Deities Are All Just My Food Chapter 1403: 606 Visit the Little Merperson's Home to See F

Chapter 1403: Chapter 606 Visit the Little rperson’s Ho to See Fish!

The Palara’s performance is outstanding, with a 3.0T engine and a zero-to-hundred acceleration of just over four seconds. It’s a pity that it can’t unleash its potential on Haijing’s streets.

Too many vehicles crowded the roads, making it impossible for Lin Baici to speed up even if he wanted to.

The traffic jams were absolutely maddening.

Song Tian had been a strear for years and had saved up quite a bit of money. She bought a villa in Haijing’s upscale developnt, Greentown · Moon Valley Yunxuan, a high-end residential area.

Lin Baici drove for over an hour to drop her off at ho.

“Bai Ci, Small Fish, want to co up for a cup of coffee?”

Song Tian invited.

“No, thanks!”

Lin Baici declined. “Rember to visit the Haijing Security Bureau tomorrow. If you don’t go, you’ll be in big trouble!”

“Got it!”

Song Tian was a bit disappointed but forced a smile before bidding farewell to Lin Baici.

Watching the sports car drive away, Song Tian guessed tonight was going to be a literal battlefield.

Sigh!

Usually, she was the one being doted upon by “loyal dogs,” but when it ca to soone like Lin Baici, it was her turn to curry favor–without any results.

Song Tian suddenly understood what it felt like to be soone’s “loyal dog.”

It sucked!

…

Lin Baici drove Hua Yue Yu back to their residential complex, where the security guard saluted and inford him there were no parking spots left in the community. Three kiloters away, there’s a parking lot nearby.

“You want to park three kiloters away?”

Lin Baici frowned.

“If you’re not worried about soone scratching or denting your car, feel free to park by the roadside!”

The security guard explained.

Truthfully, there were spots available within the complex, but this was a Porsche worth over a million. What if soone’s dog or child accidentally scratched it?

Even fixing a single scratch on such a luxury car would cost tens of thousands.

The security guard didn’t want to invite trouble, so he straightforwardly suggested parking outside the complex.

Lin Baici ended up parking by the roadside. He lacked the social experience to realize that slipping the security guard a pack of cigarettes would have secured him a spot, even one monitored by surveillance caras.

After parking, Lin Baici and Hua Yue Yu entered the complex.

Passing by Building 3, Hua Yue Yu noticed a mature woman in yoga pants and athletic wear sitting by the flower bed.

“Big Sister Willow!”

Hua Yue Yu greeted her and saw sothing was off about the woman’s expression. “What’s wrong?”

“Twisted my ankle.”

Liu Lu was visibly frustrated. While her child was asleep, she’d gone out for a night run to get in shape and stave off postpartum weight gain and other symptoms. But after just one lap, she managed to sprain her right ankle.

“Huh? Should I call you an ambulance?”

Hua Yue Yu was worried, noticing Liu Lu’s ankle didn’t seem lightly sprained.

“No, no need!”

Liu Lu was in pain but had no one at ho to take care of her child.

“Then… should I help you ho?”

Hua Yue Yu stepped forward.

“Thank you, Small Fish!”

Liu Lu attempted to stand.

Following the unspoken rule that n and won should keep their distance, Lin Baici refrained from offering his help.

This wasn’t the first ti he’d seen this woman — she was the sa one pushing a stroller in the elevator when he first visited days ago.

Supported by Hua Yue Yu, Liu Lu managed a few steps before her pain beca unbearable.

“Should I carry you upstairs?”

Lin Baici suggested.

Liu Lu nodded hesitantly. “Sorry to trouble you!”

She didn’t feel comfortable asking outright, but since he’d offered, she decided to accept and avoid an evening stuck sitting outside.

Lin Baici approached, turned his back to her, and crouched slightly.

The mature woman leaned forward onto his back, imdiately sensing his broad and muscular fra.

Lin Baici braced Liu Lu’s thighs with his hands, lifting her with ease.

The sensation was quite supple but lacked firmness — not the kind that cos from toned muscle.

Walking into the building and entering the elevator, Hua Yue Yu retrieved a key from Liu Lu’s pocket.

Click. Click.

The security door unlocked.

What greeted them inside was a large shoe rack filled with various footwear, mostly high heels.

“No need to change shoes; just help to the sofa,”

Liu Lu instructed.

Entering the living room, Lin Baici placed Liu Lu onto the sofa and glanced upward.

A wedding photo hung on the wall.

Liu Lu’s bridal look was noticeably more radiant than her current appearance.

“Big Sister Willow, are you sure you’re okay?”

Hua Yue Yu was concerned, mainly because Liu Lu had a young child waiting to be cared for.

“My husband is traveling out of town for work!”

Liu Lu smiled bitterly, implying she’d have to make do sohow.

Lin Baici had obtained a Longevity Jar from Luoyang Seven Towns, which could quickly heal injuries if Liu Lu subrged her foot in it. However, this artifact was a Taboo thing, sothing he couldn’t expose to ordinary people.

“Small Fish, hand the key!”

His gift, Divine Muscle Burn, could only repair his own injuries and wouldn’t work on others.

“No need to trouble yourselves; it’s late, you two should head ho and rest!”

Liu Lu, noticing Lin Baici’s seeming intention to stay at Hua Yue Yu’s place, quickly dismissed them. Imagining what two people might do together tonight made her blush.

Lin Baici took the key, returned to Hua Yue Yu’s ho, found a bowl, and scooped so black mud from the Longevity Jar.

He headed back to Liu Lu’s place.

“This is so deep-sea algae mud. It can reduce swelling and relieve pain. You can apply it yourself, okay?”

Lin Baici handed her the bowl.

“…”

Liu Lu was stunned. Was he even more reserved than she was?

I never said you couldn’t touch my ankle!

“Let help!”

Hua Yue Yu offered proactively.

“No, no, it’s fine!”

Liu Lu quickly declined. “I can handle it myself!”

“Let’s go; don’t disturb Big Sister Willow any longer.”

Lin Baici pulled Hua Yue Yu away.

As she watched them shut the door behind them, Liu Lu pursed her lips. This guy was so eager to leave — but then again, if she had a girlfriend as beautiful as Hua Yue Yu, she’d be impatient too.

Every night would be like playing a round of *Fishing Frenzy*!

Liu Lu picked up the bowl and held it near her nose, sniffing curiously.

The black mud had an indescribable scent that tickled her sense of sll — almost like so sort of pickled and pungent preserved vegetable. She couldn’t help licking it once.