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Now reading: Chapter 1410: 608: Humph, interesting woman! from Deities Are All Just My Food, a Sci-fi novel by Missing You Washing Red Beans.

Chapter 1410: Chapter 608: Humph, interesting woman!

The night wind brushed past. Li Muxia froze in place, his brain’s CPU completely crashing thanks to Ji Xinyan.

Where am I?

What am I doing?

What exactly did I just hear?

Li Muxia had considered the possibility of a failed confession and had prepared for various outcos, but…

Ji Xinyan completely threw the playbook out the window!

You can say you don’t like ; that you’re not into ; hell, you could just ghost or outright reject —but what the hell kind of response is this?

She bluntly talks about her lack of financial resources, cos off like a materialistic woman, but then imdiately exposes her true self with sharp clarity.

No cap!

Li Muxia originally confessed because he was thirsty for Kim Myungjin’s body, but now, he realized he was starting to like this girl’s soul.

She’s really fascinating!

And she even told him to go chase Bai Jiao from her class?

What the hell is this?

So kind of emotional guidance seminar run by Teacher Ji?

Nowadays, lots of girls act all like “I don’t care about your money,” but in reality, if you don’t have cash, you’re not even an option. Yet Ji Xinyan openly flaunts the BMW X5 gifted to her by so other dude…

She’s refreshingly straightforward!

To put it bluntly, this girl lives life true to herself, completely unconcerned about others’ opinions!

Li Muxia suddenly spun around and shouted at Ji Xinyan, who was almost inside the dorm building: “I’ve discovered I like you even more now!”

“This ti, I’m in love with your soul!”

“Sorry, soone’s already living in my soul.”

Ji Xinyan was exasperated—this guy had to be ntal, right?

“I don’t care!”

Li Muxia yelled even louder.

“Don’t do this. Being a simp might rank above being a nice guy, but you’re not morable to . You’d be better off hating , cursing , or tarnishing my reputation across campus.”

Ji Xinyan started to panic. Was this dude into getting cuckolded?

“Haha, I’ve just realized your soul is a hundred tis more intriguing than your body. That’s on for being shallow!”

Li Muxia confessed at the top of his lungs: “No matter who you’ve got in your heart, I’ll kick him out and take you for myself!”

“Alright then, next ti I’m kissing my boyfriend, I’ll make sure to call you over—hope you can handle it!”

Ji Xinyan said this and slipped into the dorm building.

What the fuck!

She’d encountered a complete lunatic!

The onlookers were dumbstruck.

What’s going on here?

It looked like the confession failed, but most guys after failure either go hysterical, act coolly indifferent, or at worst, cling annoyingly. But these two? What even is this conversation?

Is this so kind of viral couple roleplay?

“Xinyan, what in the world was that?”

Tao Nai looked utterly bewildered—this was unlike any confession scene she’d ever witnessed.

“A guy who’s kinda interesting. Too bad though, not my type.”

Ji Xinyan pouted.

“But he’s got great qualities. You seriously not considering him?”

Liu Zilu was envious. If Li Muxia were chasing her, she’d happily post lovey-dovey updates on her social dia and Xiao Hongshu for an entire month.

“If I hadn’t t that special soone, Li Muxia might actually be an option. But as of now, my feet are reserved to be kissed by that soone alone.”

Ji Xinyan tightened her puffer jacket.

“Who’s ‘that soone’?”

Tao Nai was curious.

“Trust , you don’t want to know!”

Ji Xinyan shot a glance at Tao Nai.

“No, I want to know!”

Tao Nai stared at Ji Xinyan expectantly.

“Fine, next ti I’m kissing him, I’ll bring you along!”

Ji Xinyan casually put her arm around Tao Nai and grabbed her chest: “You don’t mind if my guy friend gets a feel, do you?”

“What?”

Tao Nai blanked out: “You’re not mad?”

“I need a girl for him to practice on first—imagine if he hurts !”

Ji Xinyan rolled her eyes.

“Co on!”

Tao Nai lightly punched Ji Xinyan: “You think I’m your handmaid or sothing?”

“You think just anyone qualifies to be a handmaid? It’s because you’re so pure that I chose you!”

Ji Xinyan extended her slender, fair fingers, lifting Tao Nai’s chin: “Co now, smile for , ‘Princess!'”

“Get lost!”

Tao Nai slapped Ji Xinyan’s hand away but held back her laughter. She could tell Ji Xinyan was just joking.

“Giving you a shot is actually a steal!”

Ji Xinyan teased: “Forget the fact that my guy is super fit, he’s also generous—how about I give you a BMW X5? Sounds nice, right?”

“You think I’m stupid?”

Tao Nai rolled her eyes: “That car of yours is like 500-600k, right? What kind of fool would give you a car just for hooking up?”

“Yeah, even gifting a couple grand designer bag is already pretty extravagant!”

Liu Zilu chid in.

“Correction—mine’s a fully loaded BMW X5, over 800k. As for whether I gift soone a car, isn’t that just up to ? So keeping happy is critical!”

Ji Xinyan giggled: “Co on now, Little Nanzi, call ‘Miss’—let hear if you pass the test!”

Tao Nai and Ji Xinyan were ssing around, but Liu Zilu was feeling a little tempted. A luxury car…

Sure, I’d do it.

Ji Xinyan, ever perceptive, noticed Liu Zilu’s montary daze. She knew her roommate was intrigued, but she didn’t look down on her for it.

Not everyone can remain unmoved in the face of temptation.

And Ji Xinyan was especially tolerant with her roommates, though she did feel a bit regretful—she’d only been joking, not probing anyone’s inner thoughts.

Sotis, knowing soone’s true feelings can be quite painful.

“By the way, Xinyan, could I take so pictures inside your car?”

Liu Zilu asked tentatively, stealing a glance at Tao Nai.

She didn’t often get opportunities to approach Ji Xinyan alone, and since her relationship with Tao Nai was decent, even if she was found out, she likely wouldn’t be judged too harshly.

“Go ahead, shoot as much as you want—even record videos!”

Ji Xinyan smiled breezily. She knew Liu Zilu would upload the photos to Xiao Hongshu and pose as a socialite, but roommates should support each other.

“Xinyan, you’re so nice!”

Liu Zilu hugged Ji Xinyan tightly.

“Tomorrow at noon, I’ll take you guys on a spin. Taking pictures on campus is risky—it might expose our location!”

Ji Xinyan was cautious: “Little Nanzi, want to join in?”

“Can you not call that? It’s so sleazy. Call Peach!”

Tao Nai actually wanted to, but felt awkward about it.

“Put so effort into your Xiao Hongshu account, nurture your followers. You never know—if you suddenly blow up, you could start live-streaming and launch into stardom!”

Ji Xinyan turned to Liu Zilu: “Instead of always relying on others, why not think about how to make yourself soar?”

Liu Zilu could sense Ji Xinyan’s sincerity, and though touched, she felt discouraged: “Soone like has nothing to bring to the table—how am I supposed to grow on Xiao Hongshu?”

“Wrong mindset! It’s all about big data and precise targeting these days. I’m telling you—being flashy, materialistic, even tacky will still attract fans. Don’t assu only ‘good girls’ have value to show off.”

Ji Xinyan pouted: “Though this perspective might be morally skewed, what’s the sha in doing it for the money?”

“Let’s strive for financial freedom first, then work on spiritual fulfillnt!”

Liu Zilu and Tao Nai listened intently. Though they didn’t fully grasp Ji Xinyan’s philosophy yet, they felt she was leagues ahead of even those who’ve graduated years earlier.

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