Chapter 1811: Chapter 796: Lord God, Please Open Your Eyes!
On the auction table, after the Black Coffin was opened, a human head was revealed.
This head had no hair or eyebrows, and with its eyes closed, it looked like a boiled egg.
If it were a real human head, no matter how it was preserved, there would surely be signs of skin sagging or decay; however, this head showed none, its skin remaining delicate, just like a living person.
Before the auction began, rumors had spread that the highlight of the auction was a God’s head, so now that the first auction item is a human head, the anticipation reached its peak.
They even overlooked the odd behavior of this Mink Auntie.
Of course, so bigwigs maintained their composure, like the Great Shaman, the Slave master, and Grand Duke Feiman, all Dragon Level giants. However, they rely glanced at their phones to confirm the outbreak of rule contamination, but had no intention to leave imdiately.
Similarly, they didn’t warn others about safety.
“I heard this head can predict a person’s future!”
“Now that it’s brought out, what about the rest?”
“Why worry about so much? I’m hoping for so eye-opening experiences today!”
The crowd was abuzz with discussions; so felt that due to the nurous rumors, people’s expectations of the God’s head had diminished, prompting the Dawn Foundation to bring it out first to directly heighten the atmosphere.
“The first auction item, a God’s head!”
Mink Auntie, holding the microphone, introduced expressively: “No matter what question you ask it, it can answer!”
“Wow!”
“Damn!”
“Aweso!”
The guests’ exclamations were so loud, they nearly lifted the roof off the entire venue.
This foundation held such a good reputation, especially at an occasion where many insiders gathered, that they believed Mink Auntie wouldn’t dare lie.
A God’s head that could answer any question — just how much would that be worth?
Astronomical numbers, surely?
“Host, how accurate are its answers?”
“Didn’t they say it could predict the future?”
“Show us an example!”
The guests clamored noisily.
Actually, they were usually well-mannered and wouldn’t raise their voices without reason, but today they couldn’t help it — that God’s head was far too captivating, leaving them with many questions to ask.
“Please keep quiet!”
Mink Auntie controlled the crowd: “Let answer everyone’s questions one by one!”
Shush!
The venue suddenly quieted down, even those who sensed sothing amiss among the bigwigs couldn’t resist glancing toward the head on stage.
“It can answer any question!”
“Including the past experiences you’ve forgotten, the future life you’ll soon embrace, and the problems you’re currently facing!”
“Curious whether your wife is cheating, questioning if your son is truly yours — no need to hire a private detective or conduct DNA tests, just ask, and you’ll know!”
Mink Auntie’s voice was clear and bright.
Initially, people found the host’s outfit too unconventional, but hearing her speak, they thought she was quite humorous, improving their impressions significantly.
The affair remark directly sparked uproarious laughter among the guests.
“I bet any man who gets this head wouldn’t resist asking that!”
Mink Auntie lightly chuckles: “After all, the child’s mother is definitely trustworthy, but the father, well, that’s a different story!”
“Haha!”
The previously subsiding laughter surged back up again.
“Alright then, enough talk; to prove the value of this God’s head and not let it be sheer fabrication, we’ll now randomly select a lucky participant to engage in a head Q&A!”
Mink Auntie’s gaze swept across the hall.
“Any volunteers?”
“Please raise your hand!”
Shush! Shush! Shush!
A sea of arms rose, resembling dense vegetation in a forest.
“Pick !”
“Let try; I want to know if my husband has secretly hidden money from !”
“Such a rare opportunity, and you’re questioning hidden funds?”
“It’s important; it represents my husband’s fidelity to !”
The venue was very noisy.
“Quiet!”
Mink Auntie shouted: “That gentleman in the black suit!”
The nad man sprang to his feet, excitent flooding his face: “Should I go up?”
“No need!”
Mink Auntie chuckled.
“How should I ask?”
The suited man rubbed his hands on his pants: “Should I wake it up first?”
“Yes, wake it up, just say ‘God, please open your eyes!’ and that’s enough!”
Mink Auntie instructed, adding: “Excuse my words, but your fashion sense is terrible; even my dog wouldn’t wear that.”
The remark was quite offensive, yet nobody minded, considering it a type of hosting humor. Even the ridiculed suited man wasn’t angry; he was simply occupied with pondering what question to ask.
This God’s head, he certainly couldn’t afford to bid for it, so he aid to ask the most valuable question.
“Can I start?”
The suited man was eager.
Mink Auntie gestured a ‘please’ with her finger.
…
“Who do you think that female host is?”
Xia Hongyao was curious: “She’s looking at that suited man like he’s a dead dog!”
“He’s probably dood, right?”
“Should we warn him?”
Xia Hongyao was still a tad kind-hearted.
“Why warn him? A cannon fodder rushing to his own end; let him be!”
San Miyairi’s heart was ruthless, and Gu Qingqiu was no better.
They now considered that suited man a guinea pig.
…
The suited man took a deep breath and respectfully spoke:
“Please, God, open your eyes!”
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
Under everyone’s intense gaze, at the seventh second, the eyes on the head suddenly opened.
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