Chapter 1406: Chapter 606: Visit Little rperson’s Ho to See the Fish!_4
Li Wei reminisced with a hint of satisfaction: “That cold and aloof expression, it’s got such charm. I just realized now, I actually like girls with that kind of vibe!”
“Then go for it! Don’t let your youth be full of regrets!”
Lin Baici teased.
“Yeah, right. Who do I think I am? I have no money and no face to speak of!”
Li Wei curled his lips, but then quickly spotted an issue: “Wait a second, Old White, where are you right now?”
“At a classmate’s house!”
“No way, you didn’t get expelled, did you?”
Li Wei was shocked. “Every ti I call you, you’re at a hotel. And now you’re not at a hotel, you’ve just switched to soone else’s ho!”
“Expelled my ass. My relationship with the counselor is solid!”
Lin Baici rolled his eyes. “Stop making up stories in your head!”
“A female classmate’s house?”
Li Wei probed.
“Uh…”
Lin Baici wanted to say it was a male classmate to avoid trouble, but since they’d grown up together, that small hesitation gave Li Wei all he needed to figure it out.
“Damn it, you still plan on lying to ?”
Li Wei swore, then lowered his voice. “Are you nuts? Going to a girl’s house? Aren’t you worried her parents will catch you and break your legs?”
“If you can’t afford a hotel room, ask for money!”
Li Wei scolded furiously, “If her parents make a scene at your school, do you think you’ll still get to finish college? You won’t even get your diploma!”
“…”
Lin Baici pinched the bridge of his nose.
“Alright, we’ll count this as a one-ti thing. Be smarter about it next ti and leave early in the morning, okay?”
Li Wei gave advice like an old dad.
“Got it, got it!”
Lin Baici nodded in agreent.
“And make sure to take precautions. If she’s a good girl, an abortion will be really tough on her body!”
Li Wei wouldn’t shut up, and Lin Baici’s head was spinning from all the nagging.
“I’m hanging up now. You should rest early too!”
“Alright!”
Li Wei was about to end the call when he suddenly rembered sothing. “Wait, hold on! You pulling this stunt made forget the main thing I wanted to ask. Are you free this weekend? Co et up with !”
“Sure, let’s grab your class rep too. I’ll treat you to a al!”
Lin Baici wanted Cai Wenqi to look after Li Wei—to land him a student council position or help him join the party or sothing.
“You’re the guest here. How could I let you pay?”
After agreeing on a ti, Li Wei and Lin Baici ended the video call.
Oh boy!
Who knows what the girl looks like?
But judging by Old White’s taste, she must be quite pretty!
When Li Wei saw his childhood friend’s appearance—fresh out of the shower—he guessed the girl must also just have showered and probably wasn’t ready to be on cara, so he didn’t press for her to show herself.
Li Shangui: When you have ti, send a photo of your girlfriend so I can evaluate her for you!
Lin Baici saw the ssage and started to fret.
Whose picture should he send to his childhood buddy?
Hua Yue Yu was pretty famous in the livestreaming world. If his buddy watched livestreams, he’d definitely recognize her. Lin Baici figured he needed to protect Hua Yue Yu’s privacy.
Kim Myungjin’s then?
A foreign girlfriend would be hard to explain, especially since the photos that the Goryeo girl had sent him were quite revealing. No way he could share those even with a best friend.
Gu Qingxiang’s? Definitely out of the question.
Although he was staying at the counselor’s ho and they would occasionally cuddle, their relationship wasn’t official. Even if it were, he wouldn’t send her picture.
Maybe use Xia Hongyao’s and just wing it?
After all, aren’t best buddies ant to take the fall for each other?
Hua Yue Yu, in pink shorts and a crop top, wearing flip-flops, padded over. “You get a lot of calls, huh?”
“Just ans I’m popular!”
Lin Baici smiled faintly. “Hurry up and eat!”
“You go ahead. I’m going to start my stream and greet the viewers real quick!”
Hua Yue Yu peeled a tiny lobster and fed it to Lin Baici. “I haven’t stread in three days, need to generate so buzz again, or the haters will start saying I went to et my top donor or sothing!”
“Go ahead!”
Lin Baici glanced over at the streaming setup. “I won’t get caught in the fra, right?”
“Nope!”
Hua Yue Yu teased, “What do you say? Want to declare you as my boyfriend? ‘I’m Sister Fish’s man!'”
“Cut it out!”
Lin Baici frowned. If that went public, Hua Yue Yu would get socially crucified. Her streaming career would be over, not to ntion he’d definitely get doxxed into oblivion.
Hua Yue Yu pulled out a cosplay revolver and mimicked shooting herself.
Today, she was dressed as Rem. Thanks to the Taboo things filter, her hair was completely blue, and her eyes looked like she was wearing colored contacts.
Lin Baici didn’t watch much livestreaming, so he underestimated Hua Yue Yu’s fa. She was top-tier on Shark Station; even when she wasn’t streaming, tons of fans would camp out in her channel.
Many viewers had notifications set, so as soon as Hua Yue Yu started streaming, her room flooded with people in an instant.
Before she even said anything, the scrolling comnts already covered the screen.
“Sister Fish, lately your random breaks from streaming are making question your professionalism!”
“Sister Fish, your makeup skills are getting better and better. Next ti please cosplay Mai Shiranui!”
“Can’t wait!”
Her fans were chattering away.
OnlyLoveWaifus: “What’re you waiting for? Screenshot, quick!”
Little rperson’s Runaway Husband: “Do you even need to say it? My screenshot button’s already worn out.”
2BMyFav: “When will you cosplay 2B again?”
Ever since Hua Yue Yu got her hands on a prop revolver, she had been changing her cosplay thes with every stream. Over ti, she’d gained fa in the ani and cosplay community too.
A lot of ani fans, drawn by her reputation, discovered that not only were her cosplays spot-on, but her livestreams were also genuinely entertaining, so they beca her loyal viewers.
“Sorry, sothing ca up here in Haijing recently. I must’ve worried everyone!”
Sister Fish apologized.
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