Xiao Shumiao, being kissed and praised, giggled happily and clapped his little hands.
Ye Xingbei: “…”
Her son really seems like the silly son of a wealthy landlord!
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